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CJB
07-23-2014, 09:59 AM
An innocent man is sitting on death row. On the day of his execution he strapped to the electric chair. His last visitor is his nagging mother in law. The innocent man tells the warden 'Can we speed this up I don't have all day!'


Man invented cruise control because all balls itch.

larryz
07-23-2014, 10:27 AM
LOL. Just his luck they'd lose power after a lightning strike...