View Full Version : OT, but I got a new (non-Harley) bike
Non Harley, non motor!
(deeply embedded) SWAMPbike does Daytona Beach. Folks, I swear it was against the wind and uphill both ways!
Fortunately, I managed to get behind a young lady with a comely tushie and not much covering it, also on a bicycle. She blocked the wind just enough for me to get some draft assistance....
Serious miles on the beach, about... oh... something like 20ish miles of riding on sand.
Fourth of July I get to play Beach Garbage Pickup Polo on the same beach, so I consider it training. Today... about 10 miles, but it was pavement, so it don't count for training.
Top photo somplace between Daytona and Port Orange. Bottom, just against a tree in my friends yard before the trip.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/bandersnatchreverb/MAIN/IMG_20150615_192811_zps48r4wajf.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/bandersnatchreverb/media/MAIN/IMG_20150615_192811_zps48r4wajf.jpg.html)
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Bawanna
06-20-2015, 03:58 PM
Needs more chrome.
Florida Law says every bike must be equipped with a white reflector in front, and red in the rear. And it doesn't stipulate for daytime or night riding.
In Daytona Beach, you will get pulled over, ticketed, and your bicycle impounded for lack of reflector(s). You'll also get a ticket if your parked bike momentarily shines LED lighting that is not white or amber. Or for BBQing in your front yard for that matter....
Reflectors gotta stay, or they'd be off already
GLOCKROCKER
06-20-2015, 04:28 PM
Nice Hardtail, but that B!tch seat don't look too comfy. Is that a concealment case for the Serbu on the frame?
OldFatGuy
06-20-2015, 04:49 PM
I was hoping for a pic of the girl in front of you.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/3e/b8/05/3eb80567458d54b59af4b9aae333a159.jpg
It was something not unlike that.... except only one tushie.
Florida Law says every bike must be equipped with a white reflector in front, and red in the rear. And it doesn't stipulate for daytime or night riding.
In Daytona Beach, you will get pulled over, ticketed, and your bicycle impounded for lack of reflector(s). You'll also get a ticket if your parked bike momentarily shines LED lighting that is not white or amber. Or for BBQing in your front yard for that matter....
Reflectors gotta stay, or they'd be off already
Even on the wheels? My condolences on that, fer sure. Nice bike it is. :)
OldFatGuy
06-20-2015, 05:58 PM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/3e/b8/05/3eb80567458d54b59af4b9aae333a159.jpg
It was something not unlike that.... except only one tushie.
Excellent! Thanks;)
Ok wheel reflectorswill go
b4uqzme
06-20-2015, 06:43 PM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/3e/b8/05/3eb80567458d54b59af4b9aae333a159.jpg
It was something not unlike that.... except only one tushie.
The more the merrier I always say. ;)
Ok wheel reflectors will go
Excellent...:)
yqtszhj
06-20-2015, 07:46 PM
Following that would make me a tailgater for sure.
Bawanna
06-20-2015, 08:49 PM
Wait, I don't see no reflectors. I better pull em over for a safety chat.
Ya'll are just a bunch of sex addled pigs. Half/mostly naked hot or not wimmen no longer impress me. After the first thousand or so of naked I need a personality and brain to go with it before gettin' interested....and form follows function.
OldFatGuy
06-20-2015, 09:25 PM
Ya'll are just a bunch of sex addled pigs. Half/mostly naked hot or not wimmen no longer impress me. After the first thousand or so of naked I need a personality and brain to go with it before gettin' interested....and form follows function.
Hot women will ALWAYS impress me, 'til I die.
GLOCKROCKER
06-20-2015, 09:56 PM
Ya'll are just a bunch of sex addled pigs. Half/mostly naked hot or not wimmen no longer impress me. After the first thousand or so of naked I need a personality and brain to go with it before gettin' interested....and form follows function.
Itxi i'm beginning to wonder about you. Always with the too big thing and now personality and brains. Must be that Colorado altitude!:boink:
yqtszhj
06-20-2015, 10:09 PM
Ya'll are just a bunch of sex addled pigs. Half/mostly naked hot or not wimmen no longer impress me. After the first thousand or so of naked I need a personality and brain to go with it before gettin' interested....and form follows function.
Hey I have a serious question. Are you butt biased like you about boobs? Inquiring minds want to know?
Bawanna
06-20-2015, 10:12 PM
I've searched my whole life for the personality and brain thing, I don't think it exist.
As for hot woman, you seen one you wanna see em all!
The woman I'd live with must have a brain, and at least a vagina.
The woman I'd spend the night with gotta be brainless and willing to please.
Just sayin'!
Hey I have a serious question. Are you butt biased like you about boobs? Inquiring minds want to know?
Well, huh....now that you ask....yeah, guess I am.
And fwiw.....the older she gets the more my wife has come to appreciate my preference for personality, brains, and function first.
berettabone
06-21-2015, 05:18 PM
Where's the firearm holder?????????????????????????????????
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