Things i trust more than hillary

[GROTMAN]

Things that I trust more than Hillary Clinton:

* Mexican tap water
* A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign
* OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
* Passing gas when I have diarrhea
* An elevator ride with Ray Rice
* Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
* Michael Jackson's Doctor
* An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran
* A Palestinian on a motorcycle
* Gas station Sushi
* A Jimmy Carter economic plan
* Brian Williams news reports
* Loch Ness monster sightings
* Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
* Bill Clinton interviewing for an intern
Please feel free to join in and add to the list :)

[yqtszhj]

Congress to pass a balanced budget.
Obamacare to take care of my health needs.

[GLOCKROCKER]

Jocko baby sitting my pet lamb!:madgrin:
A Jennings .22 in a gunfight.
Muggsy's posts.:madgrin:

[Hawkeye911]

Good list.... but much to my surprise, I trust the Iran nuke deal even LESS than the Hildabeast! I think it holds great potential for changing our world forever, in serious and deadly ways....

[Streetkahr]

Things that I trust more than Hillary Clinton:

* Mexican tap water
* A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign
* OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
* Passing gas when I have diarrhea
* An elevator ride with Ray Rice
* Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
* Michael Jackson's Doctor
* An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran
* A Palestinian on a motorcycle
* Gas station Sushi
* A Jimmy Carter economic plan
* Brian Williams news reports
* Loch Ness monster sightings
* Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
* Bill Clinton interviewing for an intern
Please feel free to join in and add to the list :)

Extremely funny! I am so glad I did not have a mouthful of coffee when I read it!

[muggsy]

Jocko baby sitting my pet lamb!:madgrin:
A Jennings .22 in a gunfight.
Muggsy's posts.:madgrin:

Has anyone besides me noticed that GLOCKROCKER rhymes with snot locker. Just sayin'. :)

[berettabone]

One thing that you can trust, is that everything that comes out of her mouth is bull$#!*. She learned from one of the best............................................

[OldLincoln]

She has a lot in common with Obama. You can ALWAYS tell when they're lying cause they open their mouths and look proud that the sheeple buy it.

[Bawanna]

And how sad is it that the sheeple adore her. Even people who admit that Ovomit is a dismal failure or worse think she is the answer. They eyes be open but they don't see.

[marcinstl]

while we're still waiting for more people to toss their hats in the ring, I'd like to remind you that politics is just another form of showbiz, on a par with wrastlin, and is only for amusement purposes. while the top 1/10th of 1 % has more money than all of the bottom 50% (yes, the walton family has more money than the gdp of your state), very little is ever going to change. so, watch the news or the 700club, or old soupy sales shows on youtube, it's all the same (soupy sales was funny).

[Barth]

I trust both my slutbomb trailer trash ex wives more than Hillery.
Occasionally even they would tell the truth.

Here's my nightmare.
Only about 1/2 of the population that can vote does.
The two parties often offer no choice at all.
And usually the lesser of two evils wins by a thin margin ~51/49%.

So any edge can mean victory.
How many women will vote for the first time to vote for the first woman president?
How many women voters will cross party lines to vote for the first woman president?
Even minorities may side with her and want to be part of making history.

The last thing I want is Hilary Hole for president.
It's interesting that our forefathers limited presidents to two terms.
I'm sure they never dreamed of a husband/wife team.

Barth

[berettabone]

More women got out and voted for Oblamea...............some/many women crossed lines to vote for Oblamea..................all the minorities voted for Oblamea, so really, with Swillary, it's no different. The same demographic will vote for her. That's a scary thing, and I/we can only hope, that they will stay home angry, because they didn't get all the free stuff that they thought they were going to get, the first time around. Then I pity us men, who will have to be around all of these females who thought that Swillary was the best thing for women since white bread. Fortunately, my wife likes firearms more than Swillary, which is a good thing for me. If Swillary does get in the big house, there will be a lot of angry women out there.......................................eventu ally.:D

[Armybrat]

There's a whole generation of young voters who don't have a clue about the Hillbeast's shenanigans in the 1990s, and they are watching nothing but TMZ and their iPhones & iPads.

[Bawanna]

Sadly Hitlery will do for woman what Ovomit did for black people. I know many black people that are ashamed to be associated with him.

Also sadly memories seem to be short so after she does her two terms we'll probably get another.

The bar is so low now that just about anything would be an improvement.

[marcinstl]

"I trust both my slutbomb trailer trash ex wives more than Hillery.
Occasionally even they would tell the truth."

ah come on, ya know girls just want to have fun. (hmmm, change the equation, no more trash or no more marriage? ) (I mean, ya buy a Wilson or Ed Brown, ya own it, ya love it, die with it. some drunk babe ya met at a bar, ya take her home, botta-bing, then leave her off back at the bars parking lot.)
lower your expectations of women and good luck, good shooting.
(if Hillary is the next pres. it's because the american voter saw her as the lesser evil. )

[TheTman]

It's pretty rare that a president of the same party is elected after a president serves 2 terms. I hope and pray that continues in the next election.
If we are lucky, maybe she'll get indicted and convicted on her email server scam or one of the other scandals she is neck deep in, and be ineligible to run.
Anyone want to chip in and buy her an all expense paid trip to downtown Ramadi, for a fun filled week and the luxurious Isis Inn?

[OvalNut]

I more trust my sixteen year old daughter with my PM9. Of all my guns, she likes to shoot the cute little one.

. . . cute my ass. 147 grain hollow point 9mm moving at 900 fps from that weapon will accessorize a bad guy alright, tout suite! And my little girl has a real world handle on it. If it all comes unspun one day, we all know which weapon she gets.


Tim

[Bawanna]

It's pretty rare that a president of the same party is elected after a president serves 2 terms. I hope and pray that continues in the next election.
If we are lucky, maybe she'll get indicted and convicted on her email server scam or one of the other scandals she is neck deep in, and be ineligible to run.
Anyone want to chip in and buy her an all expense paid trip to downtown Ramadi, for a fun filled week and the luxurious Isis Inn?

This might be different though because we have another novelty. Never had a woman president so the huddled masses can't comprehend how stupid and insane the very thought is. If you don't vote for her your a sexist chauvinist bustard.

I know I am and I'm proud of it. The world headed for the toilet when we let them smoke, drive cars, and vote. Apologies to all my much loved cyber brides.

In the last election is was the same thing, we'd never had a black president, if you didn't vote for him your were a racist piece of squirrel excrement. I'm one of those too I guess.

I was hoping Condolizza Rice would win and cover both bases and get it over with, then focus on fixing stuff when it's all over.

[muggsy]

Hillary will not be our next president. Muggsy has spoken.

[marcinstl]

hehehehehehe, Condoleezza Rice was baking da biscuits and stirring the rat stew, while Colin Powell was shinnin dem shoes, ah, the good old days when Cheney was president.
(and now they can't even leave the country--- "International arrest warrants have been requested for George W. Bush, Richard (Dick) Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, George Tenet, Condoleeza Rice and Alberto Gonzales at the International Criminal Court, The Hague, Netherlands.")

[deadeye]

Hillary will not be our next president. Muggsy has spoken.
Why is it folks can't understand Hilly has already been appointed president. Just like Barry was. The only way to stop it is for conservatives to go out in droves and vote. Fat chance. I'm afraid they will do the same thing they've done the last two elections. "Oh, I don't know. I didn't like his religion - hair style - speaking voice - looks - or whatever." Then whine and cry for another eight years if the country lasts that long. Muggsy, I know you are smarter than I am. Talk me out of this feeling. Having a terrible time with optimism lately.

[187911]

Hillary is getting my vote. Voting for her to get the nomination, but Obama took it.

[187911]

Why is it folks can't understand Hilly has already been appointed president. Just like Barry was. The only way to stop it is for conservatives to go out in droves and vote. Fat chance. I'm afraid they will do the same thing they've done the last two elections. "Oh, I don't know. I didn't like his religion - hair style - speaking voice - looks - or whatever." Then whine and cry for another eight years if the country lasts that long. Muggsy, I know you are smarter than I am. Talk me out of this feeling. Having a terrible time with optimism lately.You're right. Republicans will bicker over whose Conseveritive enough, or some of the other minor things you mentioned in lue of supporting and getting behind someone that can actually win. The "lesser of two evils" logic does not apply to the current Republican base. Plus the demographic in this country has changed. Republicans, even though they won't admit it, will have to appeal to some of the historically Liberal demographic instead of installing and talking about degrading them. The Dems attack the TOP 1%, and Republicans attack 47% of the country. If they want to win, they have to come up with solutions instead of only running against the solutions of the opposing party. They have to do a better job complicating to the American people about why their solutions will make the country better and their lives better... They need to talk to the people instead of always talking about them.

[Armybrat]

Just a thought though - why isn't this thread in the "Politics" forum?

[GROTMAN]

Just a thought though - why isn't this thread in the "Politics" forum?

To answer your question this thread was intended to be a "light hearted" fun thread. A few people "got it" but like all threads on Kahrtalk it quickly got off track and and lost it's original intent.:(

[berettabone]

You should know better....................Swillary and light hearted don't belong in the same sentence..................................now, if you were talking about horse faces:)

[deadeye]

That made me feel light hearted.

[Bawanna]

Just a thought though - why isn't this thread in the "Politics" forum?

I always just hit on new post and seldom even look to see what forum they are in.

Seems of late most all threads belong in the politics section. Sure be nice to just ban politics and politicians.

[OldLincoln]

Sadly, I recall a couple primary cycles ago in the doctor's office overhearing blacks saying they haven't voted in years but they were going to vote for Obama just because he is black (well, half black and half white). Women were going to switch parties to vote for Hillary just because she is a woman (well, half woman and half devil). :(

[Armybrat]

To answer your question this thread was intended to be a "light hearted" fun thread. A few people "got it" but like all threads on Kahrtalk it quickly got off track and and lost it's original intent.:(
Well, I find it difficult to believe anything about that woman can be "light hearted". {wink}

In fact whenever I see or hear her name, the only thing that comes to mind is the "Dark Lord" in the Harry Potter series. :D

[Armybrat]

You should know better....................Swillary and light hearted don't belong in the same sentence..................................now, if you were talking about horse faces:)

Speaking of long horse faces, I see John Kerry fell off his bike in France and broke his leg.

Another Silver Star in the offing?

[ltxi]

Jocko baby sitting my pet lamb!:madgrin:
A Jennings .22 in a gunfight.
Muggsy's posts.:madgrin:

Big Thumbs Up....

[yqtszhj]

Speaking of long horse faces, I see John Kerry fell off his bike in France and broke his leg.

Another Silver Star in the offing?

When a horse breaks its leg don't they have to put it away? :rolleyes: