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Armybrat
04-01-2014, 09:46 PM
http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/MWimages/MW-BV926_breakf_MG_20140304230342.jpg

Of course they are wrong - too much bread in the pic.

Bawanna
04-01-2014, 09:55 PM
Exactly right, waaay too much bread.l

b4uqzme
04-01-2014, 10:08 PM
and where's the beer?

warbird1
04-01-2014, 10:32 PM
Needs some OJ and it would be perfect.

mr surveyor
04-01-2014, 11:51 PM
what.... no coffee?

PattayaPistol
04-02-2014, 01:21 AM
Looks about right to me. I'd go with grapefruit juice seeing as we're obviously on a diet.


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muggsy
04-02-2014, 05:41 AM
Not enough eggs. I'll take two over easy.

Tinman507
04-02-2014, 05:44 AM
where's the Scrapple?

(Look it up: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrapple)

100percent
04-02-2014, 06:24 AM
The table isn't set right. There isn't a gun on the left side of the plate to balance the one on the right.

GLOCKROCKER
04-02-2014, 07:54 AM
No grits? - No gravy?

Pulpit Pistol
04-02-2014, 09:12 AM
Where are the vitamins, mixed together with some bullets??

Longitude Zero
04-02-2014, 09:47 AM
Looks good to me. Beside Europeans are only one slight step up from subhumanoid mongrels.

Bawanna
04-02-2014, 09:53 AM
I see a cup but it looks like some fool ruined the coffee with girly man stuff, cream and sugar. Yckk.

trentu
04-02-2014, 10:23 AM
Looks like the ingredients for a nice breakfast sandwich.

CharlieW
04-02-2014, 11:32 AM
There should definitely be a spare mag -- off-hand, over by the toast.

JERRY
04-02-2014, 11:47 AM
since I now live in the souff I have to say grits are missing in the pic.

leftysixty
04-02-2014, 02:52 PM
Ditch the toast, add an egg, and a reload.

wyntrout
04-02-2014, 04:34 PM
The egg is overcooked a bit. Light toast can be good for dipping in the yellows.

Wynn:D

Bawanna
04-02-2014, 04:58 PM
I think eggs are like brains, meant to be scrambled.

mr surveyor
04-02-2014, 05:16 PM
breakfast for me on the way to the special dove hunt every year consists of: 3 eggs easy over, 4 slices of bacon, 2 sausage patties, a side of grits, a side of (real) hashbrowns, one large waffle with maple syrup, a side of bisquits and gravy, coffee (leave the pot), bottle of tabasco sauce, then mop up the drippings with the greasy toast. The other five guys in the hunting group don't eat as light as I do, but they're all bigger than me.

Bawanna
04-02-2014, 05:21 PM
Damn!

mr surveyor
04-02-2014, 05:43 PM
well, it is only once a year:)


oh .... and no sheep involved either

Bawanna
04-02-2014, 05:44 PM
It sounded awesome!

GROTMAN
04-02-2014, 06:13 PM
I can't believe that everybody has overlooked what I thought was the most obvious.. NOT ENOUGH BACON!!! :confused:

muggsy
04-02-2014, 06:26 PM
I can't believe that everybody has overlooked what I thought was the most obvious.. NOT ENOUGH BACON!!! :confused:

Well, that goes without saying. Who would mention the obvious?

jocko
04-02-2014, 06:49 PM
oh my surv. what a super breakfast. I could not dd a thing to that either.

I do prefer sheepherders coffee when out camping . Not bullsh!t either, they just throrow their coffee in on top of the pot of water boil the piss out of it and drink it. First time i TRIED THAT WHILE HUTING IN iDAHO MANY YEARS AGO, i really like it. The grounds just dissappear. I guss that is why I got so attche dto sheep. THAT and utter tings..but screw that tabasco sauce. not for this ol timer..

GLOCKROCKER
04-02-2014, 06:52 PM
I think eggs are like brains, meant to be scrambled.

Making me drool there Bawanna. I haven't had any brains and eggs in several years. My grandma used to fix them all the time for me and my grandad when I was a kid. Glad you made me think about my late grandma, today was her birthday.

jocko
04-02-2014, 06:52 PM
Exactly right, waaay too much bread.l

an egg with a skirt around it. ol jocko likes skirts.:amflag:

jocko
04-02-2014, 06:54 PM
Making me drool there Bawanna. I haven't had any brains and eggs in several years. My grandma used to fix them all the time for me and my grandad when I was a kid. Glad you made me think about my late grandma, today was her birthday.

g;pclrpcler, tha to me that one sentence leaves most of us thinking about what u really said.:amflag: I think u can ick out the sentence I am referring to. Just sayin

yqtszhj
04-02-2014, 07:29 PM
breakfast for me on the way to the special dove hunt every year consists of: 3 eggs easy over, 4 slices of bacon, 2 sausage patties, a side of grits, a side of (real) hashbrowns, one large waffle with maple syrup, a side of bisquits and gravy, coffee (leave the pot), bottle of tabasco sauce, then mop up the drippings with the greasy toast. The other five guys in the hunting group don't eat as light as I do, but they're all bigger than me.

If I ate all that I'd miss the doves because I'd have to take a nap.

mr surveyor
04-02-2014, 08:01 PM
If I ate all that I'd miss the doves because I'd have to take a nap.


that's our five day trip .... plenty of time to nap:)

GLOCKROCKER
04-02-2014, 08:05 PM
g;pclrpcler, tha to me that one sentence leaves most of us thinking about what u really said.:amflag: I think u can ick out the sentence I am referring to. Just sayin

Figured somebody would see it like that - leave it to jocko. yep brains are just one of the many things I haven't had in years. What's the quote? "of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most" :D g;pclpcler out.

Bawanna
04-02-2014, 08:47 PM
Back in my hunting days BC. That's how we made the coffee, course we didn't call it sheepherder coffee. We'd just boil it and toss a dash of cold water on top and the grounds went to the bottom. We'd throw egg shells on top also and that accomplished the same thing.

My folks told me all kinds of things I ate and swear I enjoyed in my youth. I think it's a true blessing that we can only remember so far back in age. Back then we didn't have Child Protective Services to call to have our parents hauled in.

Planedude
04-02-2014, 09:25 PM
Did someone say bacon, scrambled eggs and beer??

Baklash
04-02-2014, 09:50 PM
I usually order a side of beef and a sittin' of eggs.:hungry::hungry::hungry:

mr surveyor
04-02-2014, 09:54 PM
I usually order a side of beef and a sittin' of eggs.:hungry::hungry::hungry:




uuuhhh....o.k. ..... that beef is acceptable for breakfast as long as it's wrapped in BACON

:D

yqtszhj
04-03-2014, 12:44 AM
..... that beef is acceptable for breakfast as long as it's wrapped in BACON

:D

and/or country fried also... ;)

yqtszhj
04-03-2014, 12:52 AM
That's how we made the coffee, course we didn't call it sheepherder coffee. We'd just boil it and toss a dash of cold water on top and the grounds went to the bottom. We'd throw egg shells on top also and that accomplished the same thing.


Been there, done that camping and it works pretty good. Enjoyed it too as part of the trip.



My folks told me all kinds of things I ate and swear I enjoyed in my youth. I think it's a true blessing that we can only remember so far back in age. Back then we didn't have Child Protective Services to call to have our parents hauled in.

And you know, we made it OK through it no worse for the wear too. Do we need CPS for those little things? I think not.

This is bringing back some nice memories. I changed departments at work recently and now have every weekend free now. I need to go camping again soon.

leftysixty
04-04-2014, 12:55 AM
Did someone say bacon, scrambled eggs and beer??

THAT is what I meant 'bout bacon & eggs. I might share with the 4 year old, long as she didn't eat too much :D:D

NO beer for the little one :p