Blonde biker bar....

[jeepster09]

An old and blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender. ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says: ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters. “No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

[mr surveyor]

mrs surv is a blonde.... she didn't get it:rolleyes:

[Bawanna]

My wife is blonde, left handed and swede. Cute but qualifies for a handicap sticker. She didn't get it either but she ain't laughing. My sides are splitting.

[DasFriek]

I just clicked the thread to see what the bars address was, Man was i disappointed!
Good joke tho.

[jocko]

Hail to the jeepster. he is definitely the man of the day. I think that is the best oneyet, I ride with two blonde gals alot, I just forwarded this to them.

[getsome]

Now thats what I'm talkin about....See Bewann we are in desperate need of a jokes forum here at the KT bar...If the Mod Squad Gods will allow that it would really put this joint on the map.....Here is my blond offering....A blond, a brunett, and a red head entered into the Olympic breast stroke swimming event...At the shot all three hit the water and the brunett and redhead were neck and neck at the end with the redhead just taking the event medal....Twenty minutes later the blond finally made it to the finish, got out of the pool and started to cry hysterically while yelling "THATS NOT FAIR", They were using their arms the whole way.!!!!!:p

[yqtszhj]

A was in her apartment and noticed the building was on fire. The in a panic ran to the phone and called 911. :phone:The operator answered "911, what's your emergency?" The responds "HELP, my apartment building is on fire, send the fire department quick." The 911 operator responds "Calm down ma'am, now, how do we get to your apartment?" The answers "DUH, BIG RED TRUCK."