The system failed

[knkali]

Yeah right. I do believe in redemption but he had his chance. When he was getting his face and eyeball tattooed, I guess he thought that there would be a large employer pool looking for self disfigured jackholes with tattooed eyeballs. Give me a break.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/eyeball-man-sentenced-for-shooting-officer/ar-BBhuzO7?ocid=mailsignout

[JohnR]

With that last name, he belongs in the circus freak show.

[downtownv]

Hey, that's someones ********!

[muggsy]

You guys just don't understand art. :)

[Bawanna]

My profiling skills can sometimes be a major curse but I'll tell you now, there's no saving that one. Sort of like a bad egg, you just can't do anything to make it a good egg.

The best approach is to fire up ole sparky, or fill the needle. Call it cleansing, call it what you wish, that's a waste of natural resources like air, water, toilet paper and food. Course corrections officers need the work so I guess he does serve a purpose.

[ltxi]

What the hell?? He only did one side! Half-assed lack of commitment if you be askin' me.

[knkali]

My profiling skills can sometimes be a major curse but I'll tell you now, there's no saving that one. Sort of like a bad egg, you just can't do anything to make it a good egg.

The best approach is to fire up ole sparky, or fill the needle. Call it cleansing, call it what you wish, that's a waste of natural resources like air, water, toilet paper and food. Course corrections officers need the work so I guess he does serve a purpose.

Agreed!!!!! How about bullet catcher--is he good for that? Rhetorical question?

[AJBert]

Way back in my wayward youth, I helped a guy color the white of his eye red. Didn't take more than half a second and I didn't even charge him. I did end up splitting the eye brow and cheek in the process which cause a bit of swelling, though. Even ended up splitting a couple of knuckles open on my hand.

For some reason he never thanked me. Probably because eventually the white returned. I thought he was pretty awesome looking with that red eye though!

[knkali]

Way back in my wayward youth, I helped a guy color the white of his eye red. Didn't take more than half a second and I didn't even charge him. I did end up splitting the eye brow and cheek in the process which cause a bit of swelling, though. Even ended up splitting a couple of knuckles open on my hand.

For some reason he never thanked me. Probably because eventually the white returned. I thought he was pretty awesome looking with that red eye though!
at first reading I was WTF is he talking about then I read on and got it......Tell us why he deserved a beating please.

[SIGWolf]

Then there are these two.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/pair-spent-2-days-in-closet-at-florida-college/ar-BBhoEXQ?ocid=ansOrlandoSentinel11

"Trapped" in a closet for two days that was not locked.

[downtownv]

I guess you would need crack, to F that skank....

[knkali]

I'd hit that

[yqtszhj]

Well here comes my liberial attitude. I dont have a problem with Mr.Eyeball, as long as he is not near me or mine, and not messing with anyone else either. Also shows why every responsible citizen needs the right and training to protect themselves 24/7. There are too many people that have made very bad life decisions and we shouldn't have to deal with it, period.

[knkali]

Well here comes my liberial attitude. I dont have a problem with Mr.Eyeball, as long as he is not near me or mine, and not messing with anyone else either. Also shows why every responsible citizen needs the right and training to protect themselves 24/7. There are too many people that have made very bad life decisions and we shouldn't have to deal with it, period.

I don think that is "liberal" at all......just the truth.

At a car dealership or ??? "thank you Mr. Smith. I think you made a great choice buying the new 2015 Cadillac Delux. Mr. Eyeball will have your paperwork ready for your signature in a few minutes......"
I crack myself up.

[GROTMAN]

I'd hit that

WHICH ONE ??:rolleyes:

[Bawanna]

Or two large fries and a Big Mac Mr. Eyeball. See ya at the winda!

It's weird knowing the local dirt bags and then seeing them in the back at fast food restaurants.
Some have gotten to the point where we ask if they are working and leave if the answer is yes.

Sad times. Don't eat out much anyhow.

[knkali]

WHICH ONE ??:rolleyes:

haha BOTH.........with a bat

[Bawanna]

A true face shooters dream come true, just aim for the red dot!

[GROTMAN]

haha BOTH.........with a bat

Whew.. my faith in you has been restored!!
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSDDmEHJY1qxzssd8Nq5UTeD5RHvv5qr 0RuJO8MomDjEcIHFP9n8g (http://www.istockphoto.com/photo/businessman-wipes-his-brow-with-expression-of-what-a-relief-6068991)

[yqtszhj]

I don think that is "liberal" at all......just the truth.

At a car dealership or ??? "thank you Mr. Smith. I think you made a great choice buying the new 2015 Cadillac Delux. Mr. Eyeball will have your paperwork ready for your signature in a few minutes......"
I crack myself up.

I was trying to show my sensitive side. It doesn't come very easy. What little sensitivity I have is used trying to please the Mrs. and even she says there is not very much. I do get credit for trying though at home. That's about the best I can do. Most days when it goes bad i just give up and figure it wasn't meant to be. No sense in stressing over it. Today was kinda one of those days. Pass the brandy...

[Bawanna]

I'm with you boo boo, we've had a shuffling of the violets around here and now they are vying for position on who's a somebody and who ain't. I hate office politics.

Sadly the only violet ally I had went next door to our new court, now I'm just surrounded with the old violets, all fat and bossy.
And they don't plan to replace her so they say, which means more for me to do and cranky ill tempered wannabe somebodies who get even less done cause they are trying to demonstrate their I'm a somebody skills. NOT!

[AJBert]

at first reading I was WTF is he talking about then I read on and got it......Tell us why he deserved a beating please.

It was pretty simple and pretty quick. Little bit of an argument, he took a swing, he received a punch, he hit the floor.

[knkali]

It was pretty simple and pretty quick. Little bit of an argument, he took a swing, he received a punch, he hit the floor.

dude. its the argument that is the focal point. Give us the juice.....over a woman? Money? Drug deal gone bad? Talked about your momma? Politics? Or just a jackhole in need of a punching? Kind of like Justin Beiber(sp). Kid needs a throat punch for general principle.

[b4uqzme]

...or G = all of the above?

[AJBert]

This was probably 35 years or so ago. I don't remember what the argument was about, just that he took a swing at me. Quickest fight I've ever been in. He had about three or four of his friends with him and I was by myself. He dropped like a sack of potatoes with blood poring out of his hands as he covered his eye.

Truth be told, it scared the sheet out of me. I thought I turned his eyeball to jelly with the amount of blood coming out. Second on my mind was his friends. They, too, were scared sheetless. Not a one even looked my way let alone try to puff their chest up. The guy on the ground was kind of ugly due to the swelling for a few days after but once that went down he had the beautiful red eye!

[Tomorray]

I agree with Bawanna; sometimes things just can't be fixed. Time to recycle.