Woman Drivers!

[downtownv]

Distracted Driving Incident
Everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are.........

This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman

In a brand new Cadillac
Doing 65 mph

With her Face up next to her

Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away
For a couple seconds...
To continue shaving
And when I looked back, she was
Halfway over in my lane,

Still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;
I had to put on my seat belt
And I dropped

My electric shaver,

Which knocked
The donut Out of my other hand.

In all The confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
Using my knees against
The steering wheel,
It knocked My Cell Phone
Away from my ear
Which fell into my coffee which was Between my legs,
Splashed,
And burned
Big Jim and the Twins.

Ruined the damn phone,

Soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an
Important call.

Damn women drivers!:yo:

[hardluk1]

Now that's funny, My wife is standing next me and were both laughed so hard were cry'n. Great little tale..

[downtownv]

Big Jim and the twins ROTFLMAO!
How about little Stanley and the pin Balls?

[GROTMAN]

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h34/FredTehFish/annual-meeting-of-women-drivers-women-drivers-demotivational-poster-1204140363.jpg (http://www.badkarmaairsoft.net/bkforums/viewtopic.php?f=35&t=646&start=25)

[muggsy]

Applying make-up is known as farding. Believe it or not it is illegal to fard while driving in Ohio! I kid you not. Look it up in yer Funk and Wagnalls. :)