April Foolery

[kenemoore]

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[340pd]

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[Barth]

https://images.timestshirt.com/2022/03/joe-biden-doesn-t-celebrate-april-fools-day-he-s-a-joke-every-day-shirt-hoodie-den.jpg

[Armybrat]

…….

[getsome]

OMG the worst sick I ever was short of a couple times of over indulging 🍺 was when as a kid I ate about two dozen peeps one Easter and was sick as a dog from sugar poisoning and I still get nauseous every time I see those things……..:puke:

[JohnR]

They nauseate me and I’ve never even eaten one.

[Ken L]

Put them in the microwave and they expand and get about 20 times bigger. Keep them in the microwave too long and the start on fire.

Alcohol may have been involved.

[getsome]

Put them in the microwave and they expand and get about 20 times bigger. Keep them in the microwave too long and the start on fire.

Alcohol may have been involved.

Yep, alcohol was definitely involved when I put a bag of popcorn in the microwave for 20 minutes instead of 2 minutes……..Not good but at least the smoke alarms worked as advertised…….We needed a new microwave anyway…..

[dao]

OMG the worst sick I ever was short of a couple times of over indulging  was when as a kid I ate about two dozen peeps one Easter and was sick as a dog from sugar poisoning and I still get nauseous every time I see those things……..:puke:

Did the same thing with buttermints once. Like you I also still feel nauseous when I see them.

[mr surveyor]

Peeps make good plinking targets

jd

[JohnR]

How about chocolate bunnies?

[mr surveyor]

How about chocolate bunnies?


Those would be hard for me to draw a bead on unless they had a good bright background



jd

[yqtszhj]

Yep, alcohol was definitely involved when I put a bag of popcorn in the microwave for 20 minutes instead of 2 minutes……..Not good but at least the smoke alarms worked as advertised…….We needed a new microwave anyway…..

I made a pan of brownies one time and set the timer for 30 hours instead of 30 minutes. The whole house smelled of burning chocolate. Slightly better than burning popcorn but not by much. Don’t ask me how I know…..

[JohnR]

Those would be hard for me to draw a bead on unless they had a good bright background



jd
Stack up some boxes of peeps behind it.

[mr surveyor]

That would work!

[jeepster09]

:-]:-]:-]

[340pd]

https://i0.wp.com/thedaleygator.net/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/m521.jpg?resize=448%2C389&ssl=1

[jeepster09]

:-]:-]:-]

[Barth]

https://i.imgflip.com/jf1wm.jpg

[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/035e678df89091842b25ba6329a614cb-jpg.16430/

[GROTMAN]

omg the worst sick i ever was short of a couple times of over indulging  was when as a kid i ate about two dozen peeps one easter and was sick as a dog from sugar poisoning and i still get nauseous every time i see those things……..:puke:
felt that way after a couple bottles of mad dog (md20) when i was around 19. Took years before i could stand the smell of wine again.

[jeepster09]

:-]:-]:-]

[Barth]

Buford T. Justice (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001276/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Shaddup! She insulted my authority!
And that's nothin' but pure and simple old-fashioned communism.
Happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fa*s.

[getsome]

Junior there is no way that you came from my loins, when I get home I’m gonna punch yo mama in the mouth…….

[IDisposable]

.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230404/ee43b8832d63a25a963de4e6a9e391b1.jpg

[340pd]

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[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/ab113028-f629-4309-be38-f0ccebd2559b-gif.1245331/

[340pd]

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[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/old-man-jpg.16474/

[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[jeepster09]

:-]:-]:-]

[getsome]

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You really have to wonder which executive at AB said oh hell yeah that’s a fantastic and totally woke idea, let’s do it……..

[Armybrat]

On a related note…..

[dustnchips]

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[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[Armybrat]

I really laughed at this one:

https://twitter.com/secretsqrl123/status/1644222929968701440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5 Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1644222929968701440%7Ctwgr% 5Ea3a70c85d3dbfabb8be2d5a8130319974cc71e0d%7Ctwcon %5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.surlyhorns.com%2Fboard%2 Findex.php%3Fapp%3Dcoremodule%3Dsystemcontroller%3 Dembedurl%3Dhttps%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fsecretsqrl 123%2Fstatus%2F1644222929968701440%3Ft%3DeMy_TisoW dAtsCsH9kDdzQ26s%3D19

[340pd]

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[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/2-jpeg.16486/

[wyntrout]

Happy Easter!
19845

[340pd]

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[King Rat]

https://www.guide4moms.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Kid-Rock-Bud-Light-Memes-5.jpg

[Barth]

https://vinepair.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/bud-light-trans-card.jpg
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[getsome]

Happy Easter!
19845

Hey Wyn, good to hear from you, was wondering about you the other day since we hadn’t heard from you lately…..When we took my 3 year old son to see the Easter Rabbit he was terrified and climbed up me like a tree and screamed his head off, he wanted no part of a 6 foot rabbit……He’s 35 now and we never let him forget it………

[340pd]

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fthefederalistpapers.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F05%2Fugly-feminist-meme.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=4912d5b448911db4314ec65d459bfb14dec04e6511076a e2d4aa599171ed6197&ipo=images

[340pd]

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[Barth]

https://i.gifer.com/N9c.gif

[wyntrout]

19846

[Armybrat]

Al Capone’s granddaughters auctioned off some of his personal effects including his 1911 which fetched $860,000.

[Bawanna]

Wow, that would be cool as a conversation piece. And a trigger shoe on it. Don't see that much.

[340pd]

Al Capone’s granddaughters auctioned off some of his personal effects including his 1911 which fetched $860,000.

Odd it would have target sights. From the appearance, it never saw much use. Be careful with appendix carry, you could gut yourself with the front sight.

[Bawanna]

Probably wasn't his everyday working gun. I'm sure he probably had quite a collection.

[Barth]

https://allthatsinteresting.com/thumb/1200.633.https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/al-capone-and-pistol.jpg

[Barth]

https://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/69/89/1334287588-Capone_framed_with_typewriter.jpg

[wyntrout]

I check our new posts several times a day and like to contribute humorous stuff. My wife and I are doing fine.

Two months ago I ordered a 2023 Ford Transit 350 AWD Cargo Van with long wheelbase and high roof to get more space and height for travel. It won't be fancy, but hopefully more comfortable on our trips. It may take many more months, though, with the chip and other shortages, and transportation/pipeline, etc. :(

The vans are scarce and in great demand for RV builds and shipping. I'll be 77 in June and hope that I'm not biting off too much to chew. :p I'm lazy and a procrastinator to boot, so I do have worries. :D

It's a foot longer than my GMC Savana and about 2 feet taller, so it won't fit in my garage or under our roof overhangs. I'll need at least a carport, but would prefer an enclosed garage to keep ALL varmints and insects, etc. from nesting or infesting the van. I'm not sure we can get something like that permitted, though.

[JohnR]

Are you up against the lot setbacks? Can you get the van to the back yard?

[Bawanna]

Going from GMC to Ford? I always liked your Savanna. Looked for one for awhile myself but never found one around here. I've been considering a Mercedes van, but the prices kind of dictate I'd have to live in it and I need a bit more room.

[jeepster09]

I'm saving up for this one...almost there. Just another couple of grand and it will be mine. :wof: It needs a few things but it'll be sweet. :w00t:

[jeepster09]

Stranded on an island
One day a man decided to retire... He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.
In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?" She replies, "I rowed over from the other side of the island where I landed when my fishing boat sank." "Amazing," he notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you." "Oh, this ole thing?" explains the woman. " I made the boat out of some raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm tree branches, and the sides and stern came from an Eucalyptus tree." "But, where did you get the tools?" "Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. " On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in a volcanic vent I found just down island, it melted into ductile iron and I used that to make tools and used the tools to make the hardware." The guy is stunned. "Let's row over to my place," she says "and I'll give you a tour."
So, after a short time of rowing, she soon docks the boat at a small hand built wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a long stone walk leading to a cabin and tree house. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, It's not much, but I call it home. Please sit down." "Would you like a drink?" "No! No thank you," the man blurts out, still dazed. "I can't take another drop of coconut juice." "Oh, it's not coconut juice," winks the woman. "I have a still. How would you like a Jack Daniels neat?" Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk.
After they exchange their individual survival stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There's a razor in the bathroom cabinet upstairs." No longer questioning anything, the man goes upstairs into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet is a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism.
"This woman is amazing," he muses. "What's next?" When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but a bandana around her blonde locks and some small flowers on tiny vines, each strategically positioned. She smelled faintly of coconut oil. She then beckons for him to sit down next to her. "Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've both been out here for many months. You must have been lonely. When was the last time you had a really good ride?" She stares into his eyes. He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean..." he swallows excitedly as tears start to form in his eyes,
"You've built a Motorcycle?”......

[Barth]

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[340pd]

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[Barth]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/hd-composite-mcdonalds.jpg?crop=0px%2C0px%2C750px%2C500px&resize=620%2C413

[wyntrout]

I remember when the signs bragged about a few million sold. :D

I don't think that I could get that tall Transit van to the back yard due to the height of the soffits and the remaining width of my yard/easement. There's a retaining wall 6 feet from the house on the other side. I'll have to increase my pad width and maybe widen the driveway a few feet for turn around or even turn in to a possible garage. I don't want a mortgage, either, for building one. My pad is 10 feet wide and 20 long... the length of the garage.

Widening the pad will take some heavy equipment work due to the 6-ft+ stump and debris covering that where it was ground spread on top to keep a small hill there.

Dang. I should have started a thread on this... not funny. :D

[jeepster09]

I found a picture of your new van...maybe you should go a little smaller. :2eek:

[Barth]

https://assets.whichcar.com.au/image/private/s--fcVJ8uD6--/c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good/c_scale,w_768/v1/Street%20Machine/News/mad-max-fury-road-19.jpg

[wyntrout]

Wow! Is that one going to be buried as a bunker?!

Some real "Mad Max" stuff! :eek:

I did start another thread with some pictures.

http://www.kahrtalk.com/showthread.php?34520-Wynn-s-Transit-Parking-Delimma

[Armybrat]

This is my middle son 30 years ago….
He drove that thing all over the western states in the 90s while working summers at the Philmont Boy Scout Ranch near Taos, New Mexico.

[King Rat]

https://i.imgur.com/uMbYjV7.png

[jeepster09]

:-]:-]:-]

[Armybrat]

…..

[JohnR]

I wish I could unsee that.

[AJBert]

I wish I could unsee that.

We all do.

[berettabone]

Gggggiiiiiddddddeeeeeeaaaaaaapppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Waistgunner]

San Francisco at its finest!

[kenemoore]

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[wyntrout]

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aWGn8yx_460s.jpg

[wyntrout]

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aA0KdBR_460s.jpg

[Barth]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CoarseYearlyCaterpillar-size_restricted.gif

[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/1-jpg.16499/

[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/real_sisters-jpeg.16527/

[Barth]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/0f37ed7e10dbde4e9872982defa497a3/tumblr_p7z82fjAYt1qfacmco1_400.gif

[Armybrat]

Video about the new AR pistol brace “changes”….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=406&v=EH9FxfCL5Ic&embeds_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.texasguntalk.com%2F&source_ve_path=MTM5MTE3LDEzOTExNw&feature=emb_logo

Yes, kinda silly….but that’s the point about the ATF’s changes.

[Armybrat]

……….

[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[Armybrat]

……….

[Barth]

https://gifdb.com/images/high/trash-prank-april-fools-5749f7qb5fmpe74t.gif

[Barth]

https://www.mandatory.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/10/gallery/april-fools-2019/img-2163.gif

[340pd]

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[jeepster09]

:-]:-]:-]

[dao]

Funny :o

This old person says that they spelled forty wrong on line 11 :D

Kids. What's a parent to do?

[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[jeepster09]

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AKA Harbor Freight

[laserfish]

Doesn't Harbor Freight carry the Snap-Off brand?

[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/1681766981924-png.16662/

[JohnR]

A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.

At the fair, he met another Farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50.

The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they agreed to drive thirty miles each, find a field in which to let the pigs mate.

The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 A.M., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, (which was the only vehicle he had) and drove the thirty miles. While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer,

"How will I know if they are pregnant?"

The other farmer replied, "If they're lying in the grass tomorrow morning, they're pregnant. If they're in the mud, they're not.”

The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So he hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again. This continued each morning for more than a week. Both farmers were worn out.

The next morning he was too tired to get out of bed. He called to his wife,

"Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass."

"Neither," yelled his wife. "They're in the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn."

[berettabone]

Doesn't Harbor Freight carry the Snap-Off brand? I think they carry Crapsman.

[kenemoore]

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[getsome]

I think they carry Crapsman.

No Lowes sells Crapsman and Home Depot sells Husky and both brands are made in India and look like it, very sad……..It’s hard to find decent tools priced like a home mechanic can afford but I’ve found Tekton to be a nice tool, many made in USA and at a good price, they aren’t tool truck quality but are like the old school Craftsman stuff back when Sears sold good quality hand tools that most working guys on a budget used to make a living with…….I still have a bunch of USA Craftsman tools from the 70’s - 80’s that are in good shape and going strong and I still reach for my fine tooth round head Craftsman ratchets with the thumb wheel when I need one and they feel good and at 50 years old work better than any ratchet I’ve found made in Taiwan……..If you are looking to pick up some nice hard handle screwdrivers or wrench/socket sets take a look at Tekton and compare their tools and price with anything you can find at box stores or NAPA……….If you are a pro mechanic go with Snappy or Mac but for regular folks that work on their own stuff Tekton will make you smile and their warranty can’t be beat, any problems and they just ship you a new one, no questions asked……

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1681836051554-png.1257259/

[AJBert]

I'll take a horse over a Doodlebug every day of the week. Heck, I'll take a horse over most anything that is being put out today.

[Bawanna]

Call me strange but I've always been enamored with Mules myself. Maybe too much Festus from Gunsmoke but always liked em. Like horses too, wife and daughter each have one out back. They don't get rode near enough but they are doing ok.

[JohnR]

I’d rather a horse or mule than the cars they’re trying to push on us nowadays. Probably a lot cheaper overall, too.

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1681957998073-png.1258486/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1681989944877-png.1258576/

[jeepster09]

:-]:-]:-]

[Armybrat]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1681957998073-png.1258486/
Pretty cool, but I prefer the western look…

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/a1lu-2uqa2y_t3-jpg.1261255/

[340pd]

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSQdVZ4m8lKFWjDfHB9m3a-hIeATudIUs3JefGcaO1frzH6-Bdx7hPVYrJHbtjf5bsYl-o458U--ppm-tZeEyOQiX-NmF8620UyDd91I5fat_rHHWsPSiLzdUzpvwjGaEvV8JktCUr0z JEf92YSHPfzydAtIINaczcZBNAgbxj4OMKLm3uw9gepmz3IA/w590-h640/813.jpeg

[jeepster09]

Two Young Boys
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'

'Eight', the boy replied.

The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'

The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."

"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.

"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do any of those."

[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/dogs-jpg.16770/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1682473598256-png.1263622/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/screenshot_20230425_223432_chrome-jpg.1263697/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/screenshot_20230426_014210_messages-jpg.1263718/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/unnamed-2795341-jpg.1263468/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/7sn-2w9o3i_t3-jpg.1262921/

[BirdsThaWord]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/screenshot_20230426_014210_messages-jpg.1263718/

Well that really stinks!

[JohnR]

That’s not why TV shows are crap.

[IDisposable]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/screenshot_20230425_223432_chrome-jpg.1263697/Rapid smooth strokes.

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/1682526096140-png.1264015/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/82l-2wacww_t3-jpg.1263876/

[kenemoore]

Mercurochrome kid here , much better than Merthiolate

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_PwRx-qco4pA%2FTSPUoR5kpeI%2FAAAAAAAAAFk%2F5KmkMzLQG7c%2 Fs1600%2FDSC_0002.JPG&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=5e4cc81f47196e8bb1932305b68fadea707973eed8b23a df3a0b6cc2d41f62e1&ipo=images

[berettabone]

In my house, it was Camphor-phenique...............we put that s#!t on everything..............

[jeepster09]

I remember that as kids, this was the Magic for injuries :faint2:

[JohnR]

My mom's philosophy was, "Let it air out." She wasn't into smearing crap on wounds. Maybe a bandaid, but no neosporin, mercurochrome, or other weird chemicals.

[Bawanna]

I remember that as kids, this was the Magic for injuries :faint2:

I used several cans of this back in my fence building days. Between cement and galvanized wire my hands took a beating. Didn't like wearing gloves much.

Probably told a good Bag Balm story from back in the day, I'll come back and share that in a bit again, still cracks me up.

[AJBert]

We were poor, but tough. My folks couldn't afford none of those store bought cures, so if we had any cuts that didn't require a tourniquet, Pappy would pull out some of his plug tobacky, insert it into the gaping wound, then pack it with dirt. Somehow, we managed to survive with the major extremities. Well, except for Little Hoss, but he was always sickly since my folks found him out in the cabbage patch.

[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/img_2026-jpg.16785/

[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/fubb_vgwiaaapnw-jpg.16816/

[King Rat]

https://i.imgur.com/urmJliJ.jpg?1

[King Rat]

https://i.imgur.com/Kh28cnm.jpg?1

[Armybrat]

Those dead eyes are apropos for a loser like him.

[wyntrout]

They caught the three "teens" who were throwing landscaping rocks at cars, killing that 20-year-old woman in Colorado. Fortunately the a$$holes are all 18 and won't be treated as Juvies:

https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/gazette.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/5/ac/5acea887-730d-5f99-9d23-6568af3ba7f9/64494f3f0c06f.image.jpg?resize=1027%2C500

[jeepster09]

It is sad how the same age group, up to about 30, are responsible for the majority of crime in the country. *Great SCHOOLS [*all get trophies] and lack of parenting.

[Ken L]

They caught the three "teens" who were throwing landscaping rocks at cars, killing that 20-year-old woman in Colorado. Fortunately the a$$holes are all 18 and won't be treated as Juvies:

https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/gazette.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/5/ac/5acea887-730d-5f99-9d23-6568af3ba7f9/64494f3f0c06f.image.jpg?resize=1027%2C500

Happened just a couple of miles from our house. Apparently the one where they killed the lady was the last one of 7 or 8 that they threw rocks at that night. Big landscape rocks that they stole from a Walmart's parking area. 3-5 pounds. After the lady ran off the road, they turned around and took a picture of her car in the field for a memento. Sick cretins.

[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/5-jpg.16832/

[getsome]

Happened just a couple of miles from our house. Apparently the one where they killed the lady was the last one of 7 or 8 that they threw rocks at that night. Big landscape rocks that they stole from a Walmart's parking area. 3-5 pounds. After the lady ran off the road, they turned around and took a picture of her car in the field for a memento. Sick cretins.

Hope they all serve their life sentences in the Gay body builder wing of the prison the judge sends them to……..WTF

[Waistgunner]

Hope they all serve their life sentences in the Gay body builder wing of the prison the judge sends them to……..WTF

The hell with a life sentence. Send them to Texas. We still execute convicts!

[Bobshouse]

The hell with a life sentence. Send them to Texas. We still execute convicts!

For the time being...soon with all the influx of Californians, you won't be executing anymore.

[Armybrat]

My oldest son just spent $1,125 on this meal for two last night in downtown Austin.
(It is his wife’s 49th birthday)
I told him he could have bought a new Colt 1911 .45, or this Colt Government .380 that I just got through cleaning for the first time in several years.
Paid $240 for it new in 1986, but now they are fetching $900-$1,100 with original box & papers in this like new condition.
IIRC, it has had only 24 rounds through the pipe.

[GROTMAN]

OBSERVATIONS THAT CANNOT BE ARGUED WITH!

China claims that the coronavirus came from an old bat, but Nancy Pelosi denies being involved.

"Payday" candy bar is changing its name because it's offensive to those who don't work.

If the current power grid can't handle a night of 20 degrees temperatures without rolling blackouts, how are we going to plug in 100 million electric cars at night?

Are there any countries that tax their citizens and send some of it to Americans?

Imagine, if you will, a world where every tweet and meme must be fact-checked but not a ballot.

How to stop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers? Ban sober drivers from driving. That's exactly how gun control works.

[yqtszhj]

My oldest son just spent $1,125 on this meal for two last night in downtown Austin.
(It is his wife’s 49th birthday)
I told him he could have bought a new Colt 1911 .45, or this Colt Government .380 that I just got through cleaning for the first time in several years.
Paid $240 for it new in 1986, but now they are fetching $900-$1,100 with original box & papers in this like new condition.
IIRC, it has had only 24 rounds through the pipe.

Looks just like my Colt Government.380. If someone offered me $1000 for it, it would most likely be sold. Yours is a beauty.

[getsome]

OBSERVATIONS THAT CANNOT BE ARGUED WITH!

China claims that the coronavirus came from an old bat, but Nancy Pelosi denies being involved.

"Payday" candy bar is changing its name because it's offensive to those who don't work.

If the current power grid can't handle a night of 20 degrees temperatures without rolling blackouts, how are we going to plug in 100 million electric cars at night?

Are there any countries that tax their citizens and send some of it to Americans?



Imagine, if you will, a world where every tweet and meme must be fact-checked but not a ballot.

How to stop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers? Ban sober drivers from driving. That's exactly how gun control works.


Yep.

[dao]

1984 has arrived folks. Buckle up.

[jeepster09]

:-]:-]

[AJBert]

My oldest son just spent $1,125 on this meal for two last night in downtown Austin.
(It is his wife’s 49th birthday)
I told him he could have bought a new Colt 1911 .45, or this Colt Government .380 that I just got through cleaning for the first time in several years.
Paid $240 for it new in 1986, but now they are fetching $900-$1,100 with original box & papers in this like new condition.
IIRC, it has had only 24 rounds through the pipe.

I know what oysters and fish are, but I have no ideas what the rest of the stuff it. I think I'd do much better at a steakhouse.

[Armybrat]

Same here, and the steakhouse doesn’t have to have tablecloths either.

[tokuno]

Same here, and the steakhouse doesn’t have to have tablecloths either.
My favorite kind has butcher paper on the picnic table, a roll of paper towels, a bucket of ice for the beer, and a baking sheet to serve the pile of brisket.

[JohnR]

And crayons to write and draw on the butcher paper.

[Armybrat]

My favorite kind has butcher paper on the picnic table, a roll of paper towels, a bucket of ice for the beer, and a baking sheet to serve the pile of brisket.

Like this sampler tray?
One of Texas’ generational best BBQ joints - Black’s in Lockhart.
(Just plastic sheets on the tables, not cloth - and that’s not me, he’s a friend from Wisconsin)

[mr surveyor]

Like this sampler tray?
One of Texas’ generational best BBQ joints - Black’s in Lockhart.
(Just plastic sheets on the tables, not cloth - and that’s not me, he’s a friend from Wisconsin)


are you sure that picture wasn't from Australia? :p


jd

[Armybrat]

Dagnabbit!

Dunno why the pics come out upside down here. They don’t on other boards.
Dunno how to rotate it here.

[Bawanna]

Fixed it for ya.

[jeepster09]

NO NO NO this how it is supposed to be .....:spider:

[Armybrat]

:p:p:p

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/ary-2wdo68_t3-jpg.1268013/

[wyntrout]

I have a small jar made in Mexico with an expiration date of October 1993. It still smells pretty strong and I've used it a few times in the last year or two.

It's NOT a good lubricant... if you know what I mean. :D

[JohnR]

Not to be confused with Kentucky Jelly.

[Armybrat]

……..

[dao]

Ironic that you would use that picture given McCauley's choices.

[340pd]

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9AdzS-VFtp82DA1hZzAdqDWLW56gak0BRpZ2MjdSdjOVqhs6FEDwtj_0 mgacZqde3drPNTgpyb3J1vhMJndRrCs0oiJevxNoPmjhOmyfWx C9tuWmSIK0jkAjZ0msBgqM_Ctr83hXN0iMFAtpM3mpsM_nAHYr 1A-p4fwSpQVEjI9rsNhE0PfJ7Qzk7Fw/w640-h400/15.gif

[Armybrat]

…..

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/screenshot_20230502_180617_opera-jpg.1269531/

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/imagine8448-jpg.1268922/

[jeepster09]

:-]:-]

[340pd]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/211111111111kep4fpzzqaxa1_jpg-2805070-jpg.1270501/

[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/u85gjq770tva1-jpg.16908/