MayHAM is here....

[jeepster09]

:-]:-]

[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[yqtszhj]

Between the Bud fiasco and “Let’s Go Brandon” I wonder if the country is figuring out who the real influencer’s are?

[King Rat]

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There really is a God!

[JohnR]

There really is a God!
Goddess!

[Armybrat]

……….

[Armybrat]

…….

[JohnR]

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.

“Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered. “On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, ‘Now, back off or I’ll kick the living daylights out of all of you!'”

St Peter was impressed, “When did this happen?”

“Couple of minutes ago.”

[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[jeepster09]

:-]:-]

[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[JohnR]

Squeeeeze



The trigger. That's what I meant.

[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[JohnR]

https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=192 0,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/82l-2wzj5i_t3-jpg.1276029/

FTW! That's me.

[jeepster09]

I think this is considered MayHAM......bad words hurt and MUST be punished. :amflag:

https://www.gov.ca.gov/2023/05/09/what-theyre-saying-state-and-community-leaders-praise-launch-of-new-hotline-and-resource-network-to-combat-hate-across-california/#:~:text=The%20CA%20vs%20Hate%20Resource%20Line%20 and%20Network%20is%20a,or%20online%20at%20any%20ti me.


https://www.gov.ca.gov/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/gov-logo-final.png

What They’re Saying: State and Community Leaders Praise Launch of New Hotline and Resource Network to Combat Hate Across CaliforniaPublished: May 09, 2023

[Ken L]

^^Would be a great thing, and something I totally agree with if they are against ALL hate. I'd have to see it to believe it though. Most of the time the hate they are against is real or imagined hate against liberals or liberal causes. Hate against Republicans, white men or Christian-based religions is OK, especially in California.

[berettabone]

They have SSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many issues, and this is what they worry about now. It is seriously, the land of plenty, fruits, nuts, and vegetables. They're all easy to pick...........................

[jeepster09]

I guess I disagree, we do have freedom of speech.
My Momma always said "sticks and stones will break your bones but names and funny faces won't hurt you". :tongue:

[Armybrat]

FTW! That's me.

Same here.
Our phone # in Puerto Rico was 2234. That was 70 years ago.

[Armybrat]

……..

[GROTMAN]

Yesterday at 8:06 PM (https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/threads/the-ncgo-general-humor-thread-not-pc-not-safe-for-children.61459/post-1062522)#18,030 (https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/threads/the-ncgo-general-humor-thread-not-pc-not-safe-for-children.61459/post-1062522)
https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/vbjvwim-jpg.17019/








https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/vbjvwim-jpg.17019/

[dao]

^^^Thanks for the chuckle

[JohnR]

……..
…raises hand…

[getsome]

News from the wide wide world of sports, The winner of the 2023 Kentucky Derby, Mage was invited to the White House to meet with the President but declined saying that if he wanted to see another horses ass he would have come in second…..

[Armybrat]

…..

[340pd]

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[340pd]

The best,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xadYjvIEXiM

[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/3-png.17048/

[getsome]

Seen today at the Texas Mexico border and since Kamala was busy getting her nails done was Homeland Security boss Alejandro Mayorkas with a starter pistol to signal the start of the end of our country as we know it…….

[jeepster09]

:-]:-]

[jeepster09]

:-]:-]

[King Rat]

Mayhem came to CNN and destroyed them.

https://i.imgflip.com/7lfbjp.jpg

[IDisposable]

Metahttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230514/24ae8392e4f03d69004b16601351c9fc.jpg

[jeepster09]

:-]:-]

[getsome]

Mayhem came to CNN and destroyed them.

https://i.imgflip.com/7lfbjp.jpg

Yep

[jeepster09]

:-]:-]

[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[King Rat]

Take a guess what he choose.

https://i.imgur.com/cJgHwKN.jpg

[340pd]

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[King Rat]

https://i.imgur.com/mz1hxCC.jpg

[Armybrat]

………..

[340pd]

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[jeepster09]

;-];-]

[340pd]

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[dao]

Dont' know. But I wouldn't want to be the one to fire that one next :D

[Bawanna]

Probably be ok, looks like the bayonet poking into the ground. I probably wouldn't want to shoot it neither anyway.

[340pd]

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[AJBert]

I just happened to have had a Mosin Nagant, until the avalanche took everything, that came with all of the accessories, including the bayonet. It should still be good as it was still covered with good ol' Russian cosmoline. All original, matching serial #s, dated 1942. Never even bought a round for it, 7.62X54R. I may have to look in the slide area and see if I can find it one of these days.

[Bawanna]

Before the sink hole I had one also, there's a possibility that it was a Cossack rifle. Also had the M44 carbine? size. I did get some ammo but haven't shot either one.
I don't have the bayonet for the rifle, got a few accessories for the M44.

[mr surveyor]

I never had one of them old Mosin jobs, I had the much more modern SKS rifles. Unlike what I always heard about the Mosin Nagants not being able to hit the broad side of the barn ,,, from the inside ... my SKS could punch holes through that corrugated metal (most of the time). When that "spam can" of ammo was done, the SKS found a new home ...


jd

[340pd]

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[IDisposable]

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[Armybrat]

Old Las Vegas

[GROTMAN]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/1684425035225-png.17167/

[Armybrat]

I laughed…

[IDisposable]

Please be a parody...https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230519/e32120329af3647b857c1b4d7bb0202c.jpg

[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[dustnchips]

The education system is so bad that 50%of the doctors graduated in the bottom half of their medical school class
I hope that explains why 25% of students scored in the bottom quartel.

[jeepster09]

;-];-]

[Armybrat]

…….

[yqtszhj]

…….

^^^like^^^^

[340pd]

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[Bawanna]

Too gosh durn quiet around here. Over 24 hours without a single post. Don't reckon that's ever happened before.
I'm headed out to the good side of the mountains for a week of fishing and shootin, leaving Wednesday. I sure hate packing up and getting ready, but love it once I'm there. Get to do it all over again come July. Just me and the missus this trip, whole crew in July.

[JohnR]

Have a great time! We'll try to keep this place alive while you're gone... :cool:

[jeepster09]

Woohoo.....we be partying big time here!

[dao]

Awwwww

[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[jeepster09]

;-];-]

[getsome]

;-];-]

Yep

[skiflydive]

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[skiflydive]

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[340pd]

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[dao]

^^^We used paper clips :)

[skiflydive]

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[kenemoore]

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[340pd]

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[tokuno]

I guess I'm the butter-knife/lantern.
I don't get Arthur: "half a" job
or Coleslaw: "90% cabbage"
Can someone spoon-feed me some explanations? - feel free to call me dysphagia. . .


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[340pd]

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[berettabone]

Mr. Dysphagia.......Arthur is an anthropomorphic aardvark on a tv series for children ages 4-8. The 90% cabbage could be due to 10% being carrots. Could also be the results of eating too much at one sitting.

[AJBert]

I though Arthur was from the movie, "Arthur, Arthur." Just half the name of the movie, hence only on half the job. I don't hang around little kids so no idea about a kiddy show.

[JohnR]

Say “Arthur job” in a Cockney accent. Half a job.I suspect the meme is Bri’ish.

[tokuno]

Say “Arthur job” in a Cockney accent. Half a job.I suspect the meme is Bri’ish.
Aha, That works!
Coincidentally, without knowing the UK sourcing, and despite my Dad's name being Arthur, I couldn't disassociate that reference from Dudley Moore's character portrayal, but thought it tied to something that happened in the movie; skipped right past the obvious.
Thanks for the spoon-feed
-dysphagia

. . . working on "coleslaw" from the British angle . . .

[tokuno]

Aha, That works!
Coincidentally, without knowing the UK sourcing, and despite my Dad's name being Arthur, I couldn't disassociate that reference from Dudley Moore's character portrayal, but thought it tied to something that happened in the movie; skipped right past the obvious.
Thanks for the spoon-feed
-dysphagia

. . . working on "coleslaw" from the British angle . . .

Google to the rescue:
cabbage (https://www.english-slang.com/eng/~google/cabbage) {n.}
1. A stupid person or someone with no mental abilities whatever.

[berettabone]

I though Arthur was from the movie, "Arthur, Arthur." Just half the name of the movie, hence only on half the job. I don't hang around little kids so no idea about a kiddy show. You might be on to something there........................

[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[IDisposable]

Stone cold truthhttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230526/f312d2afb9effab7abc7ccfb91f53b4d.jpg

[getsome]

My hero Al Bundy explains why men drink beer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnzS43XqcKM

[tokuno]

Loved the rare occasions when my parents went out and Mom took us shopping to choose a Swansons. I was a salisbury steak with cobbler & corn boy.
When I was a bit older, my brother and I graduated to the Swanson's chicken pot pies. We'd get two or three each and invariably burn our mouths.


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[jeepster09]

Shoe Shine Guy
Every morning, the CEO of a major bank in Manhattan went to the corner where a shoeshine man was always there.

He used to sit on the chair, read the Wall Street Journal, and the shoeshine man gave his shoes a shiny, great look.

One morning, the shoeshine man asks the CEO:
"What do you think of the stock market situation?"

The CEO arrogantly asks him:
"Why are you so interested in this subject?"

The shoeshine man replies:
"I have 20 million dollars deposited in your bank and I am thinking about investing part of the money in the stock market."

The CEO of the bank asks:
"What is your name?"

He replies:
"John Smith H."

The CEO arrives at the bank and asks the Manager of the Major Accounts Department:
"Do we have a customer named John Smith H.?"

He replies:
"We certainly do, sir! He is an extremely esteemed customer! He has 20 million dollars in his account."

The CEO leaves the bank, approaches the shoeshine boy, and says:
"Mr. Smith, I would like to invite you to be our guest of honor at our board meeting next Monday and tell us your life story. I'm sure we will have a lot to learn from you."

At the board meeting, the CEO introduces him to the board members:
"We all know Mr. Smith, who makes our shoes shine like no one else. But Mr. Smith is also our valued customer, with twenty million dollars in his account.

I invited him to tell us the story of his life. I'm sure we can learn a lot from him. Please, Mr. Smith, tell us your life story."

Then, Mr. Smith began to narrate his story:
"I came to this country thirty years ago as a young immigrant from Eastern Europe and with an unpronounceable name. I left the ship penniless in my pocket.

The first thing I did was to change my name to Smith.

I was hungry and exhausted. I started to wander in search for a job, but without success.

Suddenly, I found a coin on the sidewalk. I bought some apples.

I had two options: eat the apples and quench my hunger or start a business. I sold the apples for 50 cents and bought more apples with the money.

When I started accumulating dollars, I managed to buy a set of used brushes and shoe polishes and started cleaning shoes.

I didn't spend a dime on fun or clothes. I only bought bread and cheese to survive.

I saved penny by penny and after a while I bought a new set of brushes and shoe polishes in different shades and colors and increased my clientele.

I lived like a monk and saved every penny. I managed to buy a chair so that my customers could sit comfortably while I cleaned their shoes, which brought me more customers.

I didn't spend a dime on the pleasures of life. I kept saving every penny.

A few years ago, when the corner shoeshine colleague decided to retire, I had already saved enough money to buy his point, which was a better place than mine.

Finally, 3 months ago, my drug dealer brother passed away and left me 20 million dollars.

[berettabone]

Loved the rare occasions when my parents went out and Mom took us shopping to choose a Swansons. I was a salisbury steak with cobbler & corn boy.
When I was a bit older, my brother and I graduated to the Swanson's chicken pot pies. We'd get two or three each and invariably burn our mouths. There was something about that corn, in a good way. I ate those 2 choices along with meatloaf and chicken. Probably had fish sticks for lunch...........I can't tell you how many times I had Banquet Chicken and Biscuits, or Sliced Turkey and Gravy. Who knows what that was. Patrick Cudahy hot dogs in a pinch. Stomach is gurgling already......................................

[GROTMAN]

BRITISH HUMOUR IS DIFFERENT

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. newspapers.


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences
in a single bound.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.


FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything

Statement of the century
Thought from the greatest living Scottish thinker
-- Billy Connolly: "If women are so bloody
perfect at multitasking, how come they can't
have a headache and sex at the same time?"​

[GROTMAN]

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[getsome]

Remember when late night talk shows were really good and worth staying up for……..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjNm4Axtol8

[340pd]

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[jeepster09]

Too gosh durn quiet around here. Over 24 hours without a single post. Don't reckon that's ever happened before.
I'm headed out to the good side of the mountains for a week of fishing and shootin, leaving Wednesday. I sure hate packing up and getting ready, but love it once I'm there. Get to do it all over again come July. Just me and the missus this trip, whole crew in July.

STAY IN LINE everyone ....your being WATCHED

[getsome]

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Yes sir, that right there is truth…..Ain’t nothing free, somebody always has to pay……God Bless them all as we remember their ultimate sacrifice on this Memorial Day weekend……..:Amflag2:

[Bawanna]

STAY IN LINE everyone ....your being WATCHED

Wow, I used to have hair. Just got back from range. Had 3 troublesome hand guns I've been trying to get running. All ran perfectly, life is good.
Lit off the Quigley Sharps half a dozen times and she's dialed in now too. Life is good. Fishing could be a bit better but maybe it'll be better in July?

[getsome]

Welcome home boss, we were pretty good in your absence and you might want to overlook some stuff that happened last week but we all took care of it, no big deal, we got this………..

[Bawanna]

I'm still out till Wednesday night. They got wifi and all this new fangled technology now so there's no hiding. I'll overlook what happened last week of course. What happens on Kahrtalk stays on karhtalk or is that Vegas?

[getsome]

That would be a yep and a yep sir…………

[JohnR]

I swear it wasn’t me!

[340pd]

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[JohnR]

Sumpthin fishy about that holster.

[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[Armybrat]

Sumpthin fishy about that holster.

Blowfish?

[Armybrat]

…….

[jeepster09]

;-];-]

[340pd]

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[jeepster09]

;-];-[

[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[jeepster09]

;-];-[