You try to bang her.....

[CJB]

and you're liable to go off half cocked

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/vagina-gun-woman-is-prison-bound-638295 (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/vagina-gun-woman-is-prison-bound-638295)

[muggsy]

I guess that size does matter. Something smells fishy about this whole case. :)

[GLOCKROCKER]

At least she kept it well lubed!;)

[CJB]

In the LGS.... excuse me, do have any concealed in the vajayjay holsters?

[berettabone]

It makes sense, since she snatched it from a car.

[CJB]

It might come in handy during a close shave...

[b4uqzme]

Muzzle control...

[CJB]

Naturally, to avoid detection while carrying concealed, she remained tight lipped....

[berettabone]

It could be a new thing in the female shooting world.................kegel courses..............................

[Bobshouse]

Ibtl...

She's going to a penal institution....jeez.

[berettabone]

ITV or OTV holsters.........................get ahead of the crowd...........................

[Baklash]

Was she "loaded" when they arrested her?

[gunmut]

She may have been hunting seamen?

[muggsy]

and you're liable to go off half cocked

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/vagina-gun-woman-is-prison-bound-638295 (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/vagina-gun-woman-is-prison-bound-638295)

See what you started, CJB?

[CJB]

We need some holiday cheer!

If Monica only had one of those....

[jeepster09]

hahaha....got a bang out of this :spider:

[TheTman]

At least she put it around front, it would have been a pretty crappy deal if she'd stashed in the other hole.

[Armybrat]

What a bore for a woman of her caliber.

Wonder if she experienced any squib kabooms?

[340pd]

Com'on guys let's not be a ***** about this. It could have been worse. Think S&W 460 as her backup.

[340pd]

Com'on guys let's not be a p***y about this. It could have been worse. Think S&W 460 as her backup.

[CJB]

Jackass Leather introduces new holsters....

The CrackerJak - Especially tailored for white women
The Jackslide - A revamp of an older model, this one ribbed and lubricated

Jackass Leather reports they expect sales to continue an upward trend, rivaling the Butt'ahUp! holsters, marketed to black women for CB carry (Concealed in the Booty)

A company spokesman was reported as saying "I find a vaginal holster inconceivable, but there's a niche market for it....hell, I didn't give a crap for the Butt'ahUp, but its moving right along"

Meanwhile, the special metallurgy required for CV weapons has spawned a new proof load. Labeled as the "Morning After Blue Pill", so named because its always used on prior day's production at the factory.

Gun cleaning experts have also jumped on the bandwagon with an non-toxic, odorless, tasteless bore cleaning nitro-powder solvent called "Hoppe's 69"

CV carry is widening the circles of retailers. One local female owned, and female staffed, gun shop is marketing CV carry products as a way of getting even with a heretofore male dominated industry. calling it a "Limp-Dick deal: It can't be beat!"

[Bawanna]

In case any one is wonder just where the acceptable line for post is, this is it, actually stretching the line just a bit.

Carry on.

[Harrylee]

Sure does give a new meaning to wet lubing your gun

[b4uqzme]

That inspires my next million dollar idea (not that there was a first one): edible holsters.

[GROTMAN]

Maybe she thought it was a "revulva" :o

[Bawanna]

Aw you guys are killing me. Feels like I got half a dozen broken ribs.

Is that side splitting or what?

[Harrylee]

Happiness is a warm gun it depends on where you put it

Loose lips sinks ships and loses guns

Honey I smell another woman on your gun where have you been?

You know if you cough that thing could go off

Gee hope you have a lanyard on that!

CJB see what you have done to me:p That's it I'm done

[CJB]

What I did? Hehehe... gutter minds all. Glad for it too!

"So, is that a pistol in your pocket or are you... wft, its a pistol where?"

How does a woman draw her weapon when is hidden there?

Rangemaster: Finger off the trigger until ready to fire....
Her: Mmmm...huh? mmmm... what?....
Rangemaster: Finger off the PISTOL'S trigger, until ready to fire!

Normal pistol has X-ring accuracy, hers has XXX ring accuracy

There was a movie about Vagina Dentata (Teeth, 2007). What's this called? Vagina Pistola?

[berettabone]

You knew it was coming..........................you know what it's called when it accidently goes off...............vaginal discharge.............no, he didn't........................................:p

[Harrylee]

Gutter Minded what us?

have one's mind in the gutter. verb phrase. To be preoccupied with or devoted to crudeness and smut (1940s+) The Dictionary of American Slang, Fourth Edition by Barbara Ann Kipfer, PhD. and Robert L. Chapman, Ph.D. Copyright (C) 2007 by HarperCollins Publishers.

NO WAY!!http://www.kahrtalk.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13112&stc=1

[GROTMAN]

So instead of being p####whipped would her boyfriend be considered pistol whipped instead? :confused:

[Armybrat]

Pay no attention to that gun behind the curtains.

[Ikeo74]

The only squib was by her boyfriend when he tried to bang it.

I heard that her boyfriend was killed by a bullet between his eyes.

[WMD]

I have one of those guns. Now.... every time I handle it, I am going to think about this thread! Oh jeez.......... Can you imagine the owner getting it back? Please pass the nitrile gloves!

BTW, the post submitted were absolutely hilarious. Thanks for the laugh this fine Sunday morning. I be the un-submitted posts were even better! ;-)

[Bawanna]

Why this little gun smells like it came from the hold of a tuna boat.

I sometimes hate myself for my inner thoughts.

[CJB]

While one never knows, that gun had the potential to get her out of some pretty hairy situations....

Col., I'm sitting here thinkin' it lends new meaning to the term "Jail Bait". Just sayin'

[downtownv]

She'll have more sex in 3 years in the slammer, than she would have had on the outside!

[Armybrat]

Well, at least if she does she won't go off half-cocked.