The Italian Lover

[muggsy]

A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman.




Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.





After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."





Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion..





The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."





Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied. Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it,


but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.





Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping ...





Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"





Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear,





"No, I'm Norwegian."

[b4uqzme]

Based on the below, see if you can tell me the nationalities of these three men:

There is a house of ill repute. Man A is entering, man B is already inside, and man C has left. What are their nationalities?

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give up?

Man A is Russian
Man C is Finnish
and Man B?....Himalayin

[Scarywoody]

Good One! Here's a French joke:

This American guy is sitting at a diner minding his own business eating breakfast. A French guy chewing gum sits down next to him & says "What are you eating there? American bread? In France we eat only the soft centers out of our fresh bread & send the crusts to America." The American Guy ignores him. "What have you got on that bread? Jam? In France we eat only the freshest fruit & put the seeds & pits into containers & send it to America to make your jam." "Well let me ask you one question. Do you have sex over there in France?" "Oh Oiu, Oiu, you know we do." "What do you do with the used condoms?" "Oh flush them down the toilet of course." "Well here in America we put them into containers & sell them to France as bubble gum."