muggsy
05-08-2015, 03:14 PM
While strolling round Cleveland Harbor this morning about 11 am., I noticed this character shouting "Allah be praised" and "Death to all infidels" when suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help soon he would surely drown.
Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the Good Samaritan Law that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coastguard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept.
It is now 4 p.m., the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet to respond.
I'm beginning to think I wasted four stamps. :)
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help soon he would surely drown.
Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the Good Samaritan Law that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coastguard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept.
It is now 4 p.m., the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet to respond.
I'm beginning to think I wasted four stamps. :)