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jeepster09
03-14-2015, 07:28 AM
I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06 right in
the doorway. I left 6 cartridges beside it, then left it alone and went
about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the
street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a
few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of our house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right
where I had left it. It hadn't moved itself outside. It certainly hadn't
killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to
do so.

In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise,
with all the hype by the Left and the Media about how dangerous guns are and
how they kill people.

Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the
world.

The United States is 3rd in Murders throughout the World. But if you take
out Chicago , Detroit , Washington DC and New Orleans , the United States is
4th from the bottom for Murders.

These 4 Cities also have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the United States.
ALL 4 are controlled by Democrats.

It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data - right?

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat.

Ikeo74
03-14-2015, 08:13 AM
Beware of your scissors if they ask you to go for a run with them, they may try to poke your eye out!

Higgy Baby
03-14-2015, 08:46 AM
Thats a good point jeepster09......
My Remington 30.06 is probably mad at me. I have neglected it for a long time. I quit hunting around 84. The only exercise any of my long guns get is when the boys come home for a visit, and take them out to get rid of some of that old ammo stacked on the closet floor.
But so far.....they have all behaved like good well raised guns- no acting out.

knkali
03-14-2015, 09:36 AM
I read this before but still got a chuckle out of it.

Bawanna
03-14-2015, 10:24 AM
I used to have my Thompson with a fully loaded 50 round drum on a horizontal stand on my desk at work, all it had to do was spit! But not one violet was eliminated in the several months it sat there.

Disappointing to say the least.

Baklash
03-15-2015, 09:00 PM
I'm liking it.:D