ND

[muggsy]

Well, it finally happened. After 60 years of safe gun handling I experienced my first ND today. I was sitting on the couch twirling my CM9 like Roy Rogers used to do when the damn thing went off and shot my wife's cat. I thank God that my wife wasn't home at the time. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. :)

[b4uqzme]

Bad cat!

[AJBert]

Let me know how things work out with the wife. If it is positive on your end I may just have to steal your excuse!

[muggsy]

I'll let you know how things worked out as soon as I get out of this body cast. :)

[TheTman]

Was that a Negligent Discharge or a Not liking that cat Discharge?

[muggsy]

Actually I think that it might have been a case of premature ejectulation. Damn Kahr arms and their long smooth trigger pull. :)

[Bobshouse]

Actually I think that it might have been a case of premature ejectulation. Damn Kahr arms and their long smooth trigger pull. :)

Wow, Muggsy, Im surprised you even remember how to spell that. Afterall, it's been years since you had one, much less premature, eh?

[Newman31Bravo]

I had a dream I had a ND last night with a .380 lol


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[SlowBurn]

Fur real? Purrfect excuse. "Hon, there's been a 'cat'astrophe!"

[trentu]

That reminds me of the movie Boondock's Saints! That's pretty funny.

[muggsy]

Wow, Muggsy, Im surprised you even remember how to spell that. Afterall, it's been years since you had one, much less premature, eh?

When I finished my last Chemo treatment one of the nurses kissed me on the cheek. I told her that was as close to having sex that I've come in over ten years! At my age they don't call it an erection, they call it a resurrection. :)

[leftysixty]

When the cat has been shot 2 or more times it ain't a ND! Just say'n, been there done that only it were a S&W mdl 39!

:2rolleyes:

[GROTMAN]

I'll let you know how things worked out as soon as I get out of this body cast. :)

Muggsy if it will help you square things with the wife, I know where you can get a free replacement for her..
http://www.gypsyjournal.com/Member/ID573/images/658_free_cat.1.jpg (http://www.sodahead.com/fun/the-perfect-weather-predictor/question-2038291/?page=2)

[yqtszhj]

Muggsy if it will help you square things with the wife, I know where you can get a free replacement for her..
http://www.gypsyjournal.com/Member/ID573/images/658_free_cat.1.jpg (http://www.sodahead.com/fun/the-perfect-weather-predictor/question-2038291/?page=2)

Now thats good. When my inlaws were staying with us for a few months my father in law put a for sale sign over an armadillo that met its end at the curb. I thought it was pretty funny but my neighbor didn't see the humor. When he started ranting about it I thought it was ironic given all the redneck things he did.

[muggsy]

Apparently some of our more politically correct members aren't too happy with this post. Some of them didn't understand that it was posted as humor. I'd like everyone to know that my wife and I have never owned a cat and I'm not in the habit of twirling loaded guns in my living room. After sixty years of shooting I still haven't experienced a negligent discharge and I'm not in a full body cast. I'd also like everyone to know that while I may still may die of lung cancer that I haven't lost my sense of humor, warped as it may be. My apologies to anyone who may have been offended by my post.

[AJBert]

Did your really get some private nastygrams? Say it ain't so!

[muggsy]

I didn't. Bawanna did.

[yqtszhj]

I didn't. Bawanna did.

That's just part of his Admin training. It's all resume material. You did him a favor. ;)

[Bawanna]

I was just coming to do that. I quit.:D

[Ronni3_J]

Apparently some of our more politically correct members aren't too happy with this post. Some of them didn't understand that it was posted as humor. I'd like everyone to know that my wife and I have never owned a cat and I'm not in the habit of twirling loaded guns in my living room. After sixty years of shooting I still haven't experienced a negligent discharge and I'm not in a full body cast. I'd also like everyone to know that while I may still may die of lung cancer that I haven't lost my sense of humor, warped as it may be. My apologies to anyone who may have been offended by my post.

No need to apologize, we still live in a free country...just not sure for how much longer ;)

[muggsy]

I was just coming to do that. I quit.:D

I hope that was meant as humor. Stick around. This place is boring enough without Jocko.

[downtownv]

Try taping a splint with 2 tongue depressors , cut down to size as needed (sand smooth)

[Longitude Zero]

I hope that was meant as humor. Stick around. This place is boring enough without Jocko.

Jocko who???

[GROTMAN]

I didn't. Bawanna did.

Bet it was Jocko. Probably misread your post and thought it was a sheep instead of a cat. :)

[CJB]

No, it was, or one of us was, me. On behalf of the female better half.

There was no political correctness involved.

Instead, she often looks over my shoulder, which is fine, since usually I'm just looking at naked women.

This time she saw Muggs' post and hit the flippin ceiling. I mean she went gonzo over the top.

She was going to call the ASPCA, PITA, our internet provider, and Kahr themselves.

I had to restrain her!

My hopes were... that it was a joke... and it would be "explained" nicely as a bit of locker room humor, of sorts.

The dear lady has fourteen cats, and no children. I suffer with both conditions.

Dunno if anyone else complained, but that's my end of things. Nothin' personal Muggs.

[SlowBurn]

No, it was, or one of us was, me. On behalf of the female better half.
There was no political correctness involved.
Instead, she often looks over my shoulder, which is fine, since usually I'm just looking at naked women.
This time she saw Muggs' post and hit the flippin ceiling. I mean she went gonzo over the top.
She was going to call the ASPCA, PITA, our internet provider, and Kahr themselves.
I had to restrain her!
My hopes were... that it was a joke... and it would be "explained" nicely as a bit of locker room humor, of sorts.
The dear lady has fourteen cats, and no children. I suffer with both conditions.
Dunno if anyone else complained, but that's my end of things. Nothin' personal Muggs.

Takes a big man to own up to all that. There's a purrfect cartoon but I won't post it til she's off line.

[muggsy]

No, it was, or one of us was, me. On behalf of the female better half.

There was no political correctness involved.

Instead, she often looks over my shoulder, which is fine, since usually I'm just looking at naked women.

This time she saw Muggs' post and hit the flippin ceiling. I mean she went gonzo over the top.

She was going to call the ASPCA, PITA, our internet provider, and Kahr themselves.

I had to restrain her!

My hopes were... that it was a joke... and it would be "explained" nicely as a bit of locker room humor, of sorts.

The dear lady has fourteen cats, and no children. I suffer with both conditions.

Dunno if anyone else complained, but that's my end of things. Nothin' personal Muggs.

CJB, you should tell your wife that a smiley face at the end of a sentence or post indicates humor. Better still, you might want to tell your wife to stop looking over your shoulder and invading your privacy. Nothin personal, JMHO.

[CJB]

No privacy, and she prefers my taste in nekkid women!

[Bawanna]

If I looked at nekkid woman and my wife looked over my shoulder, she'd push me down a flight of steps.

[muggsy]

My wife didn't care where I got my appetite as long as I came home for dinner. :)

[berettabone]

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:p

[GROTMAN]

I find all this talk of nekkid women disturbing. Im emailing Bawanna about this right away. :rolleyes:

[Bawanna]

If you send pictures be discreet, wife's home this weekend and I'll want to be covert ya know?

[Baklash]

My buddy's wife had a doberman that hated him. Wife went to their 2nd home at the beach for a month. He came home from work, the dog was in the back yard growling at him. He shot the doberman, buried him in the yard, and poured a new cement patio over the top. When she came home she asked him where her dog was. He said it was probably around there somewhere. Wife loved the new patio, but never found her dog. True story. Name will remain confidential to protect the guilty.

[ltxi]

Naked wimmen no longer impress me....pics or in person....unless they're fulfilling, or about to, a useful purpose.

[Barth]

Sounds like that cat was coming right at you!
You had no options.
I'm sure that cat has shifty eyes too!
Sounds like accidental discharge with extreme prejudice to me.:cool:
I think your fine.

[Barth]

My buddy's wife had a doberman that hated him. Wife went to their 2nd home at the beach for a month. He came home from work, the dog was in the back yard growling at him. He shot the doberman, buried him in the yard, and poured a new cement patio over the top. When she came home she asked him where her dog was. He said it was probably around there somewhere. Wife loved the new patio, but never found her dog. True story. Name will remain confidential to protect the guilty.

Right, I think I already know who the protected is - LOL!
Carry On...