April Fools Open Chat Sanitarium

[Bawanna]

Just in time, I didn't forget. I almost forgot because I kept reminding myself not to forget, then several members reminded me so I reminded myself not to forget some more which seemed to make me seem to forget.
But alas I didn't forget so all is well.

I think.


Good clean fun stuff, thread jacking encouraged. Civility and niceness required. Jocko and Muggsy, just to the best you can, I know it's a challenge for ya.:)

[TheTman]

I just got back from the range, sighting in my new to me Marlin Lever Action 45-70.
Man that is a sweet shooter. The iron sights were dead on at 100 yards.
My brother gave me a real good deal on it, it's not something he was going to get much use out of.


http://kartalk.pccomps.com/4570/rifle4.JPG

[Bawanna]

You mean 45-70? Is that the same one we talked about a quite a spell back. I'm glad you finally got it. Looks real fine.

Bet it's a little rough on the shoulder though huh?

[Bawanna]

Well crap, just caught another staple in the carpet. Direct hit, flat right side leg, I mean tire. 3rd one in 3 weeks.

New tires suppose to be here tomorrow, couldn't have got here today and made life simple. Noooooooo, punishment for all the sins of my earlier life.

[jocko]

I will be leaving this forum for better pastures. kEL tEK PEOPLE HAVE BEEN AT MY DOOR THIS PAST WEEK. Mr.Kelgren himself was even here. They seen what I have done for the kahr talk forum and wqant me to put some life in thier forom, so this will be my final goodbuy to all u a$$holes who drove me to the kel tek forum.

I tried to b elike here but guys like Muggs, Tinman, downtwoon Getsome and of course our colonel just made life so difficult for me. At my age conflict is not a good thing. I wanted to stick aroundin case Justin ever decided to peddle that worthless POS rife he bought, but I guess that is now out to.so long fokkers!!!

[b4uqzme]

You mean 45-70? Is that the same one we talked about a quite a spell back. I'm glad you finally got it. Looks real fine.

Bet it's a little rough on the shoulder though huh?

But I'm sure it's worth it. Beautiful rifle. Sorry to hear about your tires Colonel but it was probably time to install the summer air anyways....:rolleyes:

[b4uqzme]

I will be leaving this forum for better pastures. kEL tEK PEOPLE HAVE BEEN AT MY DOOR THIS PAST WEEK. Mr.Kelgren himself was even here. They seen what I have done for the kahr talk forum and wqant me to put some life in thier forom, so this will be my final goodbuy to all u a$$holes who drove me to the kel tek forum.

I tried to b elike here but guys like Muggs, Tinman, downtwoon Getsome and of course our colonel just made life so difficult for me. At my age conflict is not a good thing. I wanted to stick aroundin case Justin ever decided to peddle that worthless POS rife he bought, but I guess that is now out to.so long fokkers!!!

The Jehovahs Witnesses were at my door Sunday. I ain't goin' nowhere. Just sayin'.

[TheTman]

Yes Bawanna, that was the same one we talked about earlier. I got tired of seeing it sitting in my Brother's safe and not getting used. So I got him to make me a good deal on it.












APRILS FOOLS, I was just messin with you Bawanna. Sorry I guess I was a day ahead.

[jocko]

I had um at my door a week ago and when I opened the door, my "herman" was sticking out and I acted liked nuttin was wrong and u outta seen them run. U just gotta know how to handle certain people who knock on ur door. Just sayin

[Bawanna]

Yes Bawanna, that was the same one we talked about earlier. I got tired of seeing it sitting in my Brother's safe and not getting used. So I got him to make me a good deal on it.












APRILS FOOLS, I was just messin with you Bawanna. Sorry I guess I was a day ahead.


Are you kidding me or what? You got me soooooo bad. That is a beauty I don't care where it is.

[Bawanna]

I will be leaving this forum for better pastures. kEL tEK PEOPLE HAVE BEEN AT MY DOOR THIS PAST WEEK. Mr.Kelgren himself was even here. They seen what I have done for the kahr talk forum and wqant me to put some life in thier forom, so this will be my final goodbuy to all u a$$holes who drove me to the kel tek forum.

I tried to b elike here but guys like Muggs, Tinman, downtwoon Getsome and of course our colonel just made life so difficult for me. At my age conflict is not a good thing. I wanted to stick aroundin case Justin ever decided to peddle that worthless POS rife he bought, but I guess that is now out to.so long fokkers!!!



Wish you'd told me sooner, I'd sell all my stock in Preparation H, won't be needing it anymore, probably already too late now, every one's selling, won't be worth the effort.

[jocko]

I can't replyt for I am gone!! Just sayin

[jocko]

whats preparation H? Just sayin

[JohnR]

whats preparation H? Just sayin

Hoppes No. 2 :p

[mr surveyor]

if you gave Jocko a full rub down with Preparation H, he would shrink up and disappear :D

[mr surveyor]

oh, and Happy 86th Birthday to my Mom tomorrow (April 1) ... she managed to hang on for another year

[ltxi]

whats preparation H? Just sayin

It's a new toothpaste. Try it out.

[RevRay]

I can't replyt for I am gone!! Just sayin

All talk ... no action!

[ltxi]

All talk ... no action!

So....what's new 'bout that. :spider:

[Alfonse]

Gawd, it is going to be unbearable around here tomorrow. :)

[Bawanna]

Nearly unbearable today, what are you talking about.
Some of your east side sun is shining on us today. Nice after a very soggy weekend, I'll probably croak of skin cancer.

[jocko]

Gawd, it is going to be unbearable around here tomorrow. :)

tmorrow:blah:

[Bawanna]

It's your favorite sheep (Gertrude's?) anniversary. You better not forget neither.

[jocko]

I want u and all the members to know that I do not have sex with sheep. They BACK into me. Just sayin

Part of this I paraphrased from Wild Bill clinton's famous speech.

ooops I just reliazed I used a word I have no clue what it means:Amflag2:

[Alfonse]

Nearly unbearable today, what are you talking about.
Some of your east side sun is shining on us today. Nice after a very soggy weekend, I'll probably croak of skin cancer.

That already tried killing me without success. The sunshine is nice though, unless you're a sheep around Jocko's that likes to run backwards.

[muggsy]

I will be leaving this forum for better pastures. kEL tEK PEOPLE HAVE BEEN AT MY DOOR THIS PAST WEEK. Mr.Kelgren himself was even here. They seen what I have done for the kahr talk forum and wqant me to put some life in thier forom, so this will be my final goodbuy to all u a$$holes who drove me to the kel tek forum.

I tried to b elike here but guys like Muggs, Tinman, downtwoon Getsome and of course our colonel just made life so difficult for me. At my age conflict is not a good thing. I wanted to stick aroundin case Justin ever decided to peddle that worthless POS rife he bought, but I guess that is now out to.so long fokkers!!!

Don't let that door hit you in the arse on yer way out Jocko. How long do you think it will take Mr. Kelgren to realize what a mistake he's made. It didn't take long for the people at Glock Talk to figger it out. You'll be back in two shakes of a lambs tail, I'm bettin. Promises, promises.

[muggsy]

I want u and all the members to know that I do not have sex with sheep. They BACK into me. Just sayin

Part of this I paraphrased from Wild Bill clinton's famous speech.

ooops I just reliazed I used a word I have no clue what it means:Amflag2:

What word was that Jocko, sex? :)

[muggsy]

Wish you'd told me sooner, I'd sell all my stock in Preparation H, won't be needing it anymore, probably already too late now, every one's selling, won't be worth the effort.

I tried that Preparation H. I spread it on my toast and stirred it into my coffee. For all the good it did me I should have shoved it up my arse. :confused:

[DeaconKC]

Don't mention shakes of a lamb's tail around Jocko......just sayin

[JohnR]

I'm about choking on my coffee here, guys. :p

[muggsy]

Quick, the Heimlich maneuver! Man down here! Easy John, you don't want old Jocko performing mouth to mouth. Just sayin. :)

[JohnR]

Quick, the Heimlich maneuver! Man down here! Easy John, you don't want old Jocko performing mouth to mouth. Just sayin. :)
I'm fine! I swear! All better now. Ahem. Yup. Go about your business...

[Tinman507]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7761185280/h9DD75FC0/

[TheTman]

Oh geez, don't tell me Jocko's trained his sheep to do "oral". :eek:

[RevRay]

On a different vein, this past Sunday I took possession of my own Walther PPK/S, a 30 year old Interarms model. So today I made a quick trip to the range during my lunch break to check it out. It worked perfectly, so I think I'm going to enjoy having a second pistol to carry around if ever I need one.

And to top it off my secretary received her CWP in the mail today. So tomorrow she will take possession of her Bersa Thunder .380 ... and the US will have one more new gun owner to have to deal with.

[getsome]

Congrats on your new beauty there Rev or do we need to call you Bond, Reverend Bond....:D

[GROTMAN]

Oh geez, don't tell me Jocko's trained his sheep to do "oral". :eek:
Don't know if sheep can be trained to do oral or not, but apparently they can be trained to vote...
http://i.imgur.com/tLuXuzy.jpg

[ltxi]

Nearly unbearable today, what are you talking about.
Some of your east side sun is shining on us today. Nice after a very soggy weekend, I'll probably croak of skin cancer.

I just love your fricking positive attitude.....like a gray ray of sunshine it be.:rain:

[muggsy]

On a different vein, this past Sunday I took possession of my own Walther PPK/S, a 30 year old Interarms model. So today I made a quick trip to the range during my lunch break to check it out. It worked perfectly, so I think I'm going to enjoy having a second pistol to carry around if ever I need one.

And to top it off my secretary received her CWP in the mail today. So tomorrow she will take possession of her Bersa Thunder .380 ... and the US will have one more new gun owner to have to deal with.

PPK/S is in a class by itself. As iconic as a 1911 as reliable as a Model 12. Great little guns.

[CharlieW]

Don't know if sheep can be trained to do oral or not, but apparently they can be trained to vote...
http://i.imgur.com/tLuXuzy.jpg
Oh, No -- JOCKO, Save us from the Zombie Sheep!

[rjt123]

"The Baaa-ing Dead"?


NRA Endowment Life Member

[Bawanna]

Just in. Loved it.

Gotta figure out how to make it more clear in an avatar.

[jeepster09]

I will be leaving this forum for better pastures. kEL tEK PEOPLE HAVE BEEN AT MY DOOR THIS PAST WEEK. Mr.Kelgren himself was even here. They seen what I have done for the kahr talk forum and wqant me to put some life in thier forom, so this will be my final goodbuy to all u a$$holes who drove me to the kel tek forum.

I tried to b elike here but guys like Muggs, Tinman, downtwoon Getsome and of course our colonel just made life so difficult for me. At my age conflict is not a good thing. I wanted to stick aroundin case Justin ever decided to peddle that worthless POS rife he bought, but I guess that is now out to.so long fokkers!!!

Caught a photo of ole' Jocko headin out on his Pharley chopper....

[jocko]

Oh, No -- JOCKO, Save us from the Zombie Sheep!

mess with the bull u get the horns. Mess with ol jocko's sheep u get alot of sheepsh!t. Juyst sayin:behindsofa:

[jocko]

Caught a photo of ole' Jocko headin out on his Pharley chopper....

notice I am carryiny my giant lolipop. as I am riding to meet Monica behind the giant tombstone at the local cemetary. She is gonna lick my lolipop for me.:behindsofa:

[Armybrat]

In this case, I'd choose to get off the pot:

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8130370560/hCBE8B516

[Armybrat]

double post

[Bawanna]

In that case the toilet would have got both barrels of my side by side and I'd owe the plumber like I owe everybody else.

Where ever that is I ain't going there. I hate snakes, and bee's and lawyers.

[getsome]

Oh thats a snake, I though it was the worlds biggest.....Never mind...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S376iimvXIQ

[Tinman507]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10172750_10152199709552740_125075934_n.jpg

[kwh]

Fell out of my chair laughing!

[yqtszhj]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10172750_10152199709552740_125075934_n.jpg

Wifey cracked up at that one.

[Armybrat]

Where can I buy some of this?

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1545692_269870103167792_1914335636_n.jpg

[rjt123]

Hmmm...Liberal's Tears. Sounds like a caustic/toxic substance to me. Wouldn't wanna put crap like that on a fine firearm. Or even on an AK. ;)

[MW surveyor]

Went to the range yesterday for the first time in about two months.

More improvements! They paved the road and the parking lot! Now no more mud on the truck, shoes, at the firing line, etc.

Also, one of the best days for seeing some pretty good looking young women shooters in ............yoga pants! Not a violet in the bunch!

(No photos you perverts, was hard enough not to stare.)

[muggsy]

In this case, I'd choose to get off the pot:

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8130370560/hCBE8B516

So that's how you snake out a toilet. No wonder plumbers get paid so much.

[Bawanna]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=645108348896123&l=5062902164119569067

I don't know if this link works, son in law did it on facebook. I was able to see it and I don't do facebook so maybe so.

Remember in addition to being fat I'm also deaf and color blind so I'm not really as dumb as I look.

The occasion was my daughter revealing the sex of our forthcoming grandbaby.

Son in Laws family lives in North Carolina, they all guessed correctly, all of us guess WRONG. I told them I didn't really care for sex, go for healthy, ya know 5 fingers, 5 toes, a nose, two eyes and all that stuff.

Never heard of this cupcake stuffing deal before but I guess now days everybody does it. When we had kids we chose to be surprised.

[Buzzard45]

The link worked just fine colonel, thanks for sharing, that was fun:)

[Harrylee]

Now I knew there was a scientific way they figured these things out but have not had the privilege of seeing in action. Now I know, always thought the stork had something to do with it ahh what do I know. Good vid, be careful with that carving knife! You may take out a innocent cup cake :7:

[Bawanna]

The stork is urban legend. Babies are caused by airport toilet seats. I've studied the phenomenon for many years. All 3 of my kids were the product of the toilet seats. Not the ones in the planes near as I can tell but the airport.

We'd pick somebody up or drop someone off and the wife would have to go tinkle, about a year later slam a jamma, another tax write off.

After the third one when she had to go tinkle I told her to hold it, we'd stop at a gas station. Nothing since.

Had a friend, his kids were like 13, took somebody to the airport, I asked if his wife went tinkle and he thought she did, told him to get the nursery ready, he said no way. Slam a jamma, baby shower time!

I don't make this stuff up. It's science.

[Bawanna]

Now I knew there was a scientific way they figured these things out but have not had the privilege of seeing in action. Now I know, always thought the stork had something to do with it ahh what do I know. Good vid, be careful with that carving knife! You may take out a innocent cup cake :7:

Collateral damage. Total control. I didn't even cut myself licking the frosting off the blade. Lucky for me, course I kind of talk with a lisp, maybe I winged the tongue a bit.

[Tinman507]

very cool vid Boss. I love how they all just ignore you and the knife work. Looked like my house. Congrats to you all!

[Harrylee]

Now watch licking that blade you could end up with a forked tongue.
Juyst sayin

[yqtszhj]

Good video. I laughed a couple of times like when you picked that girl cupcake cause it was white (not an Obama cupcake)

Too funny. Oh and congratulations.

[muggsy]

if you gave Jocko a full rub down with Preparation H, he would shrink up and disappear :D

You know mr surveyor, old Jocko doesn't have to go out of his way and come to this website just to be insulted. He can stay home and be insulted just as easily. I think that you owe the old poop an apology. (How's that fer stickin up for ya, Jocko?)

[Harrylee]

Oh Bawanna you made me laugh watching this it reminds me of the good old days watching the original Saturday night live. They had a skit called samurai delicatessen, you could have been the star of that. Loved seeing this and thank you for sharing your life with us, and now here is the skit of Saturday Night Live I love to see

https://screen.yahoo.com/samurai-delicatessen-000000556.html

[wyntrout]

Congrats to you and your family, Bawanna! We're going to visit my one and only grandchild on her first birthday next month. I'm going to miss my 50th class reunion, but they didn't ask me if I had a prior commitment.

Wynn:D

[Armybrat]

Grandkids are better than kids - Glad to see them come, glad to see them go. ;)

Congrats to all.

[RevRay]

very cool vid Boss. I love how they all just ignore you and the knife work. Looked like my house. Congrats to you all!

I know what you mean Tinman ... the way the Colonel was waving that thing around I was sure someone was going to lose a finger or something before the video was finished. Congrats, btw, granddaughters are wonderful.

[Tinman507]

9WoM2bHfr48

[Bawanna]

Oh man, you got me again. No beans for astronauts.

[GROTMAN]

Since you're on the subject of beans ..:p
http://i.imgur.com/lMfkxjB.jpg

[jocko]

aw man, I am in luv with that one on the left. thanks for the uplift..

[mr surveyor]

You know mr surveyor, old Jocko doesn't have to go out of his way and come to this website just to be insulted. He can stay home and be insulted just as easily. I think that you owe the old poop an apology. (How's that fer stickin up for ya, Jocko?)


Yeah, Muggsy, you're probably right. There's some PITA's that ever Prep H can't reduce.

sooo......

Sorry Jocko ..... oooppppsss, left out the coma ..... Sorry, Jocko ..... dangit, I meant that I left out the comma ....


then I forgot the smilie ...... :)

[wyntrout]

Dang! I've seen many better looking SHEEP!

Wynn:D

[wyntrout]

Isn't this the truth?

Wynn:D

[GROTMAN]

Some more eye candy for Jocko. As for the rest of you, please forgive me.
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6k2h_6zRQj8/UioyphLZQ3I/AAAAAAAAKAQ/jbLKLuPwDf4/s800/Mrs-Bean-48658.jpg (http://arstechnica.com/civis/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=1110312&start=34400)

[wyntrout]

Hey! keep that up and I'll trot out Rosie O... the hairy version! :eek:

Wynn:D

[getsome]

For Jocko:

http://www.gocomics.com/wumo/2014/04/17

[wyntrout]

Ha! Good one...

http://kahrtalk.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=10267&d=1397797221

Wynn:D

[wyntrout]

I personalized the cartoon a bit.

Wynn:D

[wyntrout]

Happy Easter Deployment Style!

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/s600x600/1017359_10152345424164769_3245151422938226313_n.jp g (https://www.facebook.com/182249954768/photos/a.360794549768.147593.182249954768/10152345424164769/?type=1)

Happy Easter from Afghanistan!!!

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(https://www.facebook.com/182249954768/photos/a.360794549768.147593.182249954768/10152363764009769/?type=1)




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[GROTMAN]

http://i.imgur.com/yNqgJ7W.png

[GROTMAN]

GARDEN SNAKES CAN BE DANGEROUS...

Snakes also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here's why.

A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze.

It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants. When it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa.

She let out a very loud scream.

The husband (who was taking a shower) ran out into the living room naked to see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the sofa.

He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it. About that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him on the behind. He thought the snake had bitten him, so he screamed and fell over on the floor.

His wife thought he had had a heart attack, so she covered him up, told him to lie still and called an ambulance.

The attendants rushed in, would not listen to his protests, loaded him on the stretcher, and started carrying him out.

About that time, the snake came out from under the sofa and the Emergency Medical Technician saw it and dropped his end of the stretcher. That's when the man broke his leg and why he is still in the hospital.

The wife still had the problem of the snake in the house, so she called on a neighbor who volunteered to capture the snake. He armed himself with a rolled-up newspaper and began poking under the couch.. Soon he decided it was gone and told the woman, who sat down on the sofa in relief.

But while relaxing, her hand dangled in between the cushions, where she felt the snake wriggling around. She screamed and fainted, the snake rushed back under the sofa.

The neighbor man, seeing her lying there passed out, tried to use CPR to revive her.

The neighbor's wife, who had just returned from shopping at the grocery store, saw her husband's mouth on the woman's mouth and slammed her husband in the back of the head with a bag of canned goods, knocking him out and cutting his scalp to a point where it needed stitches.

The noise woke the woman from her dead faint and she saw her neighbor lying on the floor with his wife bending over him, so she assumed that the snake had bitten him. She went to the kitchen and got a small bottle of whiskey, and began pouring it down the man's throat.

By now, the police had arrived.
Breathe here...

They saw the unconscious man, smelled the whiskey, and assumed that a drunken fight had occurred. They were about to arrest them all, when the women tried to explain how it all happened over a little garden snake!

The police called an ambulance, which took away the neighbor and his sobbing wife.

Now, the little snake again crawled out from under the sofa and one of the policemen drew his gun and fired at it. He missed the snake and hit the leg of the end table. The table fell over, the lamp on it shattered and, as the bulb broke, it started a fire in the drapes.

The other policeman tried to beat out the flames, and fell through the window into the yard on top of the family dog who, startled, jumped out and raced into the street, where an oncoming car swerved to avoid it and smashed into the parked police car.

Meanwhile, neighbors saw the burning drapes and called in the fire department. The firemen had started raising the fire ladder when they were halfway down the street. The rising ladder tore out the overhead wires, put out the power, and disconnected the telephones in a ten-square city block area (but they did get the house fire out).

Time passed! Both men were discharged from the hospital, the house was repaired, the dog came home, the police acquired a new car and all was right with their world.

A while later they were watching TV and the weatherman announced a cold snap for that night. The wife asked her husband if he thought they should bring in their plants for the night.

And that's when he shot her

[Bawanna]

Aw man, my sides haven't hurt this bad in a long long time.

[yqtszhj]

I got this in an email today. My niece that lives in Washington not too far from Bawannas place made this at elementary school. I told my sister that when my niece grows up she needs to go into politics. I think she made this on tax day.

http://i1339.photobucket.com/albums/o706/yqtszhj/047_zpsb92269e5.jpg

[Bawanna]

I'll vote for her now! How close, I'd like to meet this niece.

[yqtszhj]

They're in Snoqualmie I think. It's funny, I have more family members in your state than any other one and I've never been there. Son is on Whidbey, then there is sister, bro in law, niece, and nephew out there. Then have a brother that's on the west coast living in the land of fruits and nuts, son on east coast, and parents in another state. Only me, wife and daughter live here now.

I really need a place with some big hills and lots of freedom for a good price. May do that in the next few years. It getting where there are too many "zombies" around here.

[GROTMAN]

Conversation overheard 2 days after Easter..
http://i.imgur.com/XKcewZL.jpg

[Bawanna]

Snoqualmie is only about half hour away. Right in the neighborhood.

Whidbey isn't far either, 45 minutes and a ferry ride.

[Alfonse]

They're in Snoqualmie I think. It's funny, I have more family members in your state than any other one and I've never been there. Son is on Whidbey, then there is sister, bro in law, niece, and nephew out there. Then have a brother that's on the west coast living in the land of fruits and nuts, son on east coast, and parents in another state. Only me, wife and daughter live here now.

I really need a place with some big hills and lots of freedom for a good price. May do that in the next few years. It getting where there are too many "zombies" around here.

Let me know. I can fix you right up, and there's no income tax either!

http://www.lakechelan.com/about-the-area/

[Bawanna]

You a realtor Alfonse?

I'm still dreaming of living on your side of the mountain some day. Don't know that it will ever happen but something to wish for.

I guess my bud officer that used to work here and went to work for Chelan County is getting a Medal of Honor, pulled a couple people out of a house fire. He really digs it over there.

A sgt here is getting one at the same ceremony down in Olympia for wrestling a guy off the railroad tracks right as a train came by, a very close thing.

Don't know if I'll get down to watch or not.

[TheTman]

You all get a break from my crazy posts for a day or two. I have to replace the system drive on my Computer, and do some maintenance on it while it's apart. Then reload Windows, and get the data from my backups.
Dang!!! I can hear the cheering from here. :D
No, I'm not going to stretch it out to a week or more. (I hope)
Enjoy my absence. :)

[getsome]

Report back by 1200 hours Monday or we launch recon operation Spooky to find you....Be sure to wrap the innerds of your puter in tin foil while you got it apart so the NSA wont be able to hear us talkin....

[ltxi]

Way too late for that.....:cool:

[Bawanna]

What if we talk small, can they still monitor us?

[Alfonse]

You a realtor Alfonse?

I'm still dreaming of living on your side of the mountain some day. Don't know that it will ever happen but something to wish for.

I guess my bud officer that used to work here and went to work for Chelan County is getting a Medal of Honor, pulled a couple people out of a house fire. He really digs it over there.

A sgt here is getting one at the same ceremony down in Olympia for wrestling a guy off the railroad tracks right as a train came by, a very close thing.

Don't know if I'll get down to watch or not.

Your friend made the news, the newspaper, radio, etc. They said it was the second time he did something like that. It isn't hard to make the news around here, but his was pretty cool news.

I have land, and can sell it too. You probably ought to come have a look. I can introduce you to the sheriff too if you like. It could just change your location.

[Bawanna]

He's a good guy, none better.

My daughter just bought a house over here and we got the granddaughter on the way. I doubt for at least a couple more years I could pry the wife away.
She always advocated moving east. We've always aimed further east and only the last couple years I started thinking of your area. Kind of happy medium, not too far from over here and much closer to further east.

Still have all the amenities but better quality people. The only downfall is the influx of visitors (like me) in the summer time.

My bud over there says in winter time 1 or 2 officers could handle it all easily. In the summer time they could use 50 and not keep up.

Back in the late 70's I spent many a night on the High School football field track. We could never quite make the state park before they closed. We went over on motorcycles. First trip a cop in town told us to just go there and hit the park in the morning.
Went to sleep alone and woke up with about 30 people all around us.

[Tinman507]

-7PRUKbyv-4

[DeaconKC]

Tman, thanks for the smile!

[Alfonse]

He's a good guy, none better.

My daughter just bought a house over here and we got the granddaughter on the way. I doubt for at least a couple more years I could pry the wife away.
She always advocated moving east. We've always aimed further east and only the last couple years I started thinking of your area. Kind of happy medium, not too far from over here and much closer to further east.

Still have all the amenities but better quality people. The only downfall is the influx of visitors (like me) in the summer time.

My bud over there says in winter time 1 or 2 officers could handle it all easily. In the summer time they could use 50 and not keep up.

Back in the late 70's I spent many a night on the High School football field track. We could never quite make the state park before they closed. We went over on motorcycles. First trip a cop in town told us to just go there and hit the park in the morning.
Went to sleep alone and woke up with about 30 people all around us.

Winters are pretty quiet!

[wyntrout]

OMG! The last day of April... and Federal Payday!

This is hilarious and I thought I would share... what an "ending"! http://www.kahrtalk.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=7990&stc=1&d=1363707220

This is the LONG version 2:19. You can jump to 1:45 or so. It takes her a while to "booty up" to the fence.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj55VocRfYk&feature=player_detailpage

Wynn:D

[Bawanna]

Dang! Here hold my beer and watch this.

[TheTman]

Well, I almost stretched it into a week. :D
I've been up and running for few days now, but have been busy installing all the Windows updates, Re-Installing Software, Getting my Mailboxes restored, and all that fun stuff that goes with rebuilding a system.
I'm like the Wise Men in the Bible, that came bearing gifts, only mine are Mold, Nonsense, and Fear (of what the Administration is going to do next) ;) I hope you all enjoyed your vacation! I have to tell you, it's diificult to work inside a tinfoil tent! :madgrin:
I think I figured out what happened to my computer, when I opened the case, you'll never guess what I found........ Flight 370!!!!

[wyntrout]

Dang! This looks like fun!

https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10303807_465624440229149_3065448731585592479_n.jpg

Wynn:D

[yqtszhj]

Dang! This looks like fun!

https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10303807_465624440229149_3065448731585592479_n.jpg

Wynn:D

Now that's FUNNY! Cant you see the little maid that doesn't speak english going up to it and poking it with a toilet brush and running off? Need to put a noise maker under there too.

[ltxi]

Next week. DC. Or maybe I'll wait until the week after when I'm staying in hotels where I'm not well known.

For anyone who thought I retired....yeah, well so did I and can supply expert advice on how to do it all wrong.

[ltxi]

Dang! Here hold my beer and watch this.

Yeah....I was thinking the same thing.

[GLOCKROCKER]

Next week. DC. Or maybe I'll wait until the week after when I'm staying in hotels where I'm not well known.

Just another day for a maid in DC hotels.

[ltxi]

Just another day for a maid in DC hotels.

I actually mostly stay a bit upscale in Herndon, right off the Dulles access road . Not even other than the very occasional hooker at the bar.

[Alfonse]

Is it time for the Mother of All May's Mumblings, or something to that effect?

[Bawanna]

Aww crap, someone sent a request, I better go back and look and see what it was, I knew I was gonna forget.

[yqtszhj]

Is it May already? Cant me. High temp yesterday was only 65 degrees in the south.