Four italian ladies !!!

[downtownv]

FOUR ITALIAN LADIES !!!



http://www.kahrtalk.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13731&stc=1

These four older ladies who lived in Naples , Italy , always sat outside
together near the church and chatted about when they were younger.

One month ago they pooled their money together and bought a laptop.

Never having been to, but having heard all about Florida , they just
happened to click on St. Augustine , Florida . They read all about the
Fountain of Youth, claimed by the Spaniards when they arrived there.

They collected up all they had left and sent for four bottles of the water.
As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed.

The rest of this story will make you a believer, because here they are today...

http://www.kahrtalk.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13732&stc=1

No. This is TRUE! Really!

Would we lie to you?

We have a limited supply of this water available

at an incredibly low price of just $199.95 a bottle.

Seriously!

HURRY BEFORE THE INVENTORY RUNS OUT!

Make checks payable to:

DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL COMMITTEE.

You can trust us. You know we would never lie to you especially

about your healthcare.

[JohnR]

Well, it's on the internet, so it must be true!

[Bobshouse]

Hey it's true, I ordered myself a bottle got it yesterday and finished it off last night. Took this pic of myself this morning!

Thanks for the link!

Bob

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[Bawanna]

Looking fine Bob.

[Bobshouse]

Well, thanks Bawanna, but now I gotta worry about cellulite.

[Bawanna]

Well tell me what cellulite looks like and I'll help ya look for it.................

[downtownv]

Well tell me what cellulite looks like and I'll help ya look for it.................

Me thinks its hidden under the Black Fabric!

[Armybrat]

Well, thanks Bawanna, but now I gotta worry about cellulite.

And which public restroom to use?

[GROTMAN]

Now I'm confused. Have been very confident all my life that I'm straight.. but kind of getting funny feelings for bob..:confused:

[Bawanna]

Thank goodness I'm not alone.

[Bobshouse]

Well thank goodness it wore off, I was getting tired of playing with myself.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UOVgTrAvQi0/Ue2xPxa8TGI/AAAAAAAAIr8/lYw6dzBkxVk/s1600/FatSelfie.jpg

[Bawanna]

Well crap Bob, I think it's time we started seeing other people. Nothing personal, we can still be friends right?

[Bobshouse]

Sure we can Bawanna! By the way, did you get that bottle of water I mailed to you last week?:rolleyes:

[CPTKILLER]

:D

No doubt someone will go for it.

[Bawanna]

Sure we can Bawanna! By the way, did you get that bottle of water I mailed to you last week?:rolleyes:

NO. But my mailman is looking smoking hot lately, hmmm, makes me wonder. I'll keep ya posted.

[knkali]

what do you call 4 Italian women locked in a basement?......................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ............A whine cellar!