June Jocularity

[340pd]

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[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/img_2862_jpg-2403945-jpg.1005769/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1654086507391-png.1005780/

[jeepster09]

.......

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/a-jpg.1005817/

[Armybrat]

…….

[Armybrat]

………

[340pd]

I hope this one doesn't go to waste,

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/screenshot_20220602-014016_opera-jpg.1006464/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/ezgif-3-00e72cb312-jpg.1006286/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1654108901817-png.1006074/

[dustnchips]

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[jeepster09]

.......

[340pd]

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[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/1654080639472-png.11889/

[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/1654081496728-png.11890/

[getsome]

I’m sure there are some little children who were in a classroom in Texas last week that wished their teacher had a shotgun under her desk to stop the noise and madness…….

[King Rat]

https://www.americanthinker.com/images/bucket/2022-05/238047_5_.jpg

[jeepster09]

Go get tested....

[kenemoore]

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/286152687_10158265768526386_5954006002138966141_n. jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s600x600&_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=pGOgol3VVrQAX-sRKU1&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=00_AT8EvX0Lfqq12mh059JL0eNsDUOnDK14-pxVDnkP-CUGow&oe=62A0F126

[Armybrat]

..…

[340pd]

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[dustnchips]

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[jeepster09]

.....

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/weird-18ff-jpg.1009653/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/arw-2g7fic_t3-jpg.1009632/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1654613764446-png.1010178/

[kenemoore]

EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS

1. A man comes into the ER and yells . . .'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.'

I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear.

Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - -
and I was in the wrong one.

Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald,
San Francisco

2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.

'Big breaths,’ I instructed.
'Yes, they used to be,’ Replied the patient.

Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes,
Seattle, WA

3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct.

Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.'

Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg

4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications.
'Which one?’ I asked.
'The patch.'
'The Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours
and now I'm running out of places to put it!'

I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see.

Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!
Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.

Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair,
Norfolk, VA

5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked,
'How long have you been bedridden?'

After a look of complete confusion she answered,
' Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive.'

Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson,
Corvallis, OR

6. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man I asked . . .' So how's your breakfast this morning?'
'It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste,' Bob replied.

I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.'

Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf,
Detroit

7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos,
and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery.

When she was completely disrobed on the operating table,
the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green
and above it there was a Tattoo that read . . .' Keep off the grass.'

Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, Which said, 'Sorry . . . Had to mow the lawn.'

Submitted by RN no name,

AND FINALLY!!

8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB,
I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams.
To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing, further embarrassing me.

I looked up from my work and sheepishly said . . ..
' I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?'

She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard . . ..

' No doctor but the song you were whistling was,
' I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.'

Dr. Wouldn't submit his name....

1 MORE
Baby's First Doctor Visit

This made me laugh out loud.
I hope it will give you a smile!

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed,' she replied.

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,
'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'

'I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.'

[jeepster09]

At the Urologist
Patient standing with his pants down around his ankles and bent over the exam table:
Dr. lubing up his latex gloves...Alright now Dave, I know this is your first prostate exam so try not to get an erection:

Patient....Wait a minute, my names Steve

Dr.....I know, my name's Dave

[340pd]

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgz-GK5rfiVmLLoT0EnFyKoOdijpDgwJQ3XeGXFTaASy6ftf0W7xyq hp5ogshQEtBn0nfQR03V183L8xtYt08eMaexuRluu_biQNZbzn h97711bdv3XpZwc9cl_6qvKHUzI7TcCl1wwrJ6Uatnh8pAyR74 El2kmAXXcEMTAQRx-abeByNIy3i488AOqkA/s320/1%20(50).jpg

[340pd]

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjh-23rznWvhH9msfXARywa8YuAu9U7tUVECi8RMpXIbNDiZhYRTdf M6hSG7_r3gZTPUCfJn2SgonjKdvaCCvmLi5A-n3-em_TSXBZFZyRPPirAitFScjU_T-wcfAx0LtWmdWCzHYXXq9uUtGT2R4D8M-q3FLCPD62mj72WcXj7YtTN1nAZtEt-jl3jbQ/s320/1%20(62).jpg

[340pd]

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-ayJYHcK0lE216o0UnQJa1nqJz0q7eGnsEScXNV55INlEqv7DxC ZiU3I0Y9A_OJK6efWty5BXY6k2TLCHimeBD5BkKoTm3SlJBdmY 4Fq44TJxcwJNE8dvBp_n9C3DpYhm9fMLqle-3Z5u_1K1Gsx6-pnsP48Uq753p8PpaNBp-dpwzuSl2LRNcTv3Tg/s320/1%20(39).jpg

[getsome]

Bob decides that for their tenth anniversary he would surprise his wife with a dream second honeymoon trip to Costa Rica and when they got there it was perfect, the resort was fantastic with beautiful beaches, great food and everything you could think of but one of the more popular attractions was the nightly feeding of the saltwater crocodiles down at the lagoon so while watching the resort worker feed whole chickens to the prehistoric beasts the guy turns to the crowd to say the resort has a contest that if anyone is brave enough to dive in and swim the fifty yards over to the boat dock while we are feeding the crocs there is a million dollar prize…….Everyone in the crowd laughed and said no way, you’re crazy but suddenly there was a splash and there was Bob swimming like Mark Spitz with hungry crocodiles right behind him looking for desert but somehow he makes it and the dock workers pull him from the water just in time and the guy said, man you are the bravest dude I’ve ever seen, nobody has ever tried to win the million dollar prize before and a very shaken Bob said, brave hell, I was pushed which proves that behind every successful man there is a conniving woman…..

[jeepster09]

.......

[Armybrat]

You can’t make this stuff up!
Woman catches STD from boyfriend in his car - sues GEICO for $5.2 million… and wins!

https://www.pilotonline.com/nation-world/vp-nw-std-car-geico-insurance-20220608-jh2o27ahybcyxck3ol66wm2qx4-story.html

[getsome]

The guy should counter sue her because she should have noticed when he pulled down his boxers there was an erect little green gecko there……

[lesptr]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220610/a17f8d9a4decc92dd6ff1a403419b35a.jpg
That little effer gets around.

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/b5ccc8f3-bd5d-4f09-8f54-62ff305bc907-jpeg.1011779/

[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[Armybrat]

55 years ago today….

[Bawanna]

Dang you was a handsome dude and married a smoking hottie. Congratulations on a big anniversary.

[dao]

Congrats Army! And to Mrs. Army too!!

[getsome]

Ditto, ya done real good Army…..Congratulations to you and Mrs. Army!

[GROTMAN]

Lumber, tools ... the prices are going sky high. https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/1-jpeg.12046/

[getsome]

Lumber, tools ... the prices are going sky high. https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/1-jpeg.12046/

Must be the glass cutting department…..

[kenemoore]

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[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1654973999290-png.1013083/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1654970260558-png.1013047/

[getsome]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1654970260558-png.1013047/

Yep

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1654984844235-png.1013233/

[King Rat]

https://i.imgur.com/uCX6kdE.png

[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/1655117893667-png.12102/

[Armybrat]

…..

[jeepster09]

......

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/ezgif-5-d65f816c4a-jpg.1015048/

[dustnchips]

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[King Rat]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EbPWLoPXkAIF6pu?format=jpg&name=900x900

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/the_new_roomba-jpg.1015175/

[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/2-jpg.12133/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1655241488518-png.1015394/

[sorcerer]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1655241488518-png.1015394/
Unless it’s a lab. Then games on.

[Armybrat]

…….

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/ezgif-5-3ccd65e8a6-jpg.1015656/

[340pd]

[img] https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/jiujitsu-jpg.1015521//img]

[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[jeepster09]

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[jeepster09]

.......

[jeepster09]

..N

[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/1654946098852-png.12058/

[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/fvr8ndqxwaekjay-jpg.12164/

[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/1655303405064-png.12169/

[getsome]

Yep

[lesptr]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220616/902b60d055206b1eaeda78146925fb57.jpg

[jeepster09]

.......

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/poles-jpg.1016252/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/memorial-jpg.1016264/

[340pd]

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[dao]

Yep. It's how I fed my candy habit as a young'un. Five cents for the quart bottles, two cents for the singles. Back when stores had all the penny candy a boy could want.

[berettabone]

We had a couple places that always left their empties outside. Nuff said.:cool:....................................... ........

[dustnchips]

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[GROTMAN]

[QUOTE=340pd;431465] https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/66i-2hswz5_t3-jpg.1015828/[/QUO

WHEN I WAS YOUNG (AROUND 14/15 OR SO) MY UNCLE USED TO OWN A DAIRY FARM. HE ALWAYS USED TO TAKE HIS COWS TO THE COUNTY FAIR AND I WOULD STAY WITH HIM TO HELP OUT SOME. I WOULD ROAM THE FAIRGROUND AND FIND BOTTLES AND TRADE THEM IN FOR I THINK 2CENTS A BOTTLE. THEY HAD A BASKETBALL STAND WHERE YOU COULD WIN CIGARETTES. I WAS A PRETTY GOOD SHOT AND WON A LOT OF THEM. DID NOT SMOKE SO SOLD THEM AND MADE ENOUGH MONEY DOING THAT FOR RIDES, FOOD AND PLAY GAMES WHERE I WOULD WIN SOME STUFFED ANIMALS WHICH I FOUND OUT IF YOU CARRIED THEM AROUND DREW A LOT OF ATTENTION FROM THE GIRLS. FUN TIMES ;)

[getsome]

We had a couple places that always left their empties outside. Nuff said.:cool:....................................... ........

Back then the grocery stores would stack the wood cases of empty bottles on the back loading docks for the Cocola (southern for Coca-Cola) and the Pepsi delivery drivers to pick up so our group of young enterprising future business entrepreneurs would visit the A&P store and grab a few cases and cross the railroad tracks and Peachtree Rd and go cash them in at the Colonial store for some change and while there we would swipe a couple cases off their dock and cash them in at the A&P so it was a win/win for everyone and the environment, whales and the planet were saved…..Organized crime paid pretty good back then and it’s amazing how much stuff you could buy with a buck fifty in 1968.

[dustnchips]

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[jeepster09]

Back then the grocery stores would stack the wood cases of empty bottles on the back loading docks for the Cocola (southern for Coca-Cola) and the Pepsi delivery drivers to pick up so our group of young enterprising future business entrepreneurs would visit the A&P store and grab a few cases and cross the railroad tracks and Peachtree Rd and go cash them in at the Colonial store for some change and while there we would swipe a couple cases off their dock and cash them in at the A&P so it was a win/win for everyone and the environment, whales and the planet were saved…..Organized crime paid pretty good back then and it’s amazing how much stuff you could buy with a buck fifty in 1968.


In my neighborhood we just went for the pop and not the bottles....we went to the local gas station after they closed with a cup and bottle opener....we all got free pop out of the machines. All you had to do is open the door and pick one :behindsofa:

[getsome]

In my neighborhood we just went for the pop and not the bottles....we went to the local gas station after they closed with a cup and bottle opener....we all got free pop out of the machines. All you had to do is open the door and pick one :behindsofa:

Well damned if you ain’t a dog faced pony soldier………

[berettabone]

A gas station on the corner had a machine outside. We figured out that if you smacked it just right, halfway down in the center, it would give you a free soda. The owner must have known but never fixed it.

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/72655737-d6a6-43cd-809a-307a309bdb6a-jpeg.1016889/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1655457101997-png.1016902/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/image000000-3-jpg.1016787/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1655404514540-png.1016566/

[jeepster09]

He don't even know his name....

https://youtu.be/ha9XF8-ZUrk

[jeepster09]

A Man With No Enemies.
A Man with No Enemies…

Meet Walter Barnes

All golfers should live so long as to become this kind of old man!

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, Walter Barnes.

"Mr. Barnes, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," he replied gruffly.

"Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

"Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"

The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply,
"I outlived all them a$$holes."

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1655544765691-png.1017631/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/40a55e7abd30e6aa57d8fa97857b2f54f767fceb928ad20415 7844bf99d742bb-jpg.1017550/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1655543306999-png.1017623/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1655484334543-png.1017163/

[jeepster09]

.....

[berettabone]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1655543306999-png.1017623/ When I was a kid, my old man had a couple of muskets. An 1850 Tower and an 1860 Springfield. He used to go to musket meets where guys would shoot their muskets and bet cash. He was 4 guys down the line when one of the guys somehow over loaded his musket. As they say, took the side of his head clean off. That's when they went up on the wall, never to be fired again.

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/__b3059b7875b0c60ad548b1176edd1933_width-300-jpeg.1018212/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/__b08032d58affa84b17717e0befe9bb9e_width-300-jpeg.1018214/

[getsome]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/__b08032d58affa84b17717e0befe9bb9e_width-300-jpeg.1018214/

Tell this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSm7bjGjEwM

What a dork…..

[sorcerer]

I hate that style of peddle. I had something similar 50 years ago and did the same as Poor Joe. More than once.

[getsome]

I hate that style of peddle. I had something similar 50 years ago and did the same as Poor Joe. More than once.

I’d be willing to bet money that when that happened to you 50 years ago you were’t 79 years old riding a high dollar 10 speed bike wearing Ray-Ban aviator shades trying to pretend that you were an in shape tough big guy to the media……….Just sayin……..

[King Rat]

https://i.imgur.com/AGkb0kU.jpg

[Armybrat]

…….

[Armybrat]

……..

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/arr-2fuaun_t3-jpg.1018670/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/5bq-2hzcxr_t3-jpg.1018658/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/66i-2hztct_t3-jpg.1018665/

[jeepster09]

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[jeepster09]

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[Bawanna]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/5bq-2hzcxr_t3-jpg.1018658/

I rode most of the way from Missouri to Seattle just like that in a 57 Chevy 4 door.

[jeepster09]

Willie says it!

https://youtu.be/7CjH7hOuq_Q

[JohnR]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/66i-2hztct_t3-jpg.1018665/
I really think that’s how it’ll be. No judgment, just love and playtime. You might not even have to feed or clean up after them.

[lesptr]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220620/27539d4bdb8887b454c41a997eed344f.jpg

[yqtszhj]

I rode most of the way from Missouri to Seattle just like that in a 57 Chevy 4 door.

I was Nashville, TN to Charleston, SC in I think a 67 Chevy red in color just like this. Don’t know how I fit in that rear deck.

19036

[kenemoore]

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/289386596_5527704293908046_4826368063101100142_n.j pg?stp=dst-jpg_s600x600&_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=pOAf09F8ZrAAX822cUe&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=00_AT9qBZGp3bRpu2yOVXkzDCcjxDUwxYZoMAAEJas5ZWLm AQ&oe=62B4CA8A

[Armybrat]

I was Nashville, TN to Charleston, SC in I think a 67 Chevy red in color just like this. Don’t know how I fit in that rear deck.

19036
Our first car we bought together was a ‘67 Malibu…. A rich blue color. Best GM car I ever had.

[Armybrat]

…..

[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/1655426300049-png.12197/

[kenemoore]

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/289728114_1675831892770992_762541334726546363_n.jp g?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=aJeFFn0TxsUAX8f-UIa&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=00_AT-CFdQHZGTdzuOnHNQlbCCqS5iQQ6Sl09MAR9oNcA6mhw&oe=62B6AFF0

[jeepster09]

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[jeepster09]

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[kenemoore]

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[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/1655811923535-png.12273/

[Armybrat]

..…

[jeepster09]

......

[Armybrat]

..….

[wyntrout]

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/289661533_5283506275025546_6453698463778218831_n.j pg?_nc_cat=108&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=fOypf22yLqgAX-aYR-m&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=00_AT92InzdZb6CvtWlLwPpz1nUIVy8F8J3H5N5lCV1FIXJ GA&oe=62BACEF4

[kenemoore]

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/289897683_10159330307883477_3272419015032543218_n. jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=HVCYmW2oOkMAX_dLwa5&tn=s8SA0Ul8EyzB41s9&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=00_AT-SioINIZ6qlG8frVnbHoTswuBN2Xgc9NxV39WarHG6uQ&oe=62B91FFA

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/21q-2i4h1h_t3-jpg.1021296/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/66i-2i5omd_t3-jpg.1021299/

[dustnchips]

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/290050823_5930795170271071_4345249589633091943_n.j pg?stp=dst-jpg_s720x720&_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=VFjoed9N-AYAX_MT2h2&tn=6wkPw99ysL0OhjTM&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-1.xx&oh=00_AT9rVx2ikkXs1gkwoNuYyp1VbthqW826avLDyvTn4Qje gQ&oe=62BA2CCD

[jeepster09]

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[dustnchips]

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/290111781_5930800776937177_1924877602586009409_n.j pg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=nLWtX-jwz5MAX8cs27K&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-1.xx&oh=00_AT-JIi4yi9FGd0ShBBj3_E6Fu_4Fh4BXfDW7VNCCmY5vSw&oe=62BB1414

[dustnchips]

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/289798630_3323517414534712_5589696597054425243_n.j pg?stp=dst-jpg_s720x720&_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=XdXCw0V3uHMAX_1VZP3&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-1.xx&oh=00_AT87AaTewL046yMjZXB1-mStfolBr6uwmMm1DpMS_vloyw&oe=62BAADFF

[jeepster09]

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[Armybrat]

I thought this made sense to me:

Think on this
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be very liberal, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words redistribution of wealth.
She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch conservative, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.
One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs.
The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father.
He responded by asking how she was doing in school.
Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.
Her father listened and then asked, "How is your friend Audrey doing?"
She replied, "Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the parties and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung over."
Her father asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA."
The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired back, "That's a crazy idea, how would that be fair! I've worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!"
The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, "Welcome to the conservative side of the fence."
If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him..
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and Jesus silenced.
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended."

author unknown…

[wyntrout]

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/290086477_572431214457267_6730016401621042531_n.jp g?stp=dst-jpg_p843x403&_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=I8_OmNlMPr4AX81Y1D5&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=00_AT-rocwsenY6IZ0kq11W9JZbWE_W8bdW4WElhSsmORPDCQ&oe=62BCAA50

[Armybrat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgd9hitEAE&t=152s

[wyntrout]

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/290186697_5170051129743682_4960825468985663346_n.j pg?_nc_cat=101&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=Lc2l3RSA6KUAX-30oYS&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=00_AT9P7IQQgAz0_qRK_igeqIecKosJf04B3NrKrT3EzFTg CQ&oe=62BDCF62"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads..."

[dao]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgd9hitEAE&t=152s


I'm not sure that I ever did....

[Armybrat]

Pelosi tries to elbow little brown girl out of the way at photo op.

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1541233440212733952?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5 Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1541252448966287361%7Ctwgr% 5E%7Ctwcon%5Es3_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews.com%2Fpolitics%2 Fmayra-flores-nancy-pelosi-push-daughter-photo-op

[jeepster09]

Hmmmmm......?

[getsome]

Lettering seen on independent roofer pickup truck to advertise that they offer stripping, spreading, laying, nailing as well as crack and hole filling….. I laughed but my wife put their number in her phone, should I be worried?

[BirdsThaWord]

Well if you need a roof, but things are kinda tight, I’m sure they can fit something in!

[JohnR]

Do they offer Ram Jack?

[Armybrat]

…….

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/fd23ca3443dd8cd2-jpg.1025476/

[dustnchips]

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[jeepster09]

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[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/2-jpg.12441/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1656525368346-png.1025820/

[wyntrout]

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/291045065_5035120489919575_1837653453380832978_n.j pg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=v5kCM9_F2XsAX9NqsNF&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=00_AT_Fk_jJ6MEHvPbStpavSlr0zaXtC01K-upwLI3CfVKzvg&oe=62C31ADC

[JohnR]

Bacon... The Impossible Salad

[wyntrout]

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[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/1655898816681-png.12289/

[GROTMAN]

FOR LIBERALS ONLY...
https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/290134605_10224279195401541_5055613643588650605_n-jpg.12313/

[GROTMAN]

FOUND THIS IN MY WIFES DRESSER ALONG WITH A LARGE BOTTLE OF SLEEPING PILLS. SHOULD I BE CONCERNED ?

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/1655468271607-png.12201/

[getsome]

My wife spent last weekend at her sisters to help her out after some minor surgery and when she walked in Sunday night she asked if I had missed her when she left and I said yes I did but that I’d been practicing at the range and getting a lot better at DA shooting……

[JohnR]

:D:

[jeepster09]

.......

[dustnchips]

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[dustnchips]

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