Humor

[kenemoore]

> A young man had joined the infantry and signed up with the paratroopers
> - his father had been airborne.
>
> He went through the standard training, completed the practice jumps from
> higher and higher structures and finally went to take his first jump
> from an airplane. The next day, he phoned his father to tell him the news.
>
> "So, how was your 1st jump?" the father asked.
>
> "Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the plane and the
> Sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men
> got up and just walked out of the plane!"
>
> "Is that when you jumped?" asked the father.
>
> "No, not then. Then the Sergeant started to grab the other men one at a
> time and push them out the door."
>
> "Did you jump then?" asked the father.
>
> "I'm getting to that. Everyone else had jumped, and I was the last man
> off the on the plane."
>
> I told the Sergeant that I was too scared to jump. He told me to get off
> the plane or he'd kick my ass."
>
> "So, so then you jumped?"
>
> "Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed onto the
> door and refused to go.
>
> Finally he called over the Jump Master.
>
> The Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot five and 250
> pounds. He said to me, 'Boy, are you going to jump or not?'
>
> I said, 'No, Sir. I'm too scared.'
>
> So the Jump Master unzipped his pants and took his “willie” out !!!
>
> I swear, it was about ten inches long! Sorta like a baseball bat!.
>
> He said, 'Boy, either you jump out of that door, or I'm sticking this up
> your ass"
>
> "So, did you jump?" asked the father.
>
> *
>
> *"A little, at first … "*
>