I can't stop laughing

[Tuco]

If you have some time and want an entertaining read, this link about the mall ninja has brought me to tears.

www.lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

Enjoy.

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[downtownv]

That a Bad Mamma Jamma!
Good to know he's blending in somewhere, makes me feel safe and secure.

[berettabone]

Wtf????????????????

[b4uqzme]

I drifted off there a little in the middle...but funny as he11 :p !

[Iggy]

Lawdy, lawdy, I had plumb forgot about Gecko 45.. Use to read his ramblings back when he was posting.. He was hilarious.



https://s.yimg.com/fz/api/res/1.2/DPcG4hUl5PK49GiGbuwtsA--/YXBwaWQ9c3JjaGRkO2g9NjQwO3E9OTU7dz00ODA-/http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k190/simplyrugged/internet-soldier.jpg

[mr surveyor]

Lawdy, lawdy, I had plumb forgot about Gecko 45.. Use to read his ramblings back when he was posting.. He was hilarious.



https://s.yimg.com/fz/api/res/1.2/DPcG4hUl5PK49GiGbuwtsA--/YXBwaWQ9c3JjaGRkO2g9NjQwO3E9OTU7dz00ODA-/http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k190/simplyrugged/internet-soldier.jpg


yep, I followed the exploits of Gecko when he was still posting live ... and have since spent hours of memorable entertainment reading his amazing life accounts in the archives :crazy:


jd

[RolandD]

Deft and subtle trolling right there.

[Tuco]

I envy those of you who got to follow his accounts "live." Sunshine and a good laugh everyday is chicken soup for the soul.

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[getsome]

Gotta love the "Mall Ninja" Yesterday at the Walmart right up the street from my house some guy tried to steal 3 flat screen TV sets and when the loss prevention officer tried to stop him in the parking lot he got shot dead....Dude got away, too bad Gecko45 wasn't on the job, he could have called in a napalm air strike or something and got the guy....

[b4uqzme]

For real? The Walmart cop was shot dead? That's bad. Maybe mall ninja's not so far off after all.

[getsome]

Yep, made it to the hospital but died....Scares me because I have been to that store many times for ammo because they have a good sporting goods dept...Cant be too careful anywhere you go these days....Sad for the family, guy was only 25 and probably not making much money...

http://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/120894209-story

[Bawanna]

Yeah I feel badly for Loss Prevention folks. I work with them a lot here at the department. We're basically both office pukes but they have to confront thieves and neerdowells unarmed per store policy.

They are not to approach or pursue anyone with any sign of a weapon. One case one of the items shoplifted was a folding knife, one of them cheap ones in the plastic case you need the knife to get open. They didn't approach due to that.

With camera's and stuff they got now days they can do a lot. Pretty amazing really.

[DavidWJ]

LOL... I could believe this guy was in prison. Probably got out and is now writing video games... LOL...

[Tuco]

Prison makes sense. He needed some time to weave those tales.

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[Tuco]

And I wouldn't make a very good loss prevention guy. Sam Walton himself would be more likely to chase Walmart TV'S than I would.

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[Armybrat]

I well remember that Gecko idiot. He did a masterful job of what is now called "trolling". That was about the time this picture hit the Internet:

http://www.tacticalshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/fat1.jpg

Loss prevention jobs can really suck, even when the cops are called. This case in an Austin Walmart several years ago ended up with a dead police officer, and his murderer sentenced to death. The killer was a drunk/drugged young man who was some kind of college graduate software engineer working in the tech industry - not the typical thug:

http://www.odmp.org/officer/21219-senior-police-officer-jaime-d-padron