Special prayer request, if you please

[CJB]

Gents, I humbly ask that you keep yours truly in your prayers.

The significant other just took deposit money from a gal who will be renting the spare suite here.

I do not know if I can handle a 25 year year old very fit leggy blonde who dresses in runnin' shorts and a top like they wear for USA ladies Olympic beach volleyball.

I may need to stock up on Salts Peter, just to cope.

Pictures after the newbie moves in - Sept 1

[JohnR]

Fear not, to save you I'll switch places with you. My mother in law is staying with us currently!

[Riverbend]

Be strong, have faith in your relationship, and take the new matters in hand (if you get my drift)

[gb6491]

LOL, be careful boyo!
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[kwh]

As per usual, it ain't real until we see the pictures.

[Armybrat]

As an added precaution, hide all the sharp knives & tools in your abode and change the combination on your gun safe.

[ltxi]

You're stocking up on the wrong med, imo.

[Alfonse]

Do prayers that are made while laughing still count? Truly hope it all goes swimmingly for you CJB!

[knkali]

duuuude

[Bills1873]

IMHO, find another renter!

[Second Try]

Exactly what do you want us to pray for?

[CJB]

Well, pray for my sanity. Pray I don't have to deal with any monthly issues. Pray that I wont be finding sports bras hangin' in the laundry room. Pray I won't be caught with my boys hangin' outta my cut off shorts. I dunno.... but I know I need the help of the Almighty on this this one.

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It occurred to me that the security system may have grabbed a snap of her. It did. I had to crop the picture considerably, but there she is, in the light T shirt (that she just put on to come into the AC), with her friend, talking to my s/o, dressed in pink on the right. The s/o is 5'4", and I'm guessin' the new one here is about 5'10" or better.

She checked out on credit history, FDLE and NCIS, so.... we got a roomie, so help me God.

[JohnR]

Your wife deserves prayers too, I pray she's sane enough to allow this and isn't trying to set you up for an ambush!

[Bawanna]

I don't think it's wife, "significant other" which may be even worse.

[CJB]

Just s/o

[Ikeo74]

Better buy a gross of Viagra single packs to keep on hand.

[CJB]

Wtf for?

[JohnR]

I assumed SO meant Wife, sorry. Well if'n y'ain't married, whats the problem?

[CJB]

The s part of s/o

As in significant.

The again she hard dropped a 400lb sofa on my ankle today, pinnin it against a dolly frame. Woman has not a lick of sense when it comes to movin anythin larger than a pincusion

[CJB]

And think nothin of the wife and s/o mixup.... we been noted to fight worse than drunken Irish, worse than the Hatfields and McCoys... damn near as fierce as pair hitched up proper, so the mistake is somethin' I've grown accustomed to.

[getsome]

sounds like a code blue to me....

[ltxi]

And think nothin of the wife and s/o mixup.... we been noted to fight worse than drunken Irish, worse than the Hatfields and McCoys... damn near as fierce as pair hitched up proper, so the mistake is somethin' I've grown accustomed to.

I'm attuned to the terminology difference. Wife and I went through others confusion for 16 years before we got married 14 years ago.

[Bawanna]

So your saying I'm confused?

[jeepster09]

I understand the topic beyond the wording terminology text pragmatical placement of paragraphs, great choice of letters making words to explain the subject text of the situation at hand....

[Bawanna]

I haven't a clue what you just said. Is this Jocko?

[Bills1873]

Jeepster may be a lawyer.

[ltxi]

So your saying I'm confused?

Quite the opposite....s/o's are worse.

[340pd]

Your wife deserves prayers too, I pray she's sane enough to allow this and isn't trying to set you up for an ambush!

CBJ's so isn't worried. She knows if he tried anything his booking would be listed as, "assault with a dead weapon"