December delights

[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[jeepster09]

Mrs. Jeep finally got our picture back for our Christmas cards this year.

[Bawanna]

You get a new hat? Great photo.

[jeepster09]

Glad you like it....the old one blew in the BULL PEN and I decided to get a new one.

[GROTMAN]

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[GROTMAN]

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[Armybrat]

Poor guy is exhausted….

[Barth]

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[Armybrat]

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She is saying she “queefs” a lot.

[JohnR]

Hadda look that up. Wish I hadn't.

[Bawanna]

Ditto here, also wish I hadn't.

[jeepster09]

I didn't look it up....what did ya find? :behindsofa:

[GROTMAN]

So now you all made me look it up. Now i wish i hadn't either.

[GROTMAN]

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[jeepster09]

The farmer’s pigs.
A farmer had 5 female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned 5 male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50.

The farmers lived 60 miles apart, so they decided to drive 30 miles each morning and find a field in which to let the pigs mate.

The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 a.m., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon (the only vehicle he had) and drove the 30 miles.

While the pigs were in the field mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they are pregnant?"

The other farmer replied, "If they're lying in the grass tomorrow morning, they'll be pregnant. If they're lying in the mud, they're not."

The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So he hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again.

This continued each morning for more than a week and the farmers were worn out.

The next morning, one was too tired to even get out of bed. So he called out to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass."

"Neither," yelled his wife, "They're in the station wagon. And one of them is honking the horn."

[jeepster09]

The Lone Ranger's Last Request
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.

The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" ...

"In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days."

"Before I kill you, I grant you three requests"

"What is your FIRST request???'

The Lone Ranger responds,"I'd like to speak to my horse."


The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in
Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.


The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse",

"But I will still kill you in two days."

"What is your SECOND request???"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.

As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde.


She enters the Lone Rangers tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
"You are indeed a man of many talents,"

"But I will still kill you tomorrow."

"What is your LAST request ???"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, .... alone."

The Chief is curious, but he agrees,and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.

Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says,

"READ MY LIPS!!!!"
FOR... THE... LAST... TIME...

"BRING POSSE"

[Armybrat]

I didn't look it up....what did ya find? :behindsofa:
You don’t wanna know.

[jeepster09]

Meet Sarah...

[Armybrat]

Graduated to octogenarian status today, so we went out for dinner.
Never thought I’d get this far.

[Bawanna]

Had to look it up, 80 ain't so bad. Bet some days you feel 50 and other days you feel 125?

Oh, and very happy birthday.

[JohnR]

Happy birthday Brat! I’m a couple decades behind you.

[jeepster09]

Happy Birthday :cheer2:

[Bawanna]

I'm only one decade behind............heavy sigh...........

[dao]

Happy Birthday AB, that's an accomplishment. Especially given that we didn't wear helmets, walked to school, rode in the back of pickups, and played lawn darts.

[tokuno]

Graduated to octogenarian status today, so we went out for dinner.
Never thought I’d get this far.

My wife's grandmother re-married at 80 (she'd been widowed for a while and met back up with her long-ago college sweetheart, iirc).
This was pre-social media, but there was still a surfeit of travel photos - mostly cruises, but also road trips, concerts, you name it.
Hey, life begins at 55 (base15) or 40 (base20), dontcha know! :-D

[GROTMAN]

HAPPY bIRTHDAY ARMYBRAT... 80 IS NOT OLD. OR SO SAYS MY 92 YEAR OLD DAD.

[GROTMAN]

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[JohnR]

Want!!!!!!!!!!

[JohnR]

So, if a person passes away and leaves unused nitroglycerine tablets, what kind of fun can a guy have with those?

Asking for a friend.

[AJBert]

An old man is lying on his death bed with his wife at his side. They had 3 kids but the last one, Steve, looked nothing like the first 2 so he was always suspicious.

The old man looked at his wife and says: "Honey, it doesn't matter at this point but I need to know. Is Steve my son?" His wife smiles and says: "I swear to you, he is your son". The old man then dies peacefully.

Then his wife says: "I am just glad he didn't ask about the first 2".

[jeepster09]

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[Barth]

I sent my grandson a case of 9mm ammo for Christmas.
His response was thanks and that seems like a baseline for him for ammo.
My amazing daughter is bringing him up right :D
Kids matter, grandkids matter.
Let's make the next generation strong!
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[jeepster09]

!!!!!

[Armybrat]

…….

[Bawanna]

Popped up on a memory deal, still get a kick out of it. Should take another one, kind of a now and then deal if you follow the flow of my creek.

[dao]

Lucas McCain's little-known daughter, The Rifle Girl!

[Armybrat]

Lucas McCain's little-known daughter, The Rifle Girl!

👍👍👍❤️

[jeepster09]

;-];-[

[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[Armybrat]

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[jeepster09]

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[dao]

I like your sense of humor jeep :D

[Armybrat]

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[Armybrat]

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[sorcerer]

……….
Reserver hitch, newly found swear words and Blood letting and discovering that at any age you can still hop around on one leg.

[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[JohnR]

Santa needed a 10mm.

[dao]

Or three. A 5.56 might have been sufficient is he wasn't on the same flow.

What is at the feet of the bear on the right?

[jeepster09]

For clearing the streets.....

[jeepster09]

Sorry....

[jeepster09]

....

Reserver hitch, newly found swear words and Blood letting and discovering that at any age you can still hop around on one leg.

[Barth]

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[Bawanna]

Or three. A 5.56 might have been sufficient is he wasn't on the same flow.

What is at the feet of the bear on the right?

I've looked and looked at that picture and gosh durned if I can figure out what that is at the bears feet. Looks like a goat head, but doubt there's many goats on the ice flow.

[berettabone]

I think it's a very fat fish. You can see the mouth on the right and if you look really closely, a black dot above the mouth that could be an eye above it. You can see what could be a lateral line and maybe a part of the tail hanging on the left.

[jeepster09]

Words of wisdom...

[Barth]

Favorite 70s bicycle
Schwinn Stingray 5 Speed :cool:
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[JohnR]

I had this one:

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[Bawanna]

Wow, you guys had all the cool stuff.

[mr surveyor]

I had a stick

[jeepster09]

My bike wasn't as cool....
[I suppose it could of used a coat of wax].

[Armybrat]

I had a 26” Schwinn 3-speed Traveler like this one…

[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[340pd]

Favorite 70s bicycle
Schwinn Stingray 5 Speed :cool:
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45 years ago I bought one of these from a neighbor for $5. While teaching my son to ride, I figured if he braked too hard he would have an ugly encounter with the shift lever so I ran along side him. I was a smoker at the time so after huffing and puffing I realized I had to quit smoking. That night was my last cigarette. I became a 5 mile a day runner, wore out a couple of hips, switched to a road bike that I rode 2500 miles each summer, one of the hip replacements got a redo after 20 years,, and now walk 4 miles every morning just before sunrise. Fourth and final hip likely this spring.
That was the best $5 I ever spent.

[340pd]

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[berettabone]

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[berettabone]

Took the bike apart. Painted it metallic blue. Blue metallic banana seat. High rise sissy bar. Monkey bar handlebars that were pinched in, chopper style. Left the front fender off. Hacksawed and filed about 8" off of the rear fender. Stole a few of mother's clothesline clips. Found an old deck of cards and I was cruzin.......................

[berettabone]

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Had one in my hometown. Used to go there for their cherry sundae. 69 cents. That wasn't cheap back then....................Great malts in the stainless mixer cup. Great burgers, chili, soup, grilled cheese.

[Armybrat]

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[Armybrat]

Chicago drone by Sig Sauer…

[Armybrat]

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[jeepster09]

Young Jocko?

[jeepster09]

...

[jeepster09]

An 80 year old MN farmer goes to the Mayo Clinic in Rochester for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?'

"I'm a Minnesota farmer, and in my spare time I like to hunt and fish," says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight milking cows and farming and when I'm not doing that, I'm out hunting or fishing. In the evening, I have a beer and all is well.'

"Well" says the Doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. "How old was your Father when he died?"

'Who said my Father's dead?'

The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your Father's still alive. How old is he?'

'He's 100 years old,' says the old farmer. 'In fact he works with and hunted with me this morning, and then we went to the topless bar for a while and had a little beer, and that's why he's still alive. He's a Minnesota farmer and he's a hunter and fisherman too.'

'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Father's Father? How old was he when he died?'

'Who said my Grandpa's dead?'

Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still alive?'

'He's 118 years old,' says the man

The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went hunting with you this morning too?'

'No, Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.'

At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting married!! Why would an 118 year-old guy want to get married?'

'Who said he wanted to?'

[jeepster09]

Jocko update....

[dao]

Well, he's a hard worker isn't he? Bless his heart.

[340pd]

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[jeepster09]

;-[;-]

[jeepster09]

New X MAS scent candle....

[jeepster09]

Seen any good videos lately...

[tokuno]

Young Jocko?
21820

I'da had about 3 minutes before one of my pals tried jumping smack in the middle of the front fork.
Slow developing pre-frontal cortexes on me and my cohort. Lots of dumb ideas, but almost all of us survived to adult-hood.

[Redwood]

A man was telling his friend about his new girlfriend and said, “You know what a conch shell is?”

”You mean the kind you call hold next to your ear and hear the ocean?”, asks the friend.

“Yeah, that kind. My girlfriend has a tattoo of a conch shell 🐚 on the inside of her thigh, and when you press your ear against it you can smell the ocean!”

[Armybrat]

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[berettabone]

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[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[Bawanna]

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I want that!

[jeepster09]

I want that!

Well you can go ahead and print it....it will look best if you use photo paper. I'm here to help. :yo:

[Armybrat]

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My son’s ‘59 isn’t that shiny anymore…

[JohnR]

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How did they survive without water bottles?

[Bawanna]

My son’s ‘59 isn’t that shiny anymore…

I had a 59 back in the day. It wasn't near as shiny as your son's but still loved it, wish I still had it.

[Armybrat]

Speaking of old stuff - the wife just found her old souvenir college band t-shirt from LBJ’s inauguration…

[JohnR]

The gal across the street got a new carport. Not sure whose car that is, though. It’s never been there before.

[getsome]

How did they survive without water bottles?

And cell phones, where did they carry the most important item humans have ever invented???…..

[jeepster09]

....

[JohnR]

And cell phones, where did they carry the most important item humans have ever invented???…..
Notice they’re smiling. No one does that today.

[jeepster09]

https://youtu.be/bxUfg3uCBbg?si=jL2Gmqr6pQ97ypXE

[340pd]

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[jeepster09]

TWELVE COMMANDMENTS FOR PEOPLE OVER 50

#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.

#2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.

#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.

#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.

#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.”

#6 - “On time” is when you get there.

#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.

#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

#9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.

#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.

#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.

#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.

And… “One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house

[dao]

Amazing just how many of those fit perfectly :D

[getsome]

Yep, how has another year gone by, wasn’t paying attention I guess, going to be so busy the next few days I figured I’d be off the air for a while until this insanity is over so I’ll say Merry Christmas to y’all and I hope you have a great holiday with your family…….Thanks for letting me hang out here with you guys so for now I’ll leave you with this…….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42oiyKLPY8k

[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[jeepster09]

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[JohnR]

https://www.ncgunowners.com/xf/attachments/gfhlki4wiaafyvg-jpg.22931/

[Armybrat]

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[getsome]

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Then he ripped the TV off the wall and threw it out the 12th floor window, got dressed and walked out of the joint………Those women can do that to a red blooded American man…….

[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[Bawanna]

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Damn, I'd love to clean out my wood shop and have that to drive around on nice days. What a beauty.

[JohnR]

7-11

My culture shock as a kid when we moved to Florida from St. Louis, a place where I never saw a convenience store, another kid in the apartment complex asked me in his native Southern accent, “Whydon’tyouevergodowntosevenelevenandbuythings?”

I had to make him repeat it three times and when I figured out the question I had no answer.

[JohnR]

As far as that Bel Air, I can see myseld cruisin’ with my elbow out the window.

[Barth]

https://www.motortrend.com/uploads/f/33847989.jpg?w=768&width=768&q=75&format=webp

[Armybrat]

7-11

My culture shock as a kid when we moved to Florida from St. Louis, a place where I never saw a convenience store, another kid in the apartment complex asked me in his native Southern accent, “Whydon’tyouevergodowntosevenelevenandbuythings?”

I had to make him repeat it three times and when I figured out the question I had no answer.

Imagine my culture shock when my family moved from a four year post at Fort Brooke in Puerto Rico to St.Louis in 1954.
Didn’t care much for civilian life at all.

[jeepster09]

Damn, I'd love to clean out my wood shop and have that to drive around on nice days. What a beauty.

I had 2, 57's....none now :-[

[jeepster09]

As far as that Bel Air, I can see myseld cruisin’ with my elbow out the window.

Kind of like this? My old buddy Willie B. He drove with one hand on the wheel and one on the LEDGE.

[JohnR]

That’s too much adrenaline for me in my old age.

[berettabone]

https://images.classic.com/vehicles/f4772c013f979077353b7a0adbeb0931.jpeg?w=1200&h=676&fit=crop

[jeepster09]

Okay...perhaps my 56 Chevy would be better choice today. Had this one back in 1980, it had under 20k on it.

[jeepster09]

Next up I had a 65 Chevelle SS and next a 56 Ford with T Bird 312 in it [all original]. Boy I wish I still had these cars. These 2 were about 1988.

[jeepster09]

Before those, I had a 1964 Chrysler 300K which had a 413 Ramcharger engine...the car FLEW...

[jeepster09]

Today's....Impala RS

[berettabone]

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.cI8ie2wmRjc08WZ6tmYnuwHaEr?w=292&h=184&c=7&r=0&o=5&dpr=1.2&pid=1.7

[JohnR]

My 1988 spring break rental.

[JohnR]

I swear I didn’t go to Australia for spring break :rolleyes:

[Bawanna]

Welcome back to Merica.

[Barth]

Owned a 67 SS Camaro in high school, a personal favorite :cool:
https://cdn.dealeraccelerate.com/motoexotica/1/2707/85520/790x1024/1967-chevrolet-camaro-1967-chevrolet-camaro

[JohnR]

Thanks Boss! The blood was starting to rush to my head.

[Bawanna]

Owned a 67 SS Camaro in high school, a personal favorite :cool:
https://cdn.dealeraccelerate.com/motoexotica/1/2707/85520/790x1024/1967-chevrolet-camaro-1967-chevrolet-camaro

I had a 68 RS, sorry no photo evidence but mine was black.

[berettabone]

Next up I had a 65 Chevelle SS and next a 56 Ford with T Bird 312 in it [all original]. Boy I wish I still had these cars. These 2 were about 1988. A friend of mine had a Chevelle just like yours right after high school. Same color too..................

[berettabone]

https://americantruckfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/1970-pontiac-gto-interior.jpeg

[jeepster09]

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[getsome]

https://images.classic.com/vehicles/f4772c013f979077353b7a0adbeb0931.jpeg?w=1200&h=676&fit=crop

Oh yeah, nice….I don’t drive my 70 Chevelle much any more but I like to crank her up in the garage once in a while and hit the go pedal until the boss comes out and makes me shut her down because of the exhaust fumes but I do get a kick out of that rumble…….Those 455 Buick GS were the boss of the GM muscle cars though, super nice cars and not that many still around today…..

[berettabone]

You can still find them. Power, luxury, almost 500 ft. lbs. of torque. Along with the Chevelles, pretty much ruled the road back then.

[Armybrat]

Yep…. Easter, 1968.
Our Malibu 2dr hardtop had a 283 with 3 on the tree.
Paid $2,685 for it new in September ‘67…..
Sold it for $1,000 in 1973 with 70,000 miles on yjr clock.
Best GM car we ever had.

[340pd]

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[340pd]

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[jeepster09]

1944

[dao]

Korea?

[jeepster09]

Not sure...it was taken in 1944.

[dao]

Probably not Korea then, but that does look like a Korean tank in the background.

[Barth]

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My TV dial had 13 channels.
But only got about 5 VHF and three more UHF :p

[JohnR]

We had four channels till about 1981.

[Planedude]

1944

That tank is an early Type 95 Ha-Go Japanese tank. I am guessing the pic is from the 1944 pacific theater...
Old jeeps are cool, but they really drive like rough, old jeeps. They will rattle the fillings out of your teeth, be a trail or the road.

Peace.

[340pd]

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[Barth]

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[Armybrat]

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