Jose Canseco

[CJB]

His finger fell off playin poker. Was reattached a month ago, after he shot hisown hand, but smelled real bad....he said.

[knkali]

what am I missing here?

[CJB]

The screwball shot his finger off, it was mostly reattached with pins, but sloughed off by itself after a month of smelling like rotten meat..and it was during a poker tourney that it happened.

[b4uqzme]

I think when that ball bounced off his head, it must have left a lasting impression. Just sayin'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLs0pjWnzTY

[downtownv]

Ewwwe!
Don't touch it!
Hear poke it with a stick....
Does this mean Wilt Chamberlain's pecker will do the same, soon?

[CJB]

He tweeted that he's got it in his freezer!

[muggsy]

A victim of Mexican carry?