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muggsy
05-14-2015, 11:37 AM
Just a short note to let you guys know that Muggsy has decided to take a summer vacation. I'm going to spend it playing golf, fishing, and going to the range. I may pop in from time to time to check up on a few of you, but for the summer, I won't be a regular. Bawanna will attest to the fact that I've always been a little irregular, but that's just one man's opinion. You guys hold the fort. I'll be back in the fall.

Bawanna
05-14-2015, 12:22 PM
I show not record of any request for leave from you especially for such an extended period of time.

I'm sure it's the golf that has ruined your overall view of all worldly things. Whacking a ball and then go and look for it, how stupid is that.

Stick with fishing and range. I grant you 10 days leave.

Scarywoody
05-14-2015, 02:23 PM
Going anywhere special or just around the homestead? You know a Staycation. That's what I do.

b4uqzme
05-14-2015, 03:40 PM
...playing golf...

...so the knees are doing well. That's great to hear. Enjoy yourself but please don't stray too far.

kenemoore
05-14-2015, 06:11 PM
Enjoy, ....If I were a rich man... lada de lade da.

DeaconKC
05-14-2015, 07:19 PM
Have a good time [mutters under breath about dirty, rotten.....]

kwh
05-14-2015, 07:36 PM
Just a short note to let you guys know that Muggsy has decided to take a summer vacation. I'm going to spend it playing golf, fishing, and going to the range. I may pop in from time to time to check up on a few of you, but for the summer, I won't be a regular. Bawanna will attest to the fact that I've always been a little irregular, but that's just one man's opinion. You guys hold the fort. I'll be back in the fall.

You will certainly be missed on a daily basis. However, I was able to use the "Old Guys filter" on the Kahr network and will now explain to all the young guys what your subliminal message is. The filtered translation is something like this. "Muggsy is going to spend the Summer playing golf, fishing, and going to the range. I may poop from time to time but I won't be regular. I have always been irregular. I promise to take my fiber and Metamucil this Summer. You guys hold the farts. I'll be back in the Fall.

GROTMAN
05-14-2015, 07:48 PM
Enjoy yourself and remember.. Keep your eyes on the ball...:p
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/16/article-0-1C548B0F00000578-381_306x423.jpg (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-2582142/See-model-got-hit-********-golf-club-stunt-gone-wrong-suing-Playboy-target-DJ.html)

muggsy
05-15-2015, 01:14 PM
Going anywhere special or just around the homestead? You know a Staycation. That's what I do.

I'll be at the Lake Erie Islands in the western basin for a part of the season and then I will migrate eastward with the walleye. I'll touch base with you guys. Just not on a daily basis. I plan to golf where ever the ball takes me. There are about 40 golf courses within a thirty mile radius of my home.

muggsy
05-15-2015, 01:19 PM
I show not record of any request for leave from you especially for such an extended period of time.

I'm sure it's the golf that has ruined your overall view of all worldly things. Whacking a ball and then go and look for it, how stupid is that.

Stick with fishing and range. I grant you 10 days leave.

The last time that I requested permission was when I left the USS Nitro AE-23 in December of 1971. :) I saluted both ensigns and never looked back.

Bawanna
05-15-2015, 01:44 PM
Those were just ensigns, I'm a colonel! Stand up straight when you address me.


Gawd, I always wanted to say that.............................................. ....

I got to help with some training scenarios and got to pat down officers for weapons prior to doing it. Safety and all that don't cha know. That was a blast too.

SlowBurn
05-15-2015, 01:46 PM
Just a short note to let you guys know that Muggsy has decided to take a summer vacation. I'm going to spend it playing golf, fishing, and going to the range. I may pop in from time to time to check up on a few of you, but for the summer, I won't be a regular. Bawanna will attest to the fact that I've always been a little irregular, but that's just one man's opinion. You guys hold the fort. I'll be back in the fall.

Sounds ideeel. We'll expect :photo: proof.

Bawanna
05-15-2015, 01:48 PM
I'm staying focused on the keep your eye on the ball photo. I'd like Itxi's opinion on that, too big, too small, ??? we're on the wrong end.

SGT5711
05-16-2015, 09:46 AM
For some reason when I read this all I could think of was one of the opening scenes in Smokey & the Bandit 3. The scenes which Sheriff Buford T. Justice retires to Florida and is fishing and walking on a beach. Too bad I couldn't find a clip on Youtube. Have a good summer muggsy!

downtownv
05-16-2015, 03:38 PM
Mugs please let us know if you meet that mystical gal that can suck a golf ball thru a garden hose....

Armybrat
05-16-2015, 09:26 PM
The last time that I requested permission was when I left the USS Nitro AE-23 in December of 1971. :) I saluted both ensigns and never looked back.

So you've been AWOL from the Navy for the 43 years since that weekend pass expired?

Dbholfo
05-18-2015, 08:02 PM
I hope Muggsy has seen the Robin Williams piece on golf on YouTube. Funny manic bit. Look up Robin Williams Golf (1:23)

muggsy
05-18-2015, 09:14 PM
Mugs please let us know if you meet that mystical gal that can suck a golf ball thru a garden hose....

Meet her? Hell, I married her! :)

muggsy
05-18-2015, 09:15 PM
So you've been AWOL from the Navy for the 43 years since that weekend pass expired?

Yup.

ltxi
05-31-2015, 07:27 PM
Upper end of acceptable..:)