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jeepster09
01-26-2016, 06:19 PM
Father walks into a restaurant with his young son.
He gives the young boy three 10c coins to play with to keep him
occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face....

The father realises the boy has swallowed the coins and starts
slapping him on the back..

The boy coughs up 2 of the 10cs but is still choking.
Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue
business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and
sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down,
neatly folds the newspaper, places it on the
counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully pulls down his pants;

takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist,

gently at first and then ever so firmly.. tighter and tighter !!!
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and
coughs up the last of the 10cs, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,

"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.................. Are you a doctor? "


'No,' the woman replied.

"I'm with the IRS"

wyntrout
01-27-2016, 11:43 AM
Ha! Ha!

I still need to receive a few things before I can do my taxes. I hope that I get a little bit back again this year. I don't usually overpay them... don't like them holding onto my money for free!

Wynn :)

TheTman
01-27-2016, 02:09 PM
LOL, but ain't that the truth!

RRP
01-27-2016, 02:35 PM
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I don't usually overpay them... don't like them holding onto my money for free!

Wynn :)

Smart man.

I am flabbergasted by the number of people who view their tax refund as a windfall, after they have overpaid the government all year long. Uncle Sam does not get an interest-free loan from me either.

muggsy
01-27-2016, 02:38 PM
I actually enjoy owing Uncle Sam a few hundred. :)

Bills1873
01-27-2016, 03:28 PM
And waiting until the very last effin minute to send the payment in!

kenemoore
01-27-2016, 04:18 PM
I shoot for +/- $200 each year, some years good, some not so good.

Bawanna
01-27-2016, 04:21 PM
I just hate having to pay any. I'd rather overpay and get 3000 back than have to pay 200 more.
Last couple years my wife worked just enough to apparently mess with the income window and didn't take out enough.

Paying even more sucks really really bad. If it's a forced savings plan so be it, better than having to pay for me.

Bills1873
01-27-2016, 07:00 PM
My mother is 85 years old and stresses over paying her taxes. That should not be!