Jocko Located

[Bawanna]

Anyone missing our beloved Jocko I have located him finally.

I include an email I just received from his truly.

Didn't really need to identify it, anyone who's been here more than half an hour will recognize his own unique style and grace.

Naples florid for two months brought the bikes down with us. Fokk my hear indiana winters.no computer here so no kahr talk ����
80 here today I can handle that


My next mission is to locate Tinman and see what's what there.

[RRP]

Should we warn Naples, or is it too late?

Happy to hear the old buzzard is having fun in the sun. I was thinking about him earlier today.

[ltxi]

That's the worst misspelling of Italy I could ever conceive of.

[Armybrat]

That's the worst misspelling of Italy I could ever conceive of.

lmao

[Bawanna]

I think about him all the time, sometimes even in a nice way.

Sort of like a burr under your saddle, when it goes away you suddenly like wake up and wonder where the heck it went.

I started to say hemorroid but didn't think it was very PC. Heck I went and done it again didn't I, did the PC thing and then let the cat out of the sack and blew the whole PC thing clean out of the water.

My bad.

I thought Naples was in Italy and he was having a family meeting, eating linguiny and plotting gangster stuff.

[Armybrat]

Well, we drove through Italy last fall - it's just an hour or so north of Austin on Interstate 35.

[Bawanna]

If you tell me you were in a Fiat I'm just gonna bawl my eyes out. That just ain't my vision of Texas.

Yall.

[Armybrat]

If you tell me you were in a Fiat I'm just gonna bawl my eyes out. That just ain't my vision of Texas.

Yall.
No, we were in my old Jeep Cherokee.

I will add that one of Mrs. Brat's cousins has a ranch near Paris....... Texas.

[Bawanna]

Jeep. I can live with that. That works.

[berettabone]

I want to know, who takes care of the sheep????????????????????????????????????????????? ???

[GROTMAN]

I want to know, who takes care of the sheep????????????????????????????????????????????? ???

I Think maybe it's this guy :2eek:
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ-83LTCtAvIOzI653IMeE4y-XXp4sFC1IP1uA84fXUfPgFRkPJQg (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/3155386/posts)

[yqtszhj]

I Think maybe it's this guy :2eek:
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ-83LTCtAvIOzI653IMeE4y-XXp4sFC1IP1uA84fXUfPgFRkPJQg (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/3155386/posts)
When jocko finds out he's been around the sheep he'll be really mad. He may even spell it right when he starts swearing.

[leftysixty]

Glad 'ol Jocko has been found, and more or less safe and sound. Damn, I didn't know I was a poet!

:target:

[Bawanna]

Not only is he safe but in very good and very cute hands.

I think I received my very first photo of ole Jocko. He appears to be at a Hooters (big suprise) down in Florida.

He don't look nothing at all like I expected. Don't see any italian gangster traits hardly at all.

It was sent by just a number but refers to himself so I'm pretty sure it's him.

I'm tempted to just post it but with his background I best seek permissions so I don't wake up with a goat head in bed next to me.

[BEARDOG]

Not only is he safe but in very good and very cute hands.

I think I received my very first photo of ole Jocko. He appears to be at a Hooters (big suprise) down in Florida.

He don't look nothing at all like I expected. Don't see any italian gangster traits hardly at all.

It was sent by just a number but refers to himself so I'm pretty sure it's him.

I'm tempted to just post it but with his background I best seek permissions so I don't wake up with a goat head in bed next to me.

Post the fokkr! :cool:
Some Florida Hooters will help ease the pain from the clean up of multiple snow storms here in PA over the past couple days!

[Bawanna]

12190

Daddy I'm skeered! See if this works. Photobucket is being contrary.

[RRP]

The man should be smilin'! No wonder he can't type; he must be blind.

[SlowBurn]

12190

Daddy I'm skeered! See if this works. Photobucket is being contrary.
appears to be the Tilted Kilt on 41 in Fort Myers, FL. :)

[ltxi]

Except for the one to his immediate right, and she's on the margin, ....boobs are too big.

[BEARDOG]

Is that a PM9J in his pocket or is he just happy?:p

[GROTMAN]

Except for the one to his immediate right, and she's on the margin, ....boobs are too big.

Itxi, maybe you should take off those magnifying glasses when you're looking at these girls. :)

Now here' a nice pair of jugs..

http://i.imgur.com/bluFoOx.jpg

[BEARDOG]

appears to be the Tilted Kilt on 41 in Fort Myers, FL. :)

Good call Slowburn, I've never been to a Tilted Kilt. Thought I better do some research incase I come across one in my travels :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ0L70jr15I

[Bawanna]

The man should be smilin'! No wonder he can't type; he must be blind.

That's his happy face, try not to piss him off.

He said something about Naples, is that close to Fort Myers.

Got the scooters so he could be any place I reckon.

[downtownv]

I want to know, who takes care of the sheep????????????????????????????????????????????? ???
either the sheep dog or the wolf....

[yqtszhj]

Anyone sporting a beard can't be all bad, even ole jocko. I've had one for over 20 years even back when beards weren't "acceptable " in business. 2 of my 3 kids have never seen me without one.

[yqtszhj]

Except for the one to his immediate right, and she's on the margin, ....boobs are too big.

Thats why they call that place hooters and not kazoo's I reckon.

[Bawanna]

Good point! Crap did I just make a pun?

[yqtszhj]

Now thats funny.

[SlowBurn]

That's his happy face, try not to piss him off.

He said something about Naples, is that close to Fort Myers.

Very close. Fort Myers is in the next county north.

[ltxi]

Good call Slowburn, I've never been to a Tilted Kilt. Thought I better do some research incase I come across one in my travels :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ0L70jr15I

Left, no way...Right, right on.

[Bawanna]

Ok buddy, as a public service I'll take your rejects just to help ya out.

[yqtszhj]

Wonder if jocko is running with CJB down there?

[leftysixty]

I'm sorry guy's I just don't see anything but women in that picture. :tongue:

[DanTana]

What a truly unique individual. I can't help but wonder, if his motorcycle is covered in sheep fur?

[Bawanna]

I'm kind of tearing up here,...sniff, I think that's about the nicest thing anyone has ever said about ole Jocko.

Here I was kind of worried about him and he's in 80 degree Florida surrounded by chicks with too big boobs on his Harley.

Now I just feel sorry for myself.

[Armybrat]

Well, I wonder if he can get his message across to those lasses?

Beards? Wife said if I grew one, she'd quit shavin' her armpits & legs. :ohmy:

[Bawanna]

In my case I probably wouldn't notice.

[Armybrat]

I had a nice pornstache 35 years ago, but only for about a year.

[muggsy]

appears to be the Tilted Kilt on 41 in Fort Myers, FL. :)

He tried to pass those girls off as four of his nieces. I wasn't buyin' that for a minute. If you guy needed to know his where abouts all you had to do was ask me. I keep a pretty close eye on him. I did swear myself to secrecy, but I can be bribed.

[ltxi]

Ok buddy, as a public service I'll take your rejects just to help ya out.

Cool....Back in the day when I was young, hot, insecure, and poor there were no rejects. I'd gratefully accept any. Now that I'm none of those things I've become pretty picky.

[Bawanna]

Cool....Back in the day when I was young, hot, insecure, and poor there were no rejects. I'd gratefully accept any. Now that I'm none of those things I've become pretty picky.

Young, hot, insecure? I must have plumb missed that phase. I'm in the poor phase right now, I know all about that.
And I'd surely like to advise that there are limitations to my accepting your rejects. I mean a fella gotta have standards, no violets, nothing you want to throw back in the water before it dries out ya know.

[Armybrat]

Jocko must not be feelin' well - we haven't seen any "Breaking News" TV alert coverage of his doings down there.

[ltxi]

That's prolly 'cause Naples ain't got no sheep.

[mr surveyor]

Naples? I'm bettin he's in Sheepnipples, Florida

[Redstate]

I miss Jocko. I was actually concerned about him until I ran across this thread. Seeing how i have never met the man, it is funny how one can like someone just based on his posts. Same goes for you Bawanna, and certain others here on Karh Talk. I would miss you too. A little sentimental, perhaps?:)

[Bawanna]

Some of my very best friends I've never met and most I don't even know what they look like.

The photo in this thread is the first time I've ever seen what Jocko looks like. And I haven't confirmed yet that it actually is Jocko. No matter really.

I still miss and think about our old friend Dietrich all the time. Never had a clue what he looked like and I couldn't have picked him out of a line up if my life depended on it. When we finally saw a photo he was nothing at all like I expected. Same with Jocko too.

A little sentimental isn't a bad thing Redstate, we just need to try and keep it manly. Cept Jocko of course, he dances to the beat of his own drummer.

Often thought of a big Kahrtalk get together but my coworkers (not the violets, who cares what they think) and even my wife sometimes aren't certain it's a good idea.
They claim I'm an a--hole in real life. Maybe so. I try to be nice.

[Armybrat]

You would be surprised.

The first message board I registered for & started posting actively was a Texas sportsboard, then a Las Vegas board - both before the turn of the century (how's that for sounding old?). Gun boards came somewhat later.
Those boards have gone by the wayside & evolved into others, such is cyberlife.

The sports boards have been good places to let off steam, but the Vegas boards actually became more social with face to face meets between scores of posters from all over. Those reached a peak about 12-13 years ago and have tapered off considerably, with big catered gatherings in Vegas of 70-80 people - some from Canada, Hawaii, & the UK - down to 15-20. Many of us have become good friends, sharing in family news, reporting on Vegas trips & meets, and even visiting others' homes.

Mrs. Armybrat & I have hosted in our home one poster & his family from the UK several years ago, and another lady from there who was recently widowed. The Brit fellow bought a an old country farmhouse & barn in central France last year and flew my widowed son & two little grandsons over for a one month visit in the summer. The wife & I will be going over ourselves next year when he's finished renovating, plus we'll stay a while with the widowed lady back in England.

There are a number of the Vegas board posters who live in Texas, and we have had a few "mini-meets" in Houston & Austin.

Of course a number of our group have splintered off to other boards, Face Book, disappeared, or passed on to the Great Casino In The Sky.

[downtownv]

I think he's in the Archery/Bowfishing business selling Arrows...
Tell me this doesn't look like Jocko's Name brand!

http://www.walmart.com/ip/40369441?adid=1500000000000038955170&veh=eml&sent_time=1422730216328&campaign_id=pb_3-0-87-16-4-6-4-3-optcr&e_id=0f764565b74c05027e8f4b449939b0ee

[DeaconKC]

Jocko reported being in naples, the way he spells, i think he meant nipples....

[yqtszhj]

Or it could be he meant he was among a bunch of nipples and misspelled it as Naples.

I hate he's not on line to enjoy all the entertainment we are having at his expense.;)