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Armybrat
06-01-2020, 09:04 PM
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jeepster09
06-02-2020, 08:08 PM
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Armybrat
06-07-2020, 06:17 PM
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dustnchips
06-07-2020, 07:31 PM
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Armybrat
06-07-2020, 09:04 PM
Lol
Armybrat
06-07-2020, 09:05 PM
On a lighter note....
GROTMAN
06-08-2020, 07:14 PM
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getsome
06-09-2020, 10:02 PM
I didn't know where else to post this other than the monthly comedy thread but I heard from a good friend today who works in Federal Law Enforcement who said that there is a rumor and lots of internet chatter that Antifa is making plans to try and disrupt the 80th annual Sturgis S.D. motorcycle rally this coming August....My first thought after I stopped laughing was Oh Hell Yea please do, I mean please, please, please do.....How cool would that be, I'm thinking about going just to watch the carnage and I haven't owned a bike in years.....
yqtszhj
06-10-2020, 09:21 AM
I didn't know where else to post this other than the monthly comedy thread but I heard from a good friend today who works in Federal Law Enforcement who said that there is a rumor and lots of internet chatter that Antifa is making plans to try and disrupt the 80th annual Sturgis S.D. motorcycle rally this coming August....My first thought after I stopped laughing was Oh Hell Yea please do, I mean please, please, please do.....How cool would that be, I'm thinking about going just to watch the carnage and I haven't owned a bike in years.....
Now that would be something wouldn’t it.
dustnchips
06-10-2020, 09:36 AM
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Armybrat
06-10-2020, 10:31 AM
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yqtszhj
06-10-2020, 01:25 PM
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Interesting. Since the Police department is closed down 911 referred me to the Department of Agriculture. They recommended composting as a possible solution since COVID-19 has the fertilizer plants shut down. They called it re-purposing I think. :banplease:
wyntrout
06-11-2020, 12:19 AM
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Bobshouse
06-11-2020, 12:08 PM
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Just sat down with a cup of coffee and a hash brown.....thanks!
Armybrat
06-11-2020, 02:23 PM
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BirdsThaWord
06-11-2020, 06:50 PM
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Friggin awesome!
Armybrat
06-12-2020, 08:44 AM
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wyntrout
06-13-2020, 05:25 PM
A wealthy land owner in Africa had a dachshund.
One day, the dachshund wanders off chasing butterflies and before long discovers that he is lost. In wandering about, he notices a leopard heading in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.
The dachshund thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now! Then notices some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on them with his back to the approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is about to pounce, the dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here."
Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, a look of terror comes over him, and he quietly slinks away into the trees.
"Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had me."
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can use this and trade it for protection from the leopard.
So, off he goes. However, the dachshund sees him heading after the leopard and realizes what is up.....
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes his deal.
The leopard is furious at being made a fool and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and watch what's going to happen to that conniving canine."
Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" "I can't out run them." So instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them... and just when they get close enough to hear..... the dachshund says...
"Where's that darn monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"
Armybrat
06-13-2020, 06:43 PM
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Armybrat
06-14-2020, 11:41 AM
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Armybrat
06-16-2020, 09:46 AM
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jeepster09
06-16-2020, 05:45 PM
18 Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Wives
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
4. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
5. A dog's parents never visit.
6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
7. Dogs seldom outlive you.
8. Dogs can't talk.
9. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
10. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
11. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
12. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
13. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
14. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad they just think it's interesting.
15. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
16. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.
17. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.
And, last but not least:
18. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
Armybrat
06-17-2020, 06:40 PM
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jeepster09
06-18-2020, 10:49 AM
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jeepster09
06-22-2020, 04:56 PM
A wise old biker..
A crusty old biker [Jocko?]out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:
COLD BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHEESEBURGER: $2..50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.
She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker. "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help You?" The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady,"
he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am".
The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger" .
Armybrat
06-23-2020, 01:34 PM
Good stuff Jeepster, my wife laughed too!
Armybrat
06-23-2020, 01:36 PM
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dustnchips
06-23-2020, 02:15 PM
Any old driver can miss a pot hole, but it takes anexcellent driver to hit them all.
Armybrat
06-25-2020, 02:14 PM
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^^^Nice
Looks like Rosie grabbed ahold and wouldn't let go
Barth
06-28-2020, 04:48 PM
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Armybrat
06-29-2020, 09:01 AM
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King Rat
06-30-2020, 03:39 PM
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Now a days it is hard to tell if that is a joke or for Real. For sure it is enough to burn a city down. I see that the Dem's in California are changing the Name of the John Wayne airport. Seems he is a racist as well. Basically they are attacking anything American.
Bawanna
06-30-2020, 03:49 PM
Holy crap, now they messing with John Wayne. Load up boys, time to play cowboys and morons.
dustnchips
06-30-2020, 04:23 PM
I think there are more morons than bullets.
AJBert
06-30-2020, 06:13 PM
I think there are more morons than bullets.
"One shot...two kills".
getsome
06-30-2020, 06:42 PM
Don't ever mess with the Duke, saddle up boys
GROTMAN
07-01-2020, 03:24 PM
"One shot...two kills".
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