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muggsy
05-08-2015, 03:14 PM
While strolling round Cleveland Harbor this morning about 11 am., I noticed this character shouting "Allah be praised" and "Death to all infidels" when suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.

He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help soon he would surely drown.


Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the Good Samaritan Law that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coastguard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept.


It is now 4 p.m., the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet to respond.

I'm beginning to think I wasted four stamps. :)

ripley16
05-08-2015, 03:34 PM
:D

Very good

ltxi
05-08-2015, 03:44 PM
x2...

b4uqzme
05-08-2015, 06:49 PM
ya might wanna fish somewhere else for a little while...tainted water ya know. ;)

Scarywoody
05-08-2015, 06:58 PM
LOL! That was good!

kenemoore
05-08-2015, 07:10 PM
Sweet.

downtownv
05-08-2015, 07:11 PM
You should have shot those explosives off! That would have lightened his body weight and maybe the goat hhumper could have survived... Clearly you missed your opportunity to be a hero!

GLOCKROCKER
05-08-2015, 09:29 PM
you should have shot those explosives off! That would have lightened his body weight and maybe the goat hhumper could have survived... Clearly you missed your opportunity to be a hero!

DON'T LOOK JOCKO! V you know pics like that might cause ol' Jocko to blow a gasket.;)

AJBert
05-08-2015, 10:23 PM
I mean, you did everything you could to help the fella. I'm thinking you should receive a medal, or at the very least I'd like to buy you a beer!

muggsy
05-09-2015, 07:31 AM
Thanks AJ. I'm into beer.

michael t
05-10-2015, 12:55 AM
Go toss a pig or 2 in the water to clear it up