jeepster09
01-18-2011, 09:22 PM
:typing: Guy sitting in a bar having one drink after another mumbling about how
pissed off he is. Finally the bartender tells the guy that it might help if
he talked about it.
Guy says, "Well I was picked up by a fine looking woman in a bar the other
night and she wanted to go back to her apartment. One thing led to another
and we ended up in her bedroom and was just about to bring home the bacon,
when a door slams, and she says Oh my God, my husband is home." Bartender
says, "Yeah, that would piss me off too." Guy says, "Naw, that didn't piss
me off. She throws all my clothes out the window and tells me to go out the
window, too. So there I am hanging on the window ledge by my fingernails
and her drunk husband opens the window and pukes his guts all over me."
"Oh, man, yeah, that would do it" says the bartender. "Nah, that didn't
piss me off. Next he hangs his hairy ass out the window and pisses and
craps all over me." Bartender says, "Okay, doesn't get much worse than
that, by now you're really pissed off." Guy says, "Naw, actually that
didn't bother me too much." "Well what the hell was it that got you so
pissed off?" asks the bartender. Guy says, "When the sun came up the next
morning and I saw I was only six inches from the ground."
pissed off he is. Finally the bartender tells the guy that it might help if
he talked about it.
Guy says, "Well I was picked up by a fine looking woman in a bar the other
night and she wanted to go back to her apartment. One thing led to another
and we ended up in her bedroom and was just about to bring home the bacon,
when a door slams, and she says Oh my God, my husband is home." Bartender
says, "Yeah, that would piss me off too." Guy says, "Naw, that didn't piss
me off. She throws all my clothes out the window and tells me to go out the
window, too. So there I am hanging on the window ledge by my fingernails
and her drunk husband opens the window and pukes his guts all over me."
"Oh, man, yeah, that would do it" says the bartender. "Nah, that didn't
piss me off. Next he hangs his hairy ass out the window and pisses and
craps all over me." Bartender says, "Okay, doesn't get much worse than
that, by now you're really pissed off." Guy says, "Naw, actually that
didn't bother me too much." "Well what the hell was it that got you so
pissed off?" asks the bartender. Guy says, "When the sun came up the next
morning and I saw I was only six inches from the ground."