Jocko's Ammo Combine

[muggsy]

Before I became almost unbelievably wealthy, I was dirt poor. At that time our church organized a food combine. All of the church members would put in their orders and the church would buy in bulk to get the best prices. After the buy each member would pick up his order at the church. I thought that we might start an ammo combine and do likewise. Since Jocko's sheep ranch is located right in the heart of the country, I thought that he'd be the best choice as buyer, what with is gun shop experience and all. What do you say we make this an annual event and pick up our ammo at Jocko's place on the forth of July. Nothing could be more patriotic. Who's with me on this? :D

[jocko]

I sure in the hell ain't. I sell my sheep sh!t and make money from it andI am ot goin to share it with the fourm members for ammo, that most of us have now to damn much. Besides that what comes into ol jockos home front STAYS THEFOKK there. I don't allow gun people on my roperty. I have anti gun sighns posted every 50 yards. I alos don 't allow towel heads here either and some utters to. My sheep are mine, they luv me and I have a purebread flock so I don't want towel heads mingling amoung my herd, doin u know what. I don't shoot to kill either for as u know I can't hit jack sh!t, so I just shoot to scare. I am a peace loving ol man who now just wants to listen to fox and go bonkers over Megan Kelley, and Gretchen Carlson, and Terri Willis. I can still dream.

Now if none of the ab ove make sno sense to you then whey would u want me to store any ammo that u paid for at my ranch??
Co7urse this idea coming from Muggsy who lives in cleveland, and who drinks lake erie water, outta tell u that this is abad idea. Just sayin

[yqtszhj]

I think we'd have a hard time catching up with him in July with him being a harley rider and all, so how about this. We do like you suggested and have everything delivered to his place then him and Ms. Jocko can hop in their bikes and make a whirlwind around the country tour delivering our ammo. We can even offer them a place to sleep at night for pit stops.

What do you think?

[jocko]

I think we'd have a hard time catching up with him in July with him being a harley rider and all, so how about this. We do like you suggested and have everything delivered to his place then him and Ms. Jocko can hop in their bikes and make a whirlwind around the country tour delivering our ammo. We can even offer them a place to sleep at night for pit stops.

What do you think?

now ur making good sense. I can't believe I just said that ither. U won't find me home in June, JKuly for sure. As Mr. Rogers used to say. "won't u be my friend". Yup just send ur money to ol jocko and he will DO U right. J7ust sayin

[muggsy]

That just might work. I think that I could find a place for Jocko to sleep out in my garage or tool shed. Of course Mrs. J would be offered the suite in our guest room. I'm glad to hear that Jocko has accepted my proposition, though reluctantly. I knew he wouldn't let us down. Beneath that rough exterior the guy is a real sweetheart. :)

[SlowBurn]

Yeah, but ....what if Jocko gets our ammo and, uh, forgets to deliver it?

[muggsy]

Yeah, but ....what if Jocko gets our ammo and, uh, forgets to deliver it?

Jocko has a mind like a steel trap. He can't help it that it's rusted shut. I'll remind him.

[jocko]

Yeah, but ....what if Jocko gets our ammo and, uh, forgets to deliver it?

at my age, I do have alot of memporyt lapses. Just sayin. I would not trust ME...This was not my idea it was muggsys and so u know he is from cleveland home of the cavilers where Lebranon warms up in a I CAN'T BREATH warm up shirt. Fokk him--I mean Lebron..

they all drink the same Lake Erie water to. about 20 years ago I was passin through cleveland and stopped to get a glass of water, and when the waitress from Hooters brought me the glass of water, I accidently knocked it over, and it didn't spill out..

[340pd]

Any good lookin single sheep on your ranch?

[b4uqzme]

Regarding all the above:

BA-A-A-AD idea! :rolleyes:

[Bawanna]

Mrs Jocko can stay, he's got to go. Trying to keep up the standards don't cha know.

[ltxi]

Any good lookin single sheep on your ranch?

Most likely. But I doubt any of them be virgins if that matters to ya'.

[GROTMAN]

Any good lookin single sheep on your ranch?http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/50/56/d0568d91a1eac24eadb0c09345d29576-no-sex-with-sheep-sign.jpg

Good lookin or not I've heard Jocko has these signs posted all over his property..

[CJB]

They is all good lookin pas midniters
Any good lookin single sheep on your ranch?

[CJB]

Dancin sheep to sheep n all

[berettabone]

Well, it started out as a good idea.............................................. ...............

[muggsy]

Well, it started out as a good idea.............................................. ...............

How quickly these posts deteriorate. Well, scratch that idea.