Joke time! World's Shortest Books!!

[downtownv]

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods


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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan
& Michelle Obama
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton"
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK ON MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
And foreword by
Tiger Woods with John Edwards
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HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS
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AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
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And the shortest book of them all.......................
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
By Barack Obama

[AIRret]

Thanks for the laugh!!!!!!!!!!!

[AJBert]

Pretty sure I've read most of them while clipping my toe nails the other day!

[CJB]

I heard Al Gore's Vice Presidential Library burnt down the other day.

Both books were lost.

One wasn't even colored yet!

[chrish]

How I Worked Hard to Accomplish Great Things
-Barack Obama-

Constitutional Law and You
-Barack Obama-

Constitutional Law and the Federal Government
-Barack Obama-

Constitutional Law and the States
-Barack Obama-

Constitutional Law, The Condensed Version
-Barack Obama-

How to Keep Your Husband at Home
-Hilary Clinton-

Truth
-Hilary Clinton, forward by Barack Obama-

[GROTMAN]

Thought I'd add one more to the list...
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Shortest_19ee40_1218021.jpg (http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1218465/Shortest/)

[CJB]

Are boobs like iceburgs, whereupon 4/5ths are submurged?

If so, she can sink my Titanic any old time!

[knkali]

hilarious stuff here. L M A O