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ripley16
01-07-2011, 02:06 PM
Gloomy day, clouds, cold, dark mood...

time to take a picture.

I'm going through my Dark Phase.

Black jacket, black hat, black gun, black holster, black ammo.

Yeah... that's right... I'm tough.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i186/ripley16/Pistols/Kahr/BlackKahr011.jpg

;)

Bawanna
01-07-2011, 02:08 PM
I don't know if your tough, but you definitely BAD to the BONE! And not Gloomy neither.

jocko
01-07-2011, 02:19 PM
I like that hat, but for me as I carry 24/7 I would not wear it anywhere but to the range. Just to me kinda like saying heh gun cops, I am carrying... I have a Life Member NRA hat that I wear abourt the same way to.

Less people know about ol jocko the better. I try to act dumb, course as Bawanna will tell you, that is a very easy act for me...

ripley16
01-07-2011, 02:42 PM
I like that hat, but for me as I carry 24/7 I would not wear it anywhere but to the range.

The hat came included in a gun deal I did a few years ago. Actually I've never worn it. :o I was looking through my closet when I came across the hat, which inspired me to set up the photo, as I thought it would make a good prop.

Bawanna
01-07-2011, 02:46 PM
And a fine prop it is, makes for a very nice photograph.

I have a Kahr hat that I actually felt was too nice to wear. I do that sometimes, get a really cool shirt and then never wear it cause I want it to last forever.
Forever is a very long time, I'm gonna find that Kahr hat tonight and wear it even if it ain't sunday go to meetin attire required.
I might just wear the socks with no holes in em too. Live baby live!

kpm9
01-07-2011, 02:57 PM
Black Talon? Nice touch.

And ripley, believe it or not.... ah, nevermind. ;)

OldLincoln
01-07-2011, 03:16 PM
You can THINK you're tough but it becomes fact after you skid across the highway watching your clothes and hide burn off - then no comments after. So Jocko we KNOW you're tough. You have a lifetime tough guy card so you don't need to do that one again.

ripley16
01-07-2011, 03:19 PM
Black Talon? Nice touch.



Good eye. Yes it is a black talon. The only one I have left. :frown:.

Dietrich
01-07-2011, 03:26 PM
And a fine prop it is, makes for a very nice photograph.

I have a Kahr hat that I actually felt was too nice to wear. I do that sometimes, get a really cool shirt and then never wear it cause I want it to last forever.
Forever is a very long time, I'm gonna find that Kahr hat tonight and wear it even if it ain't sunday go to meetin attire required.
I might just wear the socks with no holes in em too. Live baby live!
Just one fashion tip and then I`m off to the zoo.When you wear that daring black hat,be sure to accessorize with a simple strand of pearls.Sometimes,simple speaks volumes. TaTa.

Bawanna
01-07-2011, 03:54 PM
I am so glad I did't read this about this time last week. I would have been a hurting boy, let me tell ya. Gut's all healed up so please carry on at will!

jocko
01-07-2011, 04:11 PM
You can THINK you're tough but it becomes fact after you skid across the highway watching your clothes and hide burn off - then no comments after. So Jocko we KNOW you're tough. You have a lifetime tough guy card so you don't need to do that one again.

not really tough, just fokking lucky:) but I must admit I have seen to much of the pavement lately in the last 10 years. Not bragging, just saying I am lucky... Steel plate in left leg and 13 screws still in there , alerts every air port wand when they use it on me. I do sometimes think my age is showing on me but I just don't want to realize it..

yqtszhj
01-07-2011, 09:17 PM
I like that hat, but for me as I carry 24/7 I would not wear it anywhere but to the range. Just to me kinda like saying heh gun cops, I am carrying... I have a Life Member NRA hat that I wear abourt the same way to.

Less people know about ol jocko the better. I try to act dumb, course as Bawanna will tell you, that is a very easy act for me...

I've been holding on to this since 2010 but now I have to give eveyone advance notice. Since our current pres has decided where he will have his re-election headquarters, in 2012, I'm planning on starting a write in campaign for someone in a neighboring state. After must study I have found our next leader:

:cheer2: JOCKO FOR PRESIDENT :cheer2:

Qualifications that other presidents have not posessed:
1. Gives his unfiltered opinion on about anything (even if you may not want it.)
2. Respescts others opinion even when he doesn't disagree.
3. Says opinions are like ***holes, everybody has one.
4. Say's what he thinks and doesn't care if you don't agree.
5. Not interested in making a big show of things or impressing anybody.
6. Provides helpful advice on all topics whether solicited or not.
7. Doesn't advertise he carries.
8. Carries 24/7 anyway.
9. Owns a custom PM9 (and doesn't care if you think it's pretty or not.)
10. Has 30,000+ rounds through it (even though he claims he cant hit anything.)
11. Rides a Harley even after an accident (shows he has guts.):cool:
12. And doesn't appear to have contracted the Pinocchio Syndrome :lie:

Anyone else want to add to the list and join the write in campaign?

Bawanna
01-07-2011, 09:52 PM
I'm sure we'll have more to add but for now count on my vote for sure!

Dietrich
01-08-2011, 04:18 AM
I hope that he taps me for Secretary of State.I think the ragheads would be impressed by my diplomatic tact.

yqtszhj
01-08-2011, 05:52 AM
I hope that he taps me for Secretary of State.I think the ragheads would be impressed by my diplomatic tact.

I'm impressed already.

kahrseye
01-08-2011, 08:20 AM
Jocko has my vote. He's a walking encyclopedia....add that to the list. I'd also like to apply for the Secretary of the Treasury if the position hasn't been filled yet.

garyb
01-08-2011, 09:40 AM
You gotta love the Kahr hat. I wear mine regularly but selectively. I'm staying with my wife in a Florida RV resort currently and have not worn it. Too hot (poor me). Although most folks here wouldn't know what Kahr stands for. In fact, I've been asked back home what it said on the hat because the Kahr logo lettering is not real clear to those that are not familiar with Kahr. I think we are in a Kahr Cult. Anyway, Kahr puts out a very nice hat and at a great price. I hope they keep it cheap, but maybe I should just order a backup hat so it can last me almost twice as long as forever...haha. It will outlast me for sure.

O'Dell
01-08-2011, 11:08 AM
Hey Jocko, I want to put my bid in for Secretary of the Interior, only to keep it in the family. My grandfather held that position about 90 years ago. Also does this mean the the SS will be carrying PM9's?

As far as the hats go, I have one to match all my pistols. I practically never wear the SIG, Ruger, Taurus, or Springfield because they're too easily recognized. However, I do wear the Kahr, HK, and XD, as no one but a gun nut would know what they mean. I also have a hat with a bronze S&W logo, and one with the NRA eagle emblem but no writing, that most people wouldn't know, that I wear. My new favorite is a baseball cap has a picture of a Colt 1911, and says "1911 to 2011 - 100 years and still fighting". I once wore my SIG Sauer hat when I was breaking in a new dentist. The first thing he said when he walked in was 'What's with the hat". I replied "just a warning".

wyntrout
01-08-2011, 11:10 AM
I'd like to be Secretary of de Fence. That's the one in charge of the fence along the southern border of the U.S. of A. Our military is supposed to protect our borders and I would use them for that purpose. I would train them to do so and make sure they have the protection (armor... body and vehicles) AND bullets in their weapons!!
:59::80:
They wouldn't have to take sensitivity classes or any other P.C. BS!:32:

Wynn:yo:

Bawanna
01-08-2011, 11:18 AM
I hope that he taps me for Secretary of State.I think the ragheads would be impressed by my diplomatic tact.

First thing you need to do Mr. Secretary of State is learn proper PC etiquette. They are offended being called ragheads!
The towel on their head is actually a burial shroud, the higher up they are the bigger the shroud and more material apparently to keep the dirt out of their eyes or something.
So in keeping with proper terminology they should be referred to as sheetheads.
I was hesitant to write this as I didn't want to offend anyone but this was told to me by the manager of our local mini mart. He had the sheet so must know of what he speaks. I did assume the sheethead moniker as it seems to fit and it didn't have a total grasp of the language compound by my lack of hearing of the language.

jocko
01-08-2011, 11:34 AM
did u maybe not hear that manager correctly when he said sheet heads. Maybe he meant sh-theads??

I actually thought those towels were good and useful like when drying off your car after going through a car wash. those sheethead, towel head, sh-theads are always prepared for the worst you know. I remember the first time I went into one of those mini mart gas stations in virginia and this "foreign" gal had this read dot on her forehead. Hell What did I know, I tried to scratch it off to help her thinking she did not know it was there. Wow, did I get escorted out of that place fast, by some guy who was wearing a sheethead , or towel , to me he had to be a real sh-thead, for he didn't buy my story at all... One has to be careful when trying to do a good deed anymore!!! Now thats the truth, I would as u know ol jocko never fokk with ones mind.

I now refer to them as "scratch offs".

yqtszhj
01-08-2011, 05:21 PM
First thing you need to do Mr. Secretary of State is learn proper PC etiquette. They are offended being called ragheads!
The towel on their head is actually a burial shroud, the higher up they are the bigger the shroud and more material apparently to keep the dirt out of their eyes or something.
So in keeping with proper terminology they should be referred to as sheetheads.
I was hesitant to write this as I didn't want to offend anyone but this was told to me by the manager of our local mini mart. He had the sheet so must know of what he speaks. I did assume the sheethead moniker as it seems to fit and it didn't have a total grasp of the language compound by my lack of hearing of the language.

Ok, Bawanna is tagged for Presidential Councel, and in true Jocko fashion he listens to councel, makes his own interpretation, and says what he really thinks.

Now, based on what I've stirred up I would say that Jocko will have his whole cabinet and department heads in place before our current Pres even see's what's happening.

Bawanna
01-08-2011, 05:24 PM
Ok, Bawanna is tagged for Presidential Councel, and in true Jocko fashion he listens to councel, makes his own interpretation, and says what he really thinks.

Now, based on what I've stirred up I would say that Jocko will have his whole cabinet and department heads in place before our current Pres even see's what's happening.

Since you thunk this all up, I think your entitled to first dibbs on a cabinet position. What do you want to be?
I definitely want to stay in the background, one of the little people.

yqtszhj
01-08-2011, 05:53 PM
I don’t really feel worthy of such a high position but if my services are needed I would be willing to serve as Press Secretary. I would be honored to answer one of the liberal networks question by saying “Quit asking stupid leading questions in order to create some scandal to boost your ratings at the expense of someone that is trying to help out the country! If you had been paying attention!!! you would realize that President Jocko doesn’t give a !@#$ what you or anyone else thinks and he has already told you like it is! NEXT QUESTION!!! ”

Bawanna
01-08-2011, 06:34 PM
Me thinks he would be a fool not to tap you as press secretary. You have a genuine knack for it I can tell.

jlottmc
01-09-2011, 03:28 PM
did u maybe not hear that manager correctly when he said sheet heads. Maybe he meant sh-theads??

I actually thought those towels were good and useful like when drying off your car after going through a car wash. those sheethead, towel head, sh-theads are always prepared for the worst you know. I remember the first time I went into one of those mini mart gas stations in virginia and this "foreign" gal had this read dot on her forehead. Hell What did I know, I tried to scratch it off to help her thinking she did not know it was there. Wow, did I get escorted out of that place fast, by some guy who was wearing a sheethead , or towel , to me he had to be a real sh-thead, for he didn't buy my story at all... One has to be careful when trying to do a good deed anymore!!! Now thats the truth, I would as u know ol jocko never fokk with ones mind.

I now refer to them as "scratch offs".

First time I saw one of those dots, I hit the floor, I thought it was a laser and the little thing was about to lose her head.
I'll take a cabinet position too, I surely couldn't screw it up any worse than it already is. As to which one, I'm not picky.

Bawanna
01-09-2011, 04:06 PM
First time I saw one of those dots, I hit the floor, I thought it was a laser and the little thing was about to lose her head.
I'll take a cabinet position too, I surely couldn't screw it up any worse than it already is. As to which one, I'm not picky.

I'd say definitely pencil you in for a spot. Hmmm, can you see Russia from your house?
You should give us some choices you'd like to be considered for, not that I'm part of the selection process, just trying to help make the plan work.

jlottmc
01-11-2011, 11:00 AM
Well, how about Homeland defense? I can shoot well enough to keep people out.

Ognimalf
01-16-2011, 10:36 AM
Don't see how I missed the thread. Excellent picture!!!