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b4uqzme
12-02-2015, 08:45 PM
what's all the hullabaloo about global climate change or warming or cooling or whatever? I'm really concerned about global darkening. I got home today at 4:52pm and it was already dark. Ugh. I need to invest more into my daylight savings account. :rolleyes:

CJB
12-02-2015, 08:52 PM
Global darkening cannot be disregarded in the White House.....

JohnR
12-03-2015, 07:13 AM
The rich need to pay more taxes to halt this global darkening.

b4uqzme
12-03-2015, 07:24 AM
I've been really grumpy lately and yesterday I even kicked the cat. I think global darkening is responsible for all the violence in the world. Didn't Napoleon attack the Russians in the winter? ...when it's dark a lot? Just sayin'.

muggsy
12-03-2015, 07:50 AM
I'm in full support of global darkening. I'm able to fall asleep right after a big dinner and I don't even need to pull the shades. I sleep in the nude and having to pull the shades really cuts into my beauty rest. I'm now averaging 14 hours of sleep a night and I'm looking more handsome every day. Can you imagine how handsome I'd look with a total eclipse of the sun? I've been kept in the dark for most of my life.

Bobshouse
12-03-2015, 08:43 AM
^^^tmi...tmi

deadeye
12-03-2015, 08:46 AM
Gun control is the answer. All will be well.

Armybrat
12-03-2015, 09:10 AM
Ride a bike, eat nothing but tofu & bean sprouts, and wear hemp clothing.

berettabone
12-03-2015, 09:12 AM
We've had global darkening in the White House...........................................:c ool:

berettabone
12-03-2015, 09:54 AM
It's really not an issue with the air temperature...................it's the temps of the oceans that matter. The oceans control the weather. The oceans are becoming more acidic, thus the temps are going up, and many species are dying off because a change of 1 degree has a devastating effect for a lot of sea creatures. If you want to predict the earths future, watch the oceans..............................or not.

berettabone
12-03-2015, 09:55 AM
Ride a bike, eat nothing but tofu & bean sprouts, and wear hemp clothing.

Ya caught me...............................................: D

b4uqzme
12-03-2015, 02:55 PM
I have a liberal friend who writes grants for a living. She's going to help me write a grant request for $25 million over 25 years to look into this whole global darkening thing. :cool:

yqtszhj
12-03-2015, 03:09 PM
I'm in full support of global darkening. I'm able to fall asleep right after a big dinner and I don't even need to pull the shades. I sleep in the nude and having to pull the shades really cuts into my beauty rest. I'm now averaging 14 hours of sleep a night and I'm looking more handsome every day. Can you imagine how handsome I'd look with a total eclipse of the sun? I've been kept in the dark for most of my life.

Darkness and alcohol have made lots of people look good. Of course the rising of the sun shows something else..... i just had to say it. ;)

ltxi
12-03-2015, 04:09 PM
I'm in full support of global darkening. I'm able to fall asleep right after a big dinner and I don't even need to pull the shades. I sleep in the nude and having to pull the shades really cuts into my beauty rest. I'm now averaging 14 hours of sleep a night and I'm looking more handsome every day. Can you imagine how handsome I'd look with a total eclipse of the sun? I've been kept in the dark for most of my life.

thanks....just done ruined my dinner

jocko
12-04-2015, 02:13 PM
Darkness and alcohol have made lots of people look good. Of course the rising of the sun shows something else..... i just had to say it. ;)

oh my, u must have been in the same bar that I visited all the time. Just sayin

yqtszhj
12-04-2015, 03:46 PM
oh my, u must have been in the same bar that I visited all the time. Just sayin

I will confess that I probably visited that place once. I learned my lesson.....

ltxi
12-04-2015, 05:52 PM
I will confess that I probably visited that place once. I learned my lesson.....

me far more than once...and it's an international chain

RRP
12-04-2015, 07:23 PM
Ride a bike, eat nothing but tofu & bean sprouts, and wear hemp clothing.

You may not live forever, but it may feel like forever. ;)

kwh
12-05-2015, 04:36 PM
Move further South. Here in N.C. we are not as severely affected. We have 20 more minutes of light than you do in the p.m .