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....I've made it back from my two and a half week road trip vacation in one piece. :frown:
Bawanna
05-31-2015, 08:13 PM
Either a good trip you wanted to last a little longer or you have suicidal thoughts and they didn't pan out.
Lie down on my couch right here and we'll talk about it.
Clearly, there were too few intoxicants employed!
Either a good trip you wanted to last a little longer or you have suicidal thoughts and they didn't pan out.
Lie down on my couch right here and we'll talk about it.
Perhaps both, methinks.
It was the usual, twice a year ritual. I had a good, fun drive up to Maine. Wife, who hates road trips, flew in to Portland. We kicked back and had a good time fighting and whatever for five or six days. Then I stuffed her onto a flight home and had an excellent, relaxing drive back...interrupted only by a three day stop over at my sister's place in PA where I got to talk her down off the ceiling over her house burning down a month ago and then got my first speeding ticket in about 30 years in WVA. Speeding ticket was the better experience of the two. Got impatient and careless. Impatient with two cars doing 55 in that short 55 zone heading to the tunnel and careless by not realizing one was a sheriff's Tahoe when I blew by at 70. Had a nice, pleasant...really...chat with a supervisor deputy who was easy on the eyes and who's boobs weren't at all too big.
Then I got home yesterday and life by this morning be back to boring normal. Already looking forward to the second half/repeat come about Labor Day in September.
Clearly, there were too few intoxicants employed!
Hah....plenty. The first thing my sister bought after the house burned while they were on vacation in Nola was some clothes. The second was a beer refrigerator and some lager to stock it. Then they went looking for a place to live/stay.
jeepster09
06-01-2015, 07:17 AM
Perhaps both, methinks.
It was the usual, twice a year ritual. I had a good, fun drive up to Maine. Wife, who hates road trips, flew in to Portland. We kicked back and had a good time fighting and whatever for five or six days. Then I stuffed her onto a flight home and had an excellent, relaxing drive back...interrupted only by a three day stop over at my sister's place in PA where I got to talk her down off the ceiling over her house burning down a month ago and then got my first speeding ticket in about 30 years in WVA. Speeding ticket was the better experience of the two. Got impatient and careless. Impatient with two cars doing 55 in that short 55 zone heading to the tunnel and careless by not realizing one was a sheriff's Tahoe when I blew by at 70. Had a nice, pleasant...really...chat with a supervisor deputy who was easy on the eyes and who's boobs weren't at all too big.
Then I got home yesterday and life by this morning be back to boring normal. Already looking forward to the second half/repeat come about Labor Day in September.
I think I saw her....
187911
06-01-2015, 10:17 AM
It was the usual, twice a year ritual. I had a good, fun drive up to Maine. Wife, who hates road trips, flew in to Portland. We kicked back and had a good time fighting and whatever for five or six days. Then I stuffed her onto a flight home and had an excellent, relaxing drive back...interrupted only by a three day stop over at my sister's place in PA where I got to talk her down off the ceiling over her house burning down a month ago and then got my first speeding ticket in about 30 years in WVA. Speeding ticket was the better experience of the two. Got impatient and careless. Impatient with two cars doing 55 in that short 55 zone heading to the tunnel and careless by not realizing one was a sheriff's Tahoe when I blew by at 70. Had a nice, pleasant...really...chat with a supervisor deputy who was easy on the eyes and who's boobs weren't at all too big.
Then I got home yesterday and life by this morning be back to boring normal. Already looking forward to the second half/repeat come about Labor Day in September.[/QUOTE]
Hmm, you ditched the wife and then got your first speeding ticket in 30 years? Me thinks you knew the hot hot chick with nice boobs who was driving Tahoe was a cop, so you got a ticket on PURPOSE. You're not fooling anyone buddy... :p
Hmm, you ditched the wife and then got your first speeding ticket in 30 years? Me thinks you knew the hot hot chick with nice boobs who was driving Tahoe was a cop, so you got a ticket on PURPOSE. You're not fooling anyone buddy... :p
Wife ditched me....she hates road trips....and deserves to live with any consequences. :)
OldLincoln
06-02-2015, 06:02 PM
Maybe she has a thing for TSA?:)
Perhaps you're right. She's always had a thing for uniforms. Think mebbe that's how I got to nail her so easily in the first place, back in the day.
RevRay
06-02-2015, 07:12 PM
Perhaps you're right. She's always had a thing for uniforms. Think mebbe that's how I got to nail her so easily in the first place, back in the day.
Hopefully, you still fit in your uniform!
No doubt would/do. Weigh less now than when I left the military.
yqtszhj
06-02-2015, 09:22 PM
Itxi's vacation:
..I stuffed her onto a flight home and had an excellent, relaxing drive back...Had a nice, pleasant...really...chat with a supervisor deputy who was easy on the eyes and who's boobs weren't at all too big.
Yqtszhj's vacation:
Wife rides, doesn't want to drive. She's too hot, she's' too cold, says I havent fed her, wants to stop and eat, sleeps a lot, doesn't like my radio station, wants to play music I'm tired of, wants to pull over and take pictures, always flipping the sun visor back and forth, wants to shop at every little place. And thats just driving to Wally World to buy stuff for the trip.
I want Itxi's vacation.
Bawanna
06-02-2015, 11:38 PM
That sounds way familiar. I turn on air conditioning, wife rolls window down, seem to butt heads all the way until we get home, then just back to normal fisticuffs, after she cools off.
We're heading to Reno end of this month, here we go again.
yqtszhj
06-03-2015, 01:10 PM
We're heading to Reno end of this month, here we go again.
We'll start a prayer chain for that trip for sure. Does NV accept WA carry permits?
Bawanna
06-03-2015, 01:24 PM
Never much cared. I go through the corner of Kalifornia too and didn't care about that either.
Ignorance of the law is bliss. I'm a sheepdog, with low tolerance to lawyers, politicians and liberals.
Never much cared. I go through the corner of Kalifornia too and didn't care about that either.
Ignorance of the law is bliss. I'm a sheepdog, with low tolerance to lawyers, politicians and liberals.
....but way too high wrt Violets..:spider:
Itxi's vacation:
Yqtszhj's vacation:
Wife rides, doesn't want to drive. She's too hot, she's' too cold, says I havent fed her, wants to stop and eat, sleeps a lot, doesn't like my radio station, wants to play music I'm tired of, wants to pull over and take pictures, always flipping the sun visor back and forth, wants to shop at every little place. And thats just driving to Wally World to buy stuff for the trip.
I want Itxi's vacation.
I/we used to have that problem. Took us a few years to settle on the she flies/I drive routine. Both much happier now...life be good.
jeepster09
06-03-2015, 05:54 PM
If anyone can figure out the female breed let me know....we been married since 1980 and still have no clue what she likes or wants....it changes daily. Best thing we ever did, was back many many moons ago got separate bank accounts in separate banks.:behindsofa:
Bawanna
06-03-2015, 05:56 PM
We did that too but same bank, she gets the one with the money, I get the one with just a number and no balance.
Her account got jacked, they closed mine and screwed up my PayPal account in error. Life just ain't fair sometimes.
b4uqzme
06-03-2015, 06:51 PM
Mrs. b4 kept costing me dry cleaners. I'd go to pick up a couple shirts and there would be about $100 worth of her stuff. I'd hide at a new dry cleaners for awhile but she'd always find me. She'd usually catch me with about $102 in my pocket. I finally gave up and just live life wrinkly. It ain't so bad.
A long time ago we learned the secret to a blissful marriage. Twice a week we go to a romantic, candlelit dinner. She goes on Tuesdays and I go on Thursdays. :rolleyes:
berettabone
06-03-2015, 08:01 PM
One of the first things my old man told me about women...................................When it's 75 degrees, they're cold, and when it's 76 degrees, they're hot.
Barth
06-03-2015, 08:13 PM
My daughter sent me an old pic of the family, including my slutbomb ex.
I tossed all my pics of the ex almost 30 years ago.
Still, after all this time, after seeing a picture of her?
I had a nightmare about her that night.
That girl is poison.
If you think your girls are bad?
Please take mine.
One of the first things my old man told me about women...................................When it's 75 degrees, they're cold, and when it's 76 degrees, they're hot.
Temp just dropped to 70 degrees as a hail storm blew through. Wife walks into my home office all now bundled up and says...I'm cold. Me says back...I know. Too bad, you used to be hot. Prolly not the smartest reaction. Believe I've old age completely lost control of my mouth. :rain:
Streetkahr
06-03-2015, 09:37 PM
One of the first things my old man told me about women...................................When it's 75 degrees, they're cold, and when it's 76 degrees, they're hot.
There was an old Viking saying: Praise no sword until it is tested, no ice until it is crossed, no ale until it is drunk, and no woman until she is buried. Smart people those Vikings.
Ferro Veritas, In Steel There Is Truth
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