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[berettabone]

I was following a car down the street, when they suddenly slammed on their brakes. I gave them a tap on the rear end. The guy got out and he was a dwarf. He walked right up to me, looked me right in the eye, and said, " I'm not happy", to which I replied, " Which one are you then?"

[Armybrat]

Guess we can safely assume the little guy wasn't packin' a 1911?

[Alfonse]

Sounds like Grumpy to me.

[muggsy]

A friend of mine was diagnosed as having phlebitis in his left leg that required an amputation to save his life. In the operating room they mistakenly removed his right leg. When the mistake was discovered they rush him back into surgery and removed his left leg. When he tried to sue the doctor for malpractice the judge threw the case out of court. The judge told my friend that he didn't have a leg to stand on. Ba dump bump.

[Cubby]

And they say vaudeville is dead! ;)

[Planedude]

Vaudevilles Zombies??

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