jocko's business venture

[jocko]

Most of u guys know I have a bait shop in my garage. The sign when I am opoen is all neon and it says Masterbaiter is in and open. I get alot of attention.

Well I might be leaving this froum for I have recentlyt discovered a gold mine andit was all sitting in my sheep pasture.

I was out there about a week ago scouping up sheepsh!t in a 5 gallon bucket. U see I do this about every utter week, as I have some muzzy's about a mile away and at nite I drive by there and throw the sheepsh
!t on their porch or car if it is parked outsdide. Well I left the buvket by the side of the house for a few days, just plum forgot about ity and when i went out to get it, to my amazement, the bucket was about half empty and there must have been 5000 giant nite crawlers inside the bucket of sheep sh!t. When I looked in teh grass I could see hundreds of them nitecrawler workign their way towards this bucket of sheepsh!t. I knew I was on to sumpin, so I had to field test them first before I could sell them. So I and my buddy went to this pond which is about 5 acres and chuckked full of crappie. When I threw out my baited hook on a float it was about 30 seconds and it looked like a feeding frenzy of pirahna at that bait. I pulled in a 5# crappie and there was 3 utter crappie that was hanging on to the hooked crappie wanting that nite crawler. Gods truth guys. While taking the crappie off the hook two crappie jumped into my boat and right into the sheep sh!t craweler bucket. I knew I was ona to sumpin. So what I am asking of this very wise forum is: what should I call this new found miracle bait. I have adds goin into argosy, playboy, penthouse,hustler. NRA will not take any adds like this but Field and Stream will. I need a name fast. I will be seling this in 1 quart containers with 100 crawlers, guaranteed to catch fish to. $50 per container delivered. the amazing thing is I put 20 normal crawlers in a quarte jar with my sheepsh!t and in a week they were 12-16 inches long and the size of a cigar. I figured if they can make a worm grow like that maybe it can work on a man, so I dipped my finner in some f the sheepSh!t and wow. I just can't say i on this forum, but I have now set upa meeting with Eli Lilly Co (makers of cialis) I think this coul;d be sold as a sav or as a pill, alot cheaper than cialis. Don't need no FDA approval even as this is all natural, no added stuff. Right now I am running low on sheepsh!t, so I have bought 5 gallons of exlax to put in with the sheeps daily supplement. I will report on that in a few days.

Ok, sorry about no gun talk here but I am so so escited about tyhis new found fortune that I had to share it with my kahr friends. Who ever comes up with the name of this product that I go with will get a years supply of ol jockos's sheepsh!t. Sorry I cannot sell or send this to a woman so do not offer any names u gals.:Amflag2::Amflag2:

[berettabone]

Jockomate.................................

[Bawanna]

Night Snake kind of rolls off the tongue but I think your a sicko pervert.

[downtownv]

There's something smelly about this post!

[b4uqzme]

I'm still thinking about a name but, meanwhile, who's gonna want to eat a crappie that's been dining on sheepshitworms?????

Also I wonder what that muzzy's growing over there with all that sheep dung you been flingin' at him?

[addictedhealer]

Since we are talking about poo how about Obamacare? Seems to get customers from all forms of life.

[getsome]

For fish bait I'd go with "Fudge Magic"

For human use I'd go with a name that would appeal to NASCAR fans, like Jr. Johnson's special rear end lube...Apply and rub in vigorously until desired results are achieved....

[Baklash]

Crappie Crappy

[Tinman507]

http://i1147.photobucket.com/albums/o542/tinman507/jockosnakeoil_zpsa800c2a4.jpg

[GLOCKROCKER]

jocko's masterbaiter's magic

[jocko]

Night Snake kind of rolls off the tongue but I think your a sicko pervert.

sense some jealously there colonel:typing:

[Bawanna]

I'm not sure jealousy is the right word.

[GROTMAN]

Can't think of a name yet.. but I did take some his night crawlers out on the boat with me and well.. this happened.. old Jocko ain't exaggerating !
http://i.imgur.com/iLRPuDM.gif

[kwh]

Speechless. I am in awe of the Masterbaiter.

[Armybrat]

Maybe Jocko has finally shot his wad with this crazy business.

[CharlieW]

Crappie Crappy

Maybe, "Crappie Happy" ??

[tjm]

Bobber Sinkers

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[CJB]

Ol Jocko, I feel a certain kinship to you, on account of us being brothers-in-Iron an' all.

You got to realize that you can market the same product, in different market segments, at different margins, and under different names.

So, for the fisherman's market - you can use some down home name, maybe something like - "Uncle Jocko's Fish Magnets"

But for the testosterone reduced crowd.... you need a name that grabs 'em by them body parts they're missin! Maybe somethin' like "Mascu-Ram" or "Get'er Dung!" . You got the idea.

[b4uqzme]

Fishit

[Alfonse]

Glocko Jocko's Cocko Cream with a special Pelosi scent.

[CJB]

I got it....!!!!!

Call it "Ejockulation"

[muggsy]

Far be it for me to judge Jocko's veracity, but fishing is a serious business. To those of you uninitiated in the finer points of fishing allow me to edify. A fairy tail starts out, "Once upon a time" and one of Jocko's fishing tales starts out, "Now this ain't no sh!t." I have to admit that he had me going until he mentioned the 5# crappie as a five pound crappie would be a new world record and the only thing that excited him was a half full bucket of sheep dung. In Jocko's case that, in and of itself, might be believable. but it did add an air of suspicion to the story, so to speak. Now I'm not saying that Jocko would prevaricate, but only that his tale is somewhat suspect. I'm under the impression that he may only be trying to reel us into a somewhat risky business proposition. On the off chance that he's being totally honest, I suggest that he call his bait Ewefinasia, the killer bait.

[jocko]

I got it....!!!!!

Call it "Ejockulation"

and the winner by accumlation is CJB.

thanks all u guys for the support:amflag:

and YES Grotman, I was taking the video of that fish jmping in the boat and yes it was with my bait. Like I stated earlier, in this case the bait was still in the jar, they didn't hav etime to even puyt it on the line. I had to edit out some of the video for 4 great whites aere circling the boats, We just threw the bait ovber board and got the hell out of dodge. that is tdhe dar truth. We thru te little swordfish back to,but the great whites got him, so tuff sh!t on that part,.

Ejockulation will be in every gander mt bait shop within 4 weeks. I need to buy some more sheep to get the sh!t a flowing-sop to day. aw, Its just great to be alive and Iam trying hard to carry o the ol Deitrich tradition, as maybe only a few here know what I am talking about:israel::israel:

Thanks again CJB. I will send the free bait fgift to DESTINATION DAYTONA wiht attn: cjb ON IT. iT SHOULD NOT BE OPENED WITH WOMAN AROUND . Just sayin.

A hint: CJB take one of jocko's ejockulation worms and cut about 1": off of it kand go into a hooters and just drop it in the ash tray next to you and then GET READY.:001_tt2::001_tt2:

[jocko]

Far be it for me to judge Jocko's veracity, but fishing is a serious business. To those of you uninitiated in the finer points of fishing allow me to edify. A fairy tail starts out, "Once upon a time" and one of Jocko's fishing tales starts out, "Now this ain't no sh!t." I have to admit that he had me going until he mentioned the 5# crappie as a five pound crappie would be a new world record and the only thing that excited him was a half full bucket of sheep dung. In Jocko's case that, in and of itself, might be believable. but it did add an air of suspicion to the story, so to speak. Now I'm not saying that Jocko would prevaricate, but only that his tale is somewhat suspect. I'm under the impression that he may only be trying to reel us into a somewhat risky business proposition. On the off chance that he's being totally honest, I suggest that he call his bait Ewefinasia, the killer bait.

fokking worm weighted 2# and it was all the way down inside of it, so u do the math b&ttwipe. 3# crsapie and 2# worm = 6# ever day. wow what an idiot:D:banplease:

[b4uqzme]

So I went to my favorite bait shop this morning asking when they would have some of that new wonder bait "Ejockulation" on the shelves. The counter guy looked at me kinda quizzically then said; "give me a minute", grabbed a magazine, and headed for the aisles. I recommend you stay outta aisle 4 for awhile. Just sayin'.

[jocko]

if he dips his finner in that bait, he is a ***** for sure. Just sayinI am selling alot of it to peopl,e WHO DON EVEN FISH.

I had a guys wife come in and buy 5 jars of it.