October/Octopus? Tentacles of thoughts that belong no where but here.

[Bawanna]

Anything goes here.
Avoid politics.
No pictures of Great Leader, Hillary or Rosie ODonnell.

Keep it fun. We've had enough ugly lately.

[b4uqzme]

I shot my first rounds of trap from the 21 yard line the other day. I'd never shot anything beyond 16 before. Another shooter and his 13yo son asked if I'd mind moving back. How could I say no? I shot 20/25 and 21/25. Couldn't let the little bugger beat me.

Jr shot two 18/25s and his dad, 15/25. I told dad he was a better father than shot. That was a compliment. :D

[Bawanna]

Brutal honesty. Are you that good or was it blind hog luck? I don't recall ever shooting from the back like that myself. Haven't shot trap in a long long time, I'd love to get back into it if there was a range closer.

[b4uqzme]

Good? We only had 4 in the squad and #4 shot 50/50. Now that's good!

Dad "got" the compliment...he was beaming. Jr on the other hand was pissed I beat him. Good kid.

[Bawanna]

50/50. That is good. That's borderline showing off some.

[b4uqzme]

Walk softly and hit what you point at.

[wyntrout]

Maybe this would help!

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10670131_903120476382773_2181680026554445156_n.jpg ?oh=97d64f72794f28173d51b9fcda99a1f4&oe=54C82CCD&__gda__=1421701749_5c8a2bbcb3b8e4fa744d3922fd7f624 8

Wynn :D

[Bawanna]

Oh man! I want that!

[GLOCKROCKER]

Now I know what to ask Santa for!

[GROTMAN]

OK.. I know this pic breaks the rule a little bit but if you can get past it, these American Natives got it right..
http://i.imgur.com/lo5eEH7.png

[wyntrout]

I guess that you could mount a Saiga 12 with a 20-round drum for trap... or a pair!

[muggsy]

When I was in first grade I learned that an octopus had eight testicles. Man was I jealous. :)

[Bawanna]

Not a great asset on the dodge ball court.

[muggsy]

At Jocko's age not of much use for anything short of scratching. :)

[GROTMAN]

Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess
Diana's
death.

Question:
How come?

Answer :

An
English Princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend
crashes
in a French tunnel,
riding in a
German
car
with a
Dutch engine,
driven
by a Belgian
who was
drunk
on
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
followed
closely by
Italian
Paparazzi,
on
Japanese motorcycles,
treated
by an American doctor,
using
Brazilian
medicines.
This is
sent to you by
a
Canadian,
using
American
Bill Gates' technology,
and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,
that
uses Taiwanese chips,
and
a
Korean
monitor,
assembled
by
Bangladeshi
workers
in a
Singapore plant,
transported
by Indian
truck drivers,
hijacked
by Indonesians,
unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,
and
trucked to you by Mexicans who
are in the US illegally
because
the current president,
born in Kenya
and educated as a muslim in Indonesia
refuses to enforce US law.


That, my friends, is Globalization !

[muggsy]

Princess Die, what an appropriate name.

[b4uqzme]

You had me at: "an English Princess".

[Barth]

I love October.
It's my favorite time of year.
Sent my daughter two dozen roses.
Cause that's the kind of dad I am.
http://dreadlockextensionsandmorebykeisha.webs.com/october.jpg

[Hawkeye911]

Sent my daughter two dozen roses.
Cause that's the kind of dad I am.



Good on ya! That's the way things oughta be done!

[muggsy]

You da man, Barth.

[yqtszhj]

Good one barth. I ain't too good on the flower thing but for fall break I'm taking mine to get her pistol permit then send some ammo down range. Can that count?

[Hawkeye911]

I ain't too good on the flower thing but for fall break I'm taking mine to get her pistol permit then send some ammo down range. Can that count?

Yep! I'm on the Awards Committee, and it's official- You're a Good Dad!!!

[Barth]

Good one barth. I ain't too good on the flower thing but for fall break I'm taking mine to get her pistol permit then send some ammo down range. Can that count?

Yes, but get her a dozen long stem roses too.
See how that works...
https://static2.readyflowers.com/images/products3/large/RF0032.jpg

[TheLastDaze]

married for 14yrs today......

coming from a guy that practically vowed to never marry.... call me a late bloomer

[Bawanna]

I know women dig em but I never could wrap my mind around paying large for a flower that's gonna end up in the trash in a week or less.

I know they do a ton for damage control and it's a fine and wonderful thought and your a great dad for doing that, don't mean to take away from that but I'm into stuff she can play with a year from now.

I'm not into jewelry either but my wife is so I accept that and it's tangible and she'll always have it.

I'm sure she doesn't completely comprehend my gun and sharp pointy thing fetish either so I guess we call it a draw.

[RevRay]

As long as everyone else is bragging, my bride and I have been married 16,188 days ... counting today.

[ltxi]

I know women dig em but I never could wrap my mind around paying large for a flower that's gonna end up in the trash in a week or less..............





Don't look at it that way....look at it like the business world does. Goodwill is a tangible asset.

[Bawanna]

Point well taken. I'm not anti-capitalist.

That's a ton of days RevRay, I'll have to sharpen my pencil and figure out how many days for us.

Lets see how many ounces in a quart, naw that ain't right. Days in a month, times months in a week, no year, screw it we been married long time.

[b4uqzme]

Mrs b4 and I have been together 28 years....feels like ten minutes.........underwater.

[olympicmotorcars]

As long as everyone else is bragging, my bride and I have been married 16,188 days ... counting today.


Wow RevRay, thats over 44 years by my count. I am only up to 33 myself. Any words of wisdom to offer us ?

[Bawanna]

I'm thinking removal of vocal cords would help.

Ten minutes under water!! You kill me b4.

[TheLastDaze]

Wow RevRay, thats over 44 years by my count. I am only up to 33 myself. Any words of wisdom to offer us ?

glad you did the math as I was attempting it in my head and was going to get a calculator :)
that's exactly how long I've been on earth I think its only right that I start referring to RevRay as Dad !! :p

[Bawanna]

It's a gosh durn miracle. Kahrtalk, reuniting families one at a time. Probably have you on the Today show linking back up with your father.

[Barth]

Waking Dead, next season, starts this Sunday.
Just saying...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f5/Walking_Dead_Season_5_Poster.jpg

[Bawanna]

I field tested some 22 shotshells in my Ruger 22/22mag convertible yesterday. Fed the hayburners and saw some rats scampering around the hay pile.

Gathered up me trusty Ruger and thought I'd try the shotshells.

They work fabulous. 2 for 2 before they all hid and I got tired of waiting for them to come out again.

I shot one directly in his little rat face and it felt GOOD.

Wife bought some more rat poison, probably put an end to my fun but damn it was good.

[DavidS]

Saw this and had to chuckle. Hits a little close to home.
11753

[getsome]

I'm currently at war with squirrels that want to start chewing on the house at daylight every morning....I bought an inexpensive Crossman 760 pellet rifle and got 2 so far but they are catching on to me and the little bastards won't stay put and fight fair...I found that if I squirted some super hot sriracha sauce on the tree trunks they use to get on the roof works for a while but I'm about to the point of calling in napalm air strikes.....I HATE furry tailed tree rats!!!!!

[Bawanna]

Saw this and had to chuckle. Hits a little close to home.
11753


I got a detective here at work that shirt would be perfect for. It's like it was made just for him.

[Bawanna]

I sometimes have mild remorse pangs shooting tree rats. Kind of cute and all and wife would throw a fit.

I've shot a bunch of them usually for ratting me out on my hunting stand. I can only take so much of that and then I gotta blast em. My hunting pards never cared for me making the racket but every man has his limitations.

I did find that 44 mag and 30-06 are more than enough for tree rats. Never had a single one charge me after the shot.

[GLOCKROCKER]

I field tested some 22 shotshells in my Ruger 22/22mag convertible yesterday. Fed the hayburners and saw some rats scampering around the hay pile.

Gathered up me trusty Ruger and thought I'd try the shotshells.

They work fabulous. 2 for 2 before they all hid and I got tired of waiting for them to come out again.

I shot one directly in his little rat face and it felt GOOD.

Wife bought some more rat poison, probably put an end to my fun but damn it was good.

This brought back some great memories of "rat killins" at my old c@@n hunting buddy's place. He had self feeders in his dog kennel and the rats moved in and built quite a sophisticated subway system behind the kennels. We would sit out there for hours with .22's popping rats. It was like playing whack-a-mole. You had to be fast on the trigger when one would pop out of a hole. Redneck entertainment at its finest!

[DavidS]

https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/p320x320/10689865_4657455212121_5686588845705212869_n.jpg?o h=221240c2241f7e0c355fe6f522a58390&oe=54BD8FEE
(https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=4657455212121&set=a.1788986182188.51795.1765607371&type=1)


A husband and wife are shopping in their local megamarket. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in the cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies. "Put them back, we can't afford them", demands the wife. They carry on with their shopping. A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband. "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife. Her husband retorts, "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."

That's him on Aisle 5.

[getsome]

Bravo!!!

[OldLincoln]

I'm currently at war with squirrels that want to start chewing on the house at daylight every morning....I bought an inexpensive Crossman 760 pellet rifle and got 2 so far but they are catching on to me and the little bastards won't stay put and fight fair...I found that if I squirted some super hot sriracha sauce on the tree trunks they use to get on the roof works for a while but I'm about to the point of calling in napalm air strikes.....I HATE furry tailed tree rats!!!!!

A few years ago my wife and I were out in the back and she said "LOOK at that cute squirrel!." As we looked the critter took a tumble out of the tree and plopped dead on the ground. I told her it had a heart attack and she bought it. Just before he moved my neighbor confessed he shot the squirrel at the same time my wife said to look. He felt bad for her sake but kept it a secret for years. She still thinks squirrels have bad hearts and yes, she is an inside girl.

[Planedude]

Years ago now...
When I would get off from work, the very first thing I had to do was open the back door and "release the hounds" to run the steam off our three Jack Russell terriers. At the back of my yard is a large Pecan tree that is always a squirrel magnet. On that day a squirrel came down the tree and was clucking, chattering and generally bitching me out. Thing about it was, this squirrel had a pink Mohawk.


You don't see that everyday...

A while later my (then) 19yr old Son called from his second shift job to say Hi. I asked if he had been testing his $1500 Dye paintball gun out in the backyard? He was happy the tell me "yes! And you should see the pink Mohawk I gave some squirrel..."

Fun times.

[GROTMAN]

This him??
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/30%20Hardcore%20Squirrel.jpg (http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055716470&page=6)

[b4uqzme]

45 acp will go clean through a TV

[b4uqzme]

it appears that birdshot will only go through the front.

[b4uqzme]

...and 40SW will kill a phone even if you're a bad shot.

[Bawanna]

So does this mean big screen TV's were made for Jocko? Who knew.

[DeaconKC]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr6yopBUI-c

[GROTMAN]

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the cow was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

1 hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

What happened to you,' asked Hillary?

'Well,' the driver replied, 'the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me!'

'My God, what did you tell them?' asked Hillary.

The driver replied, 'I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it.

[GLOCKROCKER]

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the cow was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

1 hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

What happened to you,' asked Hillary?

'Well,' the driver replied, 'the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me!'

'My God, what did you tell them?' asked Hillary.

The driver replied, 'I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it.

Gonna have to steal this one and pass it on to a few friends.

[Bawanna]

I can't believe I missed our local gunshow this weekend. For some reason I just never heard about it. My son came home and asked how it was and I was like oh no!!! not today. That was at like 3 in the afternoon so much to late. Just crushed me. Even though I'm usually broke I enjoy wandering through it immensely.
Only one a month and I go and blow it.

Grrrr!!!

[ltxi]

I can't believe I missed our local gunshow this weekend. For some reason I just never heard about it. My son came home and asked how it was and I was like oh no!!! not today. That was at like 3 in the afternoon so much to late. Just crushed me. Even though I'm usually broke I enjoy wandering through it immensely.
Only one a month and I go and blow it.

Grrrr!!!

I made it to ours here in Denver. First time in awhile. I'd pretty much decided over the last couple/three months no more guns (again), then went to the show, found three or four I kinda wanted, and then got the hell out of there before I accidentally bought something.

I need more guns like I need more holes in my brain, but....it's a freakin' addiction that just won't go away.

[Bawanna]

Comfort thyself in the knowledge that it's not a bad addiction. Could be a lot worse I reckon.

[yqtszhj]

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the cow was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

1 hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

What happened to you,' asked Hillary?

'Well,' the driver replied, 'the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me!'

'My God, what did you tell them?' asked Hillary.

The driver replied, 'I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it.

Oh man, that one was great.

[DeaconKC]

Here's a bit of good news, I grabbed this one last week:
http://www.wsiltv.com/news/local/DeSoto-Man-Arrested-for-Child-Porn-279801952.html

[wyntrout]

And... an update on a serious matter:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=AHa-AvLk4no

Wynn :D

[wyntrout]

Daughter Accidentally Finds Her Mother Having An Affair. This Is Priceless.

20th October 2014


http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_article/a_969_20141020204822.jpg

[Bawanna]

Seen it but I still get a good laugh out of it. Thanks man.

[Bawanna]

This is good too. Very short, but I'm laughing my heinie off.

http://www.snotr.com/embed/8965

[ltxi]

:yo:

[wyntrout]

I first saw this video about 4 days ago and can't get the song out of my mind!

Homeless man from Germany singing , Hello - Lionel Richie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFwbZQBDQFU&list=PLQOSYJMwHw72T51KMhJrpkHgKVgxfPxXz&feature=player_detailpage

Wynn:D

[yqtszhj]

Beer good for the brain. Cant wait to turn 60. Maybe the earlier I start the better?

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2014/10/23/drinking-alcohol-after-age-60-can-boost-your-memory-study-suggests/

[TheLastDaze]

back from vacation, hope all you reprobates are doing well..... (in german accent)

[ltxi]

Beer good for the brain. Cant wait to turn 60. Maybe the earlier I start the better?

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2014/10/23/drinking-alcohol-after-age-60-can-boost-your-memory-study-suggests/

Well, crap. Now I know why I'm so depressed. I started drinking beer daily in order to forget.

[Barth]

Well, crap. Now I know why I'm so depressed. I started drinking beer daily in order to forget.

Right there with you... LOL!

[mr surveyor]

I'm over 60 and I'm at least twice as smart ... well maybe three times .... as their study group (bunch of sissies). Depends on which night..... no, I mean the situation depends on which night.... but then again, some nights the situation requires Depends .... never mind .... I forgot what the topic was....


xx

[Planedude]

Soooooo...

"...studies on animals have suggested that moderate alcohol consumption could contribute to preserved hippocampal volume by promoting a generation of new nerve cells in that area of the brain..."

Older, drunk monkeys prove a few beers is a day is a good thing? Way to go MONKEYS!

[mr surveyor]

Hey, Hey for the Monkees ....


yep, it's old .... and I can remember it .... the new theory must be on to something

[yqtszhj]

Beer also improves the love life of less attractive women




when the alcohol is consumed by the men.

[Southerngunner]

11815

[wyntrout]

My buddy just sent me this!

Wynn :D

HOW OLD GUYS PICK UP WOMEN




I am getting on in years and not the best looking guy anymore. Some would even say I'm a little frayed around the edges....

But, I have a nice car, a little money, and I spend most of my time casually traveling from place to place and enjoying life.

I met a nice looking girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us.

All of a sudden, she did this cute little dance, then immediately dropped to her knees and lay on the grass at my feet.

As we lay there making love, I thought ..... "Wow, these Taser guns are really worth the money!!"

[GROTMAN]

https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/227974_10151034383256205_898803484_n.jpg?oh=701b41 eeb08280576b4746e9fcbe7011&oe=54AE5A7C

[mr surveyor]

Gman .... that's just sick....... funny as h-e-double hockey sticks .... but disgusting .... well .... I did say funny, didn't I? .... :D


jd