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knkali
10-21-2014, 11:43 AM
The New Math explained.




I purchased a burger-combo at Burger King for $4.58. The counter girl took my $5 bill as I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried.. Why do I tell you this? Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1960s:












1. Teaching Math In 1950s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ?








2. Teaching Math In 1970s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?









3. Teaching Math In 1980s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit ?Yes or No









4. Teaching Math In 1990s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20 Your assignment: Underline the number 20.









5. Teaching Math In 2000s
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it's ok).









6. Teaching Math In 2014






Un hachero vende una carretada de madera para $100. El costo de la producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?







ANSWER: His profit was $375,000 because his logging business is just a front for his pot farm.

getsome
10-21-2014, 12:29 PM
Quieres papas fritas con esto?...:p

knkali
10-21-2014, 01:03 PM
claro que si

Bawanna
10-21-2014, 01:13 PM
Earth first! We'll log the rest of the planets later....................

Anybody seen my damn blue ox?

getsome
10-21-2014, 01:23 PM
Jocko borrowed it, somebody told him it's good for the venereal disease he got from mishandling poultry....

muggsy
10-21-2014, 02:46 PM
Jocko borrowed it, somebody told him it's good for the venereal disease he got from mishandling poultry....

I wish that I had written that. :)

RRP
10-21-2014, 03:39 PM
Jocko borrowed it, somebody told him it's good for the venereal disease he got from mishandling poultry....

He choked his chicken?

Alfonse
10-21-2014, 04:21 PM
That didn't take long.

kenemoore
10-21-2014, 04:25 PM
In reference to the OP, I have done the same thing with three different results.
1. They give me way to much/to less change back because they try to do mental math and fail.
2. They ignore the extra change because they cannot handle it.
3. The call for help.

I now often do it just for fun, I wait until they plug in the bill and then give them the extra. Sign of old age i guess.

knkali
10-21-2014, 04:34 PM
I have had it where they give me the change back and tell me that I have paid too much--they don't need it.

GLOCKROCKER
10-21-2014, 04:51 PM
Awesome post knkali, I was sitting here reading it and my wife wanted to know what the hell was so funny so I read it to her and she cracked up. I also do it for fun on occasion.