September silliness.

[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[jeepster09]

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[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/top-gun-memes-27-jpg.13458/

[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/2-jpg.13470/

[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[Armybrat]

….….

[kenemoore]

Reminds me of a company I used to work for, we had so many cost saving measures, it became stupid.

Our unofficial moto was: "We are going to save money, no matter what it cost!"

[kenemoore]

Reminds me of a company I used to work for, we had so many cost saving measures, it became stupid.<br><br>Our unofficial moto was: "We are going to save money, no matter what it cost!"

[jeepster09]

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[getsome]

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It seems sir that you have greatly over estimated the length of the male thumb……

[dustnchips]

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[jeepster09]

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[yqtszhj]

https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/305319159_496316189165445_2770856349085270071_n.jp g?stp=cp1_dst-jpg_s600x600&_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=nr-sHD_smHYAX_k8Jbh&tn=6wkPw99ysL0OhjTM&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-2.xx&oh=00_AT-HJ3xfA_7dQ-Zx1fMR5yQ1ppTuoL4rtgozZwM3f7AY1g&oe=6319D86D

After all these years of hoping to find that island to enjoy cohabitation with Mary Ann this breaks my heart.

[Bawanna]

You and me both. You mess with Santa and we're gonna have a problem.

[Armybrat]

….……

[dao]

^^^Thanks for the chuckle. And it's probably not much of an exaggeration.

[jeepster09]

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[mr surveyor]

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yep :)

[jeepster09]

Found it.....

[Bawanna]

Cute lil bugger weren't ya?

[BirdsThaWord]

19211

[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/2-jpeg.13398/

[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/1661702846867-png.13403/

[JohnR]

I think she’s buying me a drink!

[getsome]

My wife told me she was really tired of looking so old and was thinking about getting either a tummy tuck or Botox to reduce her eye bags and asked my opinion of what she should do so I thought about it for a bit and said I’d go with aluminum siding if it were me………Probably not the best answer, the swelling is starting to go down now if I keep holding a cold beer can on it………

[Barth]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7a/01/35/7a013549d031e3ad501b0fbd86c9dda5.gif
https://giffiles.alphacoders.com/242/24224.gif

[GROTMAN]

https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=875,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/114/064/793/original/5d9d22ecadb2b515.png

[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/image014-jpg.13406/

[jeepster09]

......

[Barth]

The silliest thing I can think of is continuing to wait for the ever elusive K45 Commander Elite :cool:
But the heart wants what the heart wants...

[jeepster09]

Kahr seems to fallen by the side on new products as the rest of the industry passes them by. SAD :confused:

[laserfish]

Or the full size T-45...one can only hope. Would order either the day they came on the market. Matching set to my T-9 and K-9.

[laserfish]

19219

[shipwreck]

http://picpaste.novarata.net/pics/61db6bfde55e6a07ef771a900813c3b3.jpg

[shipwreck]

http://i.imgur.com/z6n9ySd.gif

[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[Armybrat]

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[Armybrat]

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[dustnchips]

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[dustnchips]

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[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/1661943216869-png.13430/

[wyntrout]

New VA Eye Chart:

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[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/305956794_5402270316477461_868183266633061965_n-jpg.13581/

[Armybrat]

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The questioner must be a recent arrival from Massachusetts.

[mr surveyor]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/305956794_5402270316477461_868183266633061965_n-jpg.13581/


Even though he was a very funny, entertaining guy, Red Skelton was a true American Patriot! One of the best in my short memory


jd

[Armybrat]

Even though he was a very funny, entertaining guy, Red Skelton was a true American Patriot! One of the best in my short memory


jd
Yep, loved his tv show.

[mr surveyor]

"Two Seagulls ... Gertrude and Heathcliff" was always a classic :)


jd

[getsome]

Red Skelton explaining the Pledge of Allegiance……..Too bad they don’t teach this to little kids in public schools anymore rather than focusing on more important subjects like “Gender Identity”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMR6d_9GsCQ

[340pd]

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[dustnchips]

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[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[kenemoore]

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Strangely I like this one. My mother in law comes to mind.

[jeepster09]

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[JohnR]

^^ Brilliant!

[kenemoore]

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”

She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?”

“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”

“Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?”

“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.”

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.”

“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba".

[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[jeepster09]

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[dustnchips]

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[340pd]

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[yqtszhj]

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Man, I can relate to that one as recently as yesterday.

[dao]

Forgiven, perhaps. But never forgotten...

[tokuno]

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Is that a washing machine in the kitchen?
Stainless counters, too.
I remember my Mom always strapping on her snappiest heels before baking a cake . . .

[dustnchips]

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[340pd]

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[Redwood]

My brother had one of those .... the handheld device of the 1950s!

[wyntrout]

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[340pd]

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[Bawanna]

Oh man, that's for real right there. I went thru a bunch of rolls of those as a kid.

[jeepster09]

I remember also using hammer to pop entire roll at once! :smash:

[sorcerer]

I’m suspecting that may have been the beginning of my now ringing ears. Dad had one of those 5 pound sledgehammers. If done correctly I could get 4 to 5 rolls in one blow. When you can get recoil from a 5 pound sledgehammer life was large.

[jeepster09]

Yup.....

[Bawanna]

I recall the successful search for a perfectly flat rock and another large rock. Doing many rolls at a time (when I had them) was easy and like sorcerer I'm sure it contributed to deafness in my right ear and almost deaf left.

Recoil from a 5lb sledge, I love that.

[jeepster09]

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[jeepster09]

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[Bawanna]

Damn, I remember every one of those things, and dealt with them all except Subway Tokens, never been near a Subway myself. What does this all mean? I'm vintage?

I remember filling the cigarette machine at the gas station I worked at, didn't smoke at the time which was probably a good thing.

[berettabone]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1663172686672-png.1083755/ We used to weave a roll back and forth on a pin, piercing each powder nub. Looked like an accordion when done. We'd carefully pull it off of the pin, squeeze it down and wrap it with tape and insert a piece of waterproof fuse. Made a pretty good bang.

[Armybrat]

A turkey buzzard walks up to the departure gate for his flight and presents his boarding pass.

Gate agent: I’m sorry, Sir, but I can’t let you on the flight.

Buzzard: Why not?

Gate agent: You have two dead armadillos and a dead skunk.

Buzzard: Are you worried about the smell?

Gate Agent: Not at all, sir, but our policy limits each passenger to two pieces of carrion.

[JohnR]

I would fold and stack as many as I could in one of those metal mortar shell things for maximum bang.

[JohnR]

11 and 18 I’ve never heard of, the rest I do remember.

[340pd]

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[wyntrout]

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[jeepster09]

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[OldLincoln]

I'm out for 8, 11, 18. But then I was raised in Bakersfield, the South America of the big valley. Had a two capgun outfit for the Range Rider.

[kenemoore]

Don't know 11 & 18. But yes to the rest. #16 flash cubes, I remember the single flash bulbs, rumor has it they make great triggers for home made expanding gas devices.

[jeepster09]

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[340pd]

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[Armybrat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlDWzN6TW5Y

[Bawanna]

I feel sorry for the folks in Texas and other states with the influx of people like in the video.

[dustnchips]

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[jeepster09]

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[yqtszhj]

That video was funny. I met some folks from California recently that moved in around here in the Deep South and their reaction was about like that. They’re trying to fit in though. Not sure if they’ll make it or not.

[dustnchips]

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[dustnchips]

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[340pd]

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[jeepster09]

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[GROTMAN]

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[Barth]

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[JohnR]

Scott Pelley: "How would you say your mental focus is?"

President Joe Biden: "Oh, it's focused. I'd say it's — I think it's — I — I haven't — look, I have trouble even mentioning, even saying to myself, my own head, the number of years. I no more think of myself as being as old as I am than fly. I mean, it's just not — I haven't — observed anything in terms of — there's not things I don't do now that I did before, whether it's physical, or mental, or anything else. "

So, he’s always been this way?

[Barth]

Scott Pelley: "How would you say your mental focus is?"

President Joe Biden: "Oh, it's focused. I'd say it's — I think it's — I — I haven't — look, I have trouble even mentioning, even saying to myself, my own head, the number of years. I no more think of myself as being as old as I am than fly. I mean, it's just not — I haven't — observed anything in terms of — there's not things I don't do now that I did before, whether it's physical, or mental, or anything else. "

So, he’s always been this way?

https://media0.giphy.com/media/f9eYHQ8RZ4zfc4unXx/giphy.gif

[JohnR]

C’mon, man!

[getsome]

Look Jack……..sir were you talking to me? No I just like saying, Look Jack and damn it bring me my Ray Bans and some green Jello for God’s sake……

[Armybrat]

…..

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/ezgif-1-26cf83be84-jpg.1087867/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/screenshot_20220919-160931_opera-jpg.1087782/

[jeepster09]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/304128228_629662371859533_5038683067248666739_n-jpg.13624/

Or to switch it up some.....

[Armybrat]

…….

[Bawanna]

That's a good one. Sad that it's so true. Now we got a new army of IRS agents to support too.

[Armybrat]

My granddog Toby got a new playmate for his 10th birthday…. Mabel the Kittycat..

[Armybrat]

Dammit, it is not upside down on two other forums where I posted it.

[jeepster09]

.....

[lesptr]

My granddog Toby got a new playmate for his 10th birthday…. Mabel the Kittycat..

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220920/d1b08ce1310c03034f2c4a5f071d3cb6.jpg

[Armybrat]

Thanks… you guys are cyberwizards!

[GROTMAN]

SPEAKING OF DOGS:
https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/weiners-png.13712/

[jeepster09]

Yuk yuk yuk....

[Bawanna]

Couldn't pass this up.

[jeepster09]

What 'cho doin man....:behindsofa:

[Bawanna]

Meanwhile my Rottweiler is awaiting her 18th week so she can get a rabies shot so she can go to the beauty parlor and not look like a dust mop. Some one here was right, she's a mini Schnauzer not to be confused with a mini Schmiezer which I think is a german machine gun. But she's got the spirit and teeth of the Rotty for sure. Looking forward to leaving the puppy piranna teeth behind before I bleed out.
She's wicked smart and she'll be a great dog is I survive.

[Armybrat]

Can’t recall if I posted my son’s dog yet…

[JohnR]

My remoras, Roxie and Prezly.

[AJBert]

Guess I'll toss in a picture of my pup from a couple of winters ago. Tuco is his name, and he is like a crack fiend in a poppy field whenever there is snow on the ground.
19245

I'm sure there are a few on here who know where I got his name from, and, no, it isn't from Breaking Bad.

[Barth]

Guess I'll toss in a picture of my pup from a couple of winters ago. Tuco is his name, and he is like a crack fiend in a poppy field whenever there is snow on the ground.
19245

I'm sure there are a few on here who know where I got his name from, and, no, it isn't from Breaking Bad.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/10WHQS9Oww22xa/200.gif

[dao]

Our two couch potatoes

[kenemoore]

Proper way to lay on a couch.

19250

[getsome]

They are beautiful dao, I wish I could figure out how to post pictures but my kids say I’m technology hopeless….I am learning more about the confounded I-phone which I hate but every time I ask a question about which button does what they roll their eyes back and that’s the end of the lesson…

Last week we as a family went to Destin Florida for a week and it was amazing, fantastic weather and a beautiful condo which is where I want to live forever but every time we went to the beach everyone but me had their cell phones out and watching tik-tok videos or texting someone and once I saw a school of dolphins swimming by and tried to get my wife to see them but she had ear pods in listening to an Amazon on line book and missed them……I don’t think I’m so hopeless anymore but the people who can’t put down their cellphones and experience real life are the real hopeless…..

[jeepster09]

Here was TJ on deck watch.....

[Barth]

They are beautiful dao, I wish I could figure out how to post pictures but my kids say I’m technology hopeless….I am learning more about the confounded I-phone which I hate but every time I ask a question about which button does what they roll their eyes back and that’s the end of the lesson…

Last week we as a family went to Destin Florida for a week and it was amazing, fantastic weather and a beautiful condo which is where I want to live forever but every time we went to the beach everyone but me had their cell phones out and watching tik-tok videos or texting someone and once I saw a school of dolphins swimming by and tried to get my wife to see them but she had ear pods in listening to an Amazon on line book and missed them……I don’t think I’m so hopeless anymore but the people who can’t put down their cellphones and experience real life are the real hopeless…..

So true.
I've been to the mall where girls are having lunch at the food court.
They sit at a table together all staring at their phones - LOL!
How is that having lunch together?

IMHO driving is the most dangerous thing we all do.
What really grinds my gears are people looking at their phones while driving.
Drifting all over the road like a drunk.
Paying little attention to anything but the phone :mad:

[kenemoore]

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/302262245_5611642938873377_1303332218652889214_n.j pg?_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=O95FSbjTWxsAX-e2NZu&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=00_AT9iGosNLTLfLEetVtZenPCdHQR5S_TZjGkuL46UdDPx kw&oe=6330A9BC

[berettabone]

So true.
I've been to the mall where girls are having lunch at the food court.
They sit at a table together all staring at their phones - LOL!
How is that having lunch together?

IMHO driving is the most dangerous thing we all do.
What really grinds my gears are people looking at their phones while driving.
Drifting all over the road like a drunk.
Paying little attention to anything but the phone :mad: The last time I saw frequent weaving, I called 911 with my location. They sent an HWY patrol officer and I saw him pass me by. He started tailing the vehicle, saw them cross the centerline twice, and immediately pulled them over. Gotcha!

[AJBert]

The last time I saw frequent weaving, I called 911 with my location. They sent an HWY patrol officer and I saw him pass me by. He started tailing the vehicle, saw them cross the centerline twice, and immediately pulled them over. Gotcha!

I did that a few years ago at night kind of out in the boonies. The car pulled over in a grocery store parking lot. I don't know if the LEOs ever showed up, though. Hope they did.

[jeepster09]

.....

[yqtszhj]

.....
I like that

[dao]

They are beautiful dao, I wish I could figure out how to post pictures but my kids say I’m technology hopeless….I am learning more about the confounded I-phone which I hate but every time I ask a question about which button does what they roll their eyes back and that’s the end of the lesson…

Last week we as a family went to Destin Florida for a week and it was amazing, fantastic weather and a beautiful condo which is where I want to live forever but every time we went to the beach everyone but me had their cell phones out and watching tik-tok videos or texting someone and once I saw a school of dolphins swimming by and tried to get my wife to see them but she had ear pods in listening to an Amazon on line book and missed them……I don’t think I’m so hopeless anymore but the people who can’t put down their cellphones and experience real life are the real hopeless…..

Thanks GS, yeah they're special. And they know it :)

Two crows looking down at the corn field:

Crow One: Don't worry about it, it's just a scarecrow.
Crow Two: How can you tell it's not a real person?
Crow One: It's not looking at it's phone.

[Armybrat]

.....

Here here!

[getsome]

In order to get even with Florida Governor Ron DeSantis for sending them 50 illegal immigrants Martha’s Vineyard residents shipped him 50 Karens

[JohnR]

We have millions of Karens. Who has more HOAs than Florida?

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/screenshot_20220921-212225_opera-jpg.1089320/

[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/1-png.13765/

[lesptr]

Dammit, it is not upside down on two other forums where I posted it.

So, what you’re saying is you’re cheating on us?
[emoji12]

[yqtszhj]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/screenshot_20220921-212225_opera-jpg.1089320/

ive done that…

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1663785655698-png.1089013/

[tokuno]

In order to get even with Florida Governor Ron DeSantis for sending them 50 illegal immigrants Martha’s Vineyard residents shipped him 50 Karens
Loved that article!
https://babylonbee.com/news/marthas-vineyard-takes-revenge-on-desantis-by-shipping-him-50-karens

[dustnchips]

https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/306746801_414217990881948_877939256240760392_n.jpg ?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=7nLySMULcwsAX9pcRgD&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-2.xx&oh=00_AT-B8hLjQU0lgq9065wmPiu72yCTV5kLNW-9j2b7i58D5A&oe=63309F32

[getsome]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1663785655698-png.1089013/

Yep

[Bawanna]

Anybody think those are too big, I don't think they are too big, I think they are just right.

[kenemoore]

Boobs are like pistols. We may like .45's, but would not turn down a nice .22, and drool over a .50, and go home to our nice 9mm every night.

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/002_jpg-2535621-jpg.1089973/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/2-jpg.1089966/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/21q-2mdegh_t3-jpg.1089552/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/a1lu-2mbuqq_t3-jpg.1089560/

[JohnR]

Anybody think those are too big, I don't think they are too big, I think they are just right.
They are damn fine, but it's the shape that makes them so perfect. Plus the face above with the alluring look.

[jeepster09]

.....

[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/funny-restaurant-signs-02_mobileimagesizereignn-jpg.13766/

[Armybrat]

Nothing like starting WW3

[Armybrat]

…..

[sorcerer]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/21q-2mdegh_t3-jpg.1089552/

makes me think of the movie Fargo

[Bawanna]

The big guy won't fit in the chipper.....what do you want me to do?

[jeepster09]

......

[Barth]

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_gKQKwLZ8XUs/TAeuSKSj-MI/AAAAAAAAC1s/wqzBAGG99Qc/s800/Funny-Signs-Cow-35.jpg

[Bawanna]

......

Oh my that's sick.

[dao]

Funny though :D

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1664027386207-png.1090912/

[jeepster09]

.......

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/70ab1d30c52f02a6ca83c86296e38ab4-jpg.1090862/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/87274445-png.1090812/

[Armybrat]

…….

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1664072827773-png.1091569/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1664043812465-png.1091330/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/overflowx-30-jpg.1091019/

[getsome]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1664072827773-png.1091569/

Cleaning parts in High Test leaded gas, breathing in massive amounts of carbon monoxide and tire smoke, eating a hotdog with greasy hands and cracking beers at 3am installing a transmission must have built up our immune systems some which is why we’re still around and kicking hard…..….…If it don’t vibrate, burn explosive liquids and make enough noise to scare animals and small children you can keep it…………

[BirdsThaWord]

Cleaning parts in High Test leaded gas, breathing in massive amounts of carbon monoxide and tire smoke, eating a hotdog with greasy hands and cracking beers at 3am installing a transmission must have built up our immune systems some which is why we’re still around and kicking hard…..….…If it don’t vibrate, burn explosive liquids and make enough noise to scare animals and small children you can keep it…………
AGREED! And, been there, done that, and the shirt I bought doesn’t fit anymore. (my how those shirts have “shrunk” with age).

[jeepster09]

WOW those pictures are a FLASH BACK from the good 'ole days of street racing at the A&M Raceway n Marlboro Massachusetts.....I been there!

[jeepster09]

I remember the local State Trooper who's motto was "if you can out run me you don't get a ticket", his squad was a Hemi Mopar with 3:55 gears in the rear end.

[dao]

Love that '65 Skylark in the top pic two posts above.

[Barth]

I remember the local State Trooper who's motto was "if you can out run me you don't get a ticket", his squad was a Hemi Mopar with 3:55 gears in the rear end.

In Cali the CHP had Dodge 440 Interceptors.
And if somehow you gave one of those things the slip?
They would radio for a chopper...
https://code3garage.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/1969_dodge_polara_pursuit-chp-1.png

[jeepster09]

Back in Mass. the trooper said "he would not use the radio". Thing is no one could out run him!

[dustnchips]

https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/309090416_6202057739811478_5521413067569676804_n.j pg?stp=dst-jpg_p843x403&_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=A8epokm6dbgAX_etWZ_&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-2.xx&oh=00_AT-0FzWH54AZvkETKaociFe1faN5kO1LgyUGK8ZUegAazg&oe=633628FE

[dustnchips]

https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/308048970_632026651624847_8193365982576562731_n.jp g?stp=cp6_dst-jpg_s640x640&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=9zwSg8KY8X0AX_3auOi&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-2.xx&oh=00_AT8beAA-iUVI9EnVIX0SRl97r3_jf11UxoaW7bGJPvIDKA&oe=63367230

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/6ow-2mjvze_t3-jpg.1092410/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/ezgif-1-d6e830e7c7-jpg.1092206/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1664131166275-png.1092011/

[Bawanna]

Gilligan was a very lucky man.

[GROTMAN]

MAY BE A CONSPIRACY THEORY BUT I THINK THEY STAYED ON THE ISLAND ON PURPOSE. A VARIATION OF THE OLD I RAN OUT OF GAS TRICK." :cool:

[JohnR]

I’m getting to where I’d prefer to be on that island than in civilization. The Castaways were ahead of their time.

[getsome]

Yep, no more political and Camp Lejeune legal ads, no more traffic jams and idiot bosses everyday, just sand, ocean surf and palm trees, it was all a plan, no doubt about it……..

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/then_you_know-jpg.1092969/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1664239922849-png.1092792/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/fb_img_1__jpg-2538674-jpg.1092679/

[dao]

^^^Just when you begin to think you've seen everything :)

[JohnR]

Yes, my humor is that f'ed up. :p

[sorcerer]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/then_you_know-jpg.1092969/
Yup On an island in the Boundary Waters of Minnesota. It made for a long day of paddling.

[GROTMAN]

Yes, my humor is that f'ed up. :p

MINE MIGHT BE WORSE ..

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/304768240_838254544269670_4110707121160105451_n-jpg.13620/

[JohnR]

Yup, sick but funny!

[getsome]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/fb_img_1__jpg-2538674-jpg.1092679/

You know posts like this really upset me because I should have thought of doing it first………

[BirdsThaWord]

OMG! Some of these last few posts… severely funny, severely demented, but severely funny! LMFAO!

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1664327136148-png.1093416/

[jeepster09]

How to Tame a Lion
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a retired Cowboy in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous young woman in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"
The woman says, "I'll go first."
She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the retired Cowboy and asks, "Can you top that?"
The tough old Cowboy replies, "You bet I can. Just get that lion out of there."

[jeepster09]

Phone Call Home
Hello?”

“Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?”

“No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”

After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.”

“Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.”

Brief Pause.

“Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.”

“Okay Daddy, just a minute.”

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. “I did it Daddy.”

“And what happened honey?” he asked.

“Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all!”

“Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?”

“He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I he isn’t moving either.”

Long Pause

Longer Pause

Even Longer Pause

Then Daddy says, “Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?”

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/f915e145-6b92-4b42-955a-884763b75d46_jpe-2541680-jpg.1093515/

[jeepster09]

.......

[dustnchips]

https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/308993614_5499256330189749_2913048537080475702_n.j pg?stp=dst-jpg_s640x640&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=XDZ5om3rVQQAX9HRIao&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-2.xx&oh=00_AT9HRCtNHoh_XCFM-j4vBknWDXRa0f9VjGIGlH62TKPpHw&oe=633A0F86

[GROTMAN]

WORST DISEASE YOU CAN GET AS A KID. :rolleyes:

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/11903957_10153466135253548_9110251788319364985_n-jpg.13825/

[JohnR]

Then suddenly we all wanted cooties and couldn’t get it.

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/screenshot_20220928-181628_gmail-jpg.1094009/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1664401035312-png.1093914/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1664370824294-jpeg-jpg.1093891/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/be22a18b-5a30-43d3-8fdb-17436e534831-jpeg-jpg.1093892/

[JohnR]

Bird? How’d you come out? It’s just a regular noreaster here.

[BirdsThaWord]

Bird? How’d you come out? It’s just a regular noreaster here.
Hey John! Thanks for asking. I just posted up about what we experienced in the General section. I will post up pics later. Hope all turned out well for you. That thing sure took a turn!

[dustnchips]

The guy with the AR has turned his head to talk to someone, he is not aiming. At a quick glance it looks like he may need some eye work though.

[AJBert]

[QUOTE=340pdQUOTE]

I wonder if that is a failure during training or a piss poor attitude for doing a job with no support?

[JohnR]

[QUOTE=340pdQUOTE]

I wonder if that is a failure during training or a piss poor attitude for doing a job with no support?
At least she’s masked up. :rolleyes:

[yqtszhj]

The guy with the AR has turned his head to talk to someone, he is not aiming. At a quick glance it looks like he may need some eye work though.

If I’m not mistaken he has his holographic sight backwards too.

[Barth]

If I’m not mistaken he has his holographic sight backwards too.

Absolutely, the controls appear to be facing forward - LOL! :p

[dustnchips]

He has his head turned to tell his buddy that the newfangled site doesn't work.

[kenemoore]

Hello?”

“Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?”

“No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”

After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.”

“Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.”

Brief Pause.

“Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.”

“Okay Daddy, just a minute.”

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. “I did it Daddy.”

“And what happened honey?” he asked.

“Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all!”

“Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?”

“He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I he isn’t moving either.”

Long Pause

Longer Pause

Even Longer Pause

Then Daddy says, “Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?”

[340pd]

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[dao]

Nope. I tried. :(

[jeepster09]

The guy with the AR has turned his head to talk to someone, he is not aiming. At a quick glance it looks like he may need some eye work though.

Ya....especially with the scope mounted backwards! :boink:

[jeepster09]

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She is ready for action....even has spare mask ready to go!

[JohnR]

The spare mask is for the perp she catches.

[Bawanna]

She is ready for action....even has spare mask ready to go!

Is this even remotely possible? Never been to New York, never intend to neither but this is wack.

[jeepster09]

Applicants in the past, needed NO QUALIFICATIONS in New York to be a cop. It used to be all civil service. You check the right boxes and your in; then off to the academy. They may not cover how to put holster on your belt...:amflag:

[getsome]

Same qualifications must be needed to become the White House Press Secretary............

[Barth]

Same qualifications must be needed to become the White House Press Secretary............

And obviously President! :p
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[getsome]

What is more scary is the next in line to lead the free world in case Uncle Joe doesn’t wake up………

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaqPrHLDK8A

[jeepster09]

It's a good thing we have Nancy, as a backup to that Steller pair. :behindsofa:

[getsome]

Yep

[yqtszhj]

What is more scary is the next in line to lead the free world in case Uncle Joe doesn’t wake up………

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaqPrHLDK8A

the truth finally came out. Looks like Hunters deals with the communist worked out good.

With that and Nancy saying the illegals needed to stay in Florida and pick vegetables I think it sums up their agenda.

Don’t you know Trump is saying “I told you so” to all those who doubted him?

[jeepster09]

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[kenemoore]

^^^^We gotta get a like button

[jeepster09]

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