Jocko's typing

[skiflydive]

Hey everyone.

We all know about and are grateful for Jocko's prodigious knowledge of handguns and Kahrs in particular. Also well known are his atrocious typing and disabled spell checker. The other day, unbeknownst to our pal Jocko I was able to snag a photo of one of his hands and I think I might have found the real reason for his crappy typing... The dreaded all-thumbs syndrome.

http://www.velomobilforum.de/forum/index.php?attachments/404649081_2604ed1611_o-jpg.47661/

[b4uqzme]

...and he always blames the keyboard

[Barth]

In all fairness I'm dyslexic.
Can't read my own handwriting.
And my spelling and grammar is atrocious.
Even after taking a typing class in college.
Reading and writing (i.e. typing) is a challenge and pain.

Still, we must communicate with our brethren.
So we endeavor to persevere...
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[Bill K]

Thanks for the enlightening post. I thought he was typing with his toes. :)

[muggsy]

I hear that he plays the piano by ear! :)

[muggsy]

Skiflydive, do you realize that there is now a horse head in the mail with you're name and address on it?

[downtownv]

Must be a hard decision when he has to chose which thumb to stick in his butt!

[Rubb]

Must be a hard decision when he has to chose which thumb to stick in his butt!

Not really.....they all fit:)

[TheTman]

Rubb, I'm almost afraid to ask,,,, but how do you know so much about Jocko's butt? :D

[Rubb]

Rubb, I'm almost afraid to ask,,,, but how do you know so much about Jocko's butt? :D


I'm also known as doctor dolittle, I've talked to the sheep.....

[RevRay]

There once was a typist named jocko,
Who if crossed would give you a socko.
With thumbs on his hand,
And his head in the sand,
He has a very tough time with a taco.

[Tinman507]

I'm also known as doctor dolittle, I've talked to the sheep.....

We are in the presence of greatness!
Well played Sir!

[jocko]

well I'm breathless, more sons abritches here on this forum than I ever figured. Not a good word from any of u, . u try typing with 5 thumbs with one stuck in ur a$$ and see how good it looks. But under all that macho sh!t u guys threw at me, I know down deep u guys envy ol jocko. I am one of two preofessional sheepherders east of the Mississippi. I am the only one east of the Mississippi that carrys a PMJ9. I could get alittle rude and obnoxious but that is not my style, so I will let it go today and while I am at it, to all you great guys and gals out there. Happy Easter and my we remember what Easter relly is to.

Now u guys can answer this one damn question for me. Why do we let kids hunt for easter eaggs when the easter bunny doe snot lay eggs?/ I am 70+ and my heart was broken when I was just told that the Easter bunny #1 doe snot exist and #2 that they don't lay eggs, next thin ur goon tell me is thata Chelsea clinton is pregnant. Just sayin

Or Monica khas a severe gum desease. Realy

WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE!!!

[downtownv]

The way the Clitons are goin' Monica could very well had swallowed a future president, did you ever consider that?

[jocko]

oh ur good downtown, ur really good. Just sayin

[muggsy]

Jocko, if you think that the truth about the Easter Bunny was disappointing wait until the democrats learn the truth about Obamacare.

[Pointblank]

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[jocko]

Jocko, if you think that the truth about the Easter Bunny was disappointing wait until the democrats learn the truth about Obamacare.

point there mugg.:Amflag2: Pegosie thinks the easter bunny lays eggs though, so how do u make sense to her. Einstein thinks the \Easter Bunny is one of the Plamate gals, so she wants no part of them.

[Armybrat]

Dunno about you guys, but I can read Jocko just fine.

Of course the fact that I was a junior high teacher in an inner city school for 25+ years may have something to do with that. :p

[AIRret]

I can read Jocko without a problem.
But I really am dyslexic, and that's the truth!

[Bawanna]

I used to have regular bouts of dyslexlia, but I found I could control it with a little pepto bismal.

[Baklash]

I can read Jocko just fine most of the time, but never when I'm sober.:music: