off my asss

[jocko]

OK colonel, I am logged back on, see how fast kahr can fokk this up!!!! Just sayin

[Bawanna]

I knew a threat of releasing your email address or a 10,000 dollar fine would bring you back.

The villagers were getting restless in your absence. I don't think Kahr is at fault on this one but you can blame whoever you want as long as you check in once in awhile.

[JohnR]

i was wondering where the hell you were.

[BEARDOG]

:Amflag2:

wellcomebakJockowarthefokkhaveUbin???

[Bawanna]

Do you feel the love yet? I mean not like sheep love but love.

[jeepster09]

Now I see where he was.....his dream get together...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iih-GUyrUAQ

[knkali]

welcome back Jocko. Glad to see you again.

[TheLastDaze]

well, well the infamous Jocko is real.... I heard your name tossed around a few threads and there for a while I thought it was a new dirty word or something and I wasn't in the loop...

glad to see its actually a person !!

[jocko]

drop ur pants look in a mirror, what u see in the back is ol jocko. A REAL ASS. No shinny parts or nuttin but he does love his kahrs and his goes bang every fokking time. Just sayin
Tyhis has been the ost frustrating forom to JUST SAY ON. One day I am on the next day I am off and cant sign on. After the colonel sent me a photo of his ass and ask me to kiss it t6en times with lipstick o so he courd verify it, HE MIGHT fi8x things for me. What I would not do to keep on this god for saken forum. U guys are all right--- well sum of u anyway. Hell of a cuntry we live in though where the Black Panthers dictate justice ..

[Bawanna]

I kind of feel like everything is back to normal and all is right with the world except the justice thing of course.

I never mentioned nothing about pink lip stick though, I was figuring on red but I guess pink is your favorite.

[DeaconKC]

Hiya jocko!

[downtownv]

Ok jocko make a liar outta me...
I told them you were gone and not com in back, tip that fixed the smiley faces.
And what happened?
you returned....

[O'Dell]

Hi Jocko. Have you been gone?

[JohnR]

He didn't bring back the smilies.

[jocko]

whats a smiley??? jUST SAYIN

[ltxi]

Well, crap. He's back.

[GROTMAN]

Jocko.. good to see you back. Thought maybe you ran off and got lost looking for Tinman. By the way how many asss you got?

[CJB]

Jman, its great to see you back. Bad news ol' son. My own PM9J model was stolen in the worst of ways. I know who did it, and am working with LEO's to find the guy. Can you imagine how sad not having a J model makes me feel? Jeeeze-O-Pete!

When I catch the offender, can I invoke sentancing by having him perform stud service for your herd?

[yqtszhj]

Hell of a cuntry we live in though where the Black Panthers dictate justice ..

I tried to get you to run for president in 2010 or 2011 and if you would have we wouldn't have to put up with this mess. We even had jobs lined up for the Colonel and others. But you havent listened to anyone since I first saw you post on the old Elsie pea forum after you took a spill on your harley and everyone was worried about your Chinese made fu king pm9. So I dont want to hear any complaining.


Welcome back by the way.

[yqtszhj]

Oh and another thing. In order to keep a balanced forum you need to check in more often because as much as muggsy tries his cranky factor just isnt there and you wouldnt want this forum to just turn into a puddle of love would you?

[codegeek]

Do you feel the love yet? I mean not like sheep love but love.

Bwahahahaha... Baaaaachicawowwow....

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[ltxi]

Jman, its great to see you back. Bad news ol' son. My own PM9J model was stolen in the worst of ways. I know who did it, and am working with LEO's to find the guy. Can you imagine how sad not having a J model makes me feel? Jeeeze-O-Pete!

When I catch the offender, can I invoke sentancing by having him perform stud service for your herd?

I'd turn myself in for that opportunity.

[CJB]

Not knowing 150 sheep need servicing you wouldn't!

1. Obtain a set of knee high rubber boots.
2. Wear said boots, folded down below the knee about six inches.
3. Insert left and right sheep hind legs into said boots, while also wearing them.
4. Service the sheep.
6. Have a cigarette

#5 omitted due to decency regulations.

7. Go to step 1, repeat one hundred forty nine times.
8. Apply BagBalm liberally to the effected parts of the anatomy.


The End.

[muggsy]

Just when we thought we were rid of him he worms his way back in again. The nerve of some people's children. The unmitigated gall. Well, I guess that we'll just have to put up with him until I can talk John into revamping the forum again. Jocko, GB has been wearing himself out helping newbies with their Kahr problems. Try to make yourself less than useless and help him out a little. You've been on hiatus long enough. Oh Lord, what did I do to deserve this. (Insert smiley face here.)

[Alfonse]

Just hasn't been the same without Jocko, welcome back!

[SlowBurn]

Knew something was wrong. KahrTalk's lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. Cool? Sophistication? Sangfroid?

All is well now. Welcome back.

[muggsy]

well, well the infamous Jocko is real.... I heard your name tossed around a few threads and there for a while I thought it was a new dirty word or something and I wasn't in the loop...

glad to see its actually a person !!

Well, sort of a person. :)

[jocko]

thanks guys, it is good to be back. I was going thru my 4th change of life at age 71,that is fokking hard to do, as I can't remember the first 3 at all. I accidetly droped a cialis in my Harley gas tank and wow, it runs like a scared muzzy who lost his burka. Sorry about the J series CJB, If I was any kind of a nice guy I would sell u my spare but I ain't. My son has it now as his home was robbed this summer and his tuned G19 and my little P380 left the building. He knows who did it alsobut they ca't prove it and the cops have already dropped the investigation. I can tell u there is only one thing better than owning a PMJ9 and that is to own TWO. Sometimes dementia is good, as I canj't remeber one thing about my first wife at all. Life is good, ridng my CVO streetglide is even better

[jocko]

WTF this guy can't spell worth a goats turd either. BAN him Ceasar

[jocko]

for u new guys, I just got in a batch of jocko decoder rings. If u want to know what I am saying and writing this is a must. Ask Muggsy. I am selling them at half price as I ordeed them from China and forgot to tell them to translate it in english, so it will tellyou what I am saying but in chinese. I do apologize. those squinty eyed bastards should have known better though. Just sayin

[JohnR]

Another change of life? Time for some Depends, maybe?

[DeaconKC]

I got my jocko/chinese decoder ring......his last message said "Never take a laxative and sleeping pill at the same time"

[muggsy]

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. You'll shoot yer eye out kid.

[OldLincoln]

Damn, and we were all gettin along so well. Sigh.....

[jocko]

what are u doing out, I visited Lincolns tomb this summerin springfield, Ill and it sure looked like u were stillin there. Just sayin

[Bawanna]

Old Lincoln has a tomb in Illinois? How cool is that. I never knew.

[ltxi]

His is in Lincoln, Nebraska. Unoccupied at the moment but there, patiently waiting on him.

[DKD]

My eyes....my eyes....

[OldLincoln]

Well, hell, everybody got's to be somewhere. Some more places than others.

[Armybrat]

Sounds Jocko needs a new string for his dial-up modem...

http://www.technoid.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/highpants-tin-can-telephone-300x300.jpg