PDA

View Full Version : Think I have a problem, can I sue Kahr?



4T5Guy
07-27-2010, 09:27 PM
If people can sue MacDonalds for getting fat, or the bar that "got them drunk", can I get some money from Kahr for not warning me about the potential of addiction in buying my first PM? Although not a true PM, my problem started with the gateway Kahr, the P380. Wonderfull. But I needed a PM9. Perfect, love it. Realizing that I might be developing a habit, I still went ahead and got a PM45, with NS's, awesome. What's one more I thought, this will be the last, I'll be happy. Last friday I got anouther PM9, (blackened), and a C/T laser for it sould be here the first of next week. I promised myself that I would sell the first PM9, and have three different buyers, but I can't sell it. I really like it that much, and the new one is like a different hammer, right? You wouldn't frame with a big ball pean, right, right? (But I already have 42 different "hammers", four of them being Kahrs, bought just in the last four months). Any twelve step programs out there for Kahr addicts? Shouldn't there be warnings somewhere? It's really not my fault, is it?

jlottmc
07-27-2010, 09:33 PM
Why would you want to, so that you raise the prices for the rest of us? This is what I mean when I say welcome to the asylum. We do warn that they have bunny juice and crack in the grip frames. The Kahr is hard to put down, and they seem to multiply. Just deal with it like the rest of us do. Feed them, feed them often and get new stable mates as you can. Only medicine I know of for that ailment...

jfrey
07-27-2010, 09:41 PM
You are definately in need of some counseling. I suggest you contact the nearest gun shop or shooting range and sign up for at least the minimum amount of treatment. It is well known on this forum that Kahrs can become addictive. One will lead to two and so on. Almost as bad as 1911's. Get treatment fast before your banker finds out you have the bug.

You don't really need an excuse to buy an new Kahr, just money.

PigButtons
07-28-2010, 10:17 AM
You guys are terrible. Here our friend, or at least my friend, has a real problem. You wouldn't tell a friend with a gambling addiction to move to Las Vegas, or an alcoholic to go to work for Johnny Walker. "Friend", send me your Kahrs, I will feed and water them while you recover. If after you no longer "need" to hold their beautiful little bodies in your hands at night, you want them back so you can sell them, I will gladly return them to you (or your 12 step counsellor ) to sell. I hope this helps, and this offer is extended to any others out there to whom the shame of coming out is too embarrassing. Just PM me and I will give you the shipping details.

cgo99
07-28-2010, 11:32 AM
You guys are terrible. Here our friend, or at least my friend, has a real problem. You wouldn't tell a friend with a gambling addiction to move to Las Vegas, or an alcoholic to go to work for Johnny Walker. "Friend", send me your Kahrs, I will feed and water them while you recover. If after you no longer "need" to hold their beautiful little bodies in your hands at night, you want them back so you can sell them, I will gladly return them to you (or your 12 step counsellor ) to sell. I hope this helps, and this offer is extended to any others out there to whom the shame of coming out is too embarrassing. Just PM me and I will give you the shipping details.
What an incredible generous heart you have, is almost like you only care for you fellow Kahr owners and not yourself. I commend you, keep up the charity work :p.
The world needs more people like you, I'm sure you generosity will be repaid one day :angel:.

RogerP9fan
07-28-2010, 01:08 PM
We can just start a new support group, "Kahraholics Anonymous" and we can try to listen to eachother's compulsive tendencies to continually add to our Kahr collections until we're broke. Then we can offer advise on the benefits of moderation and the realization that sometimes we should just be happy with what we have and move on to contribute to society and try to make the world a better place through our efforts.
Then again, I haven't even received my new P9 yet, in fact, I've never even seen a Kahr pistol in person much less held one. So please, keep in mind, all of the above mentioned may just be mumbo jumbo here very shortly as perhaps I'll need the CW40, the PM45, the K9, etc..... At that point, you can include me in the lawsuit against Kahr because they have created a compulsive lightweight, quality, comfortable pistol buying addict that suffered financial losses as a result.

jocko
07-28-2010, 01:26 PM
You are definately in need of some counseling. I suggest you contact the nearest gun shop or shooting range and sign up for at least the minimum amount of treatment. It is well known on this forum that Kahrs can become addictive. One will lead to two and so on. Almost as bad as 1911's. Get treatment fast before your banker finds out you have the bug.

You don't really need an excuse to buy an new Kahr, just money.

until Bawanna gets back from alaska, He will council him andset him corect in his ways:banplease:

4T5Guy
07-28-2010, 09:28 PM
Thank you all for your, well somewhat supportive, and yet very strange responses. I thought that someone was peeking in on me. I actually was profesionaly and respectfully handling my Kahrs. I was not at night, holding their sleek, slender, gracefully beautifull little bodies as PigButtons alluded to. He has a very sick mind and I think that is perverted that he saw it the way he did. He will not be an option for a foster home. Thank you all for your "help". It appears that you all are as messed up as I am.

Jeremiah/Az
07-28-2010, 11:20 PM
There is absolutely nothing wrong with you fondling your Kahrs!

RogerP9fan
07-29-2010, 12:10 AM
Define "messed up".

Bawanna
07-29-2010, 12:12 AM
If people can sue MacDonalds for getting fat, or the bar that "got them drunk", can I get some money from Kahr for not warning me about the potential of addiction in buying my first PM? Although not a true PM, my problem started with the gateway Kahr, the P380. Wonderfull. But I needed a PM9. Perfect, love it. Realizing that I might be developing a habit, I still went ahead and got a PM45, with NS's, awesome. What's one more I thought, this will be the last, I'll be happy. Last friday I got anouther PM9, (blackened), and a C/T laser for it sould be here the first of next week. I promised myself that I would sell the first PM9, and have three different buyers, but I can't sell it. I really like it that much, and the new one is like a different hammer, right? You wouldn't frame with a big ball pean, right, right? (But I already have 42 different "hammers", four of them being Kahrs, bought just in the last four months). Any twelve step programs out there for Kahr addicts? Shouldn't there be warnings somewhere? It's really not my fault, is it?

You just need to simply break it down in a meaningful format. The 4 you list (so far) are different. You can start with the want versus need method. Do you only want these lovely beauties or do you need them. Does want qualify as a need. I want therefore I need to satisfiy my desire.
One Kahr a month seems reasonable enough to me as long as your children aren't eating dog food and they have a roof over their head. And actually some of the dog food these days isn't all that bad and a good bridge qualifies as a roof. Not so good for walls and the time of year makes a big difference.
I think your ok. I see no mention of a 40, is that next?