Friday Funny

[downtownv]

Two Trees and a Woodpecker

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:


Two tall trees, a Birch and a Beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them,
and the Beech says to the Birch, 'Is that tree a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?'


The Birch says he can't tell, but just then a Woodpecker lands on the sapling.


The Birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert? Can you tell if that is a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?'


The Woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a Beech nor a son of a Birch.


It is, however, the best piece of Ash I have ever poked my pecker into.


Now wipe that smile off your face, and pass it on...

[getsome]

Ba Da Bum....TISSSSSSCH.....In my house this is known as a "Dad joke" where after the punch line everyones eyes roll back in their head!!!...It will be told tonight...:rolleyes:

[kenemoore]

Ba Da Bum....TISSSSSSCH.....In my house this is known as a "Dad joke" where after the punch line everyones eyes roll back in their head!!!...It will be told tonight...:rolleyes:
Yes!

[340pd]

I have too many years under my belt as a salesman.

An Alaskan woodpecker and a Texan woodpecker were in Texas arguing about which state had the toughest trees. The Texan woodpecker claimed Texas had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.
The Alaskan woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Texan woodpecker was amazed.
The Alaskan woodpecker then challenged the Texan woodpecker to peck a tree in Alaska that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers). The Texan woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.
The two of them flew to Alaska where the Texan woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'un-peckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.
Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Alaskan woodpecker was able to peck the Texas tree, and the Texan woodpecker was able to peck the Alaskan tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own state?
After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:
Apparently, the farther from home you are, the harder your pecker gets..."

[CJB]

To all of 'em..... groan!

[kwh]

Can't help myself. Read both of them twice.