Sorry...this winter is getting long....

[jeepster09]

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, 'kerplop', right on his twitchy little nose.

'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. 'I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see.'

That's perfectly all right,' replied the snake. 'To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?'

'Well, I really don't know,' said the bunny. 'I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.'

So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, 'Well, you're soft, and cuddly,

and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!'

The bunny said, 'I can't thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?'

The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, 'Well, what kind of an animal am I?'

The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, 'You're cold, you're slippery, and you haven't got any balls... You must be a POLITICIAN.'

[jeepster09]

If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport -
you'll get a free x-ray and a breast exam, and; if
you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy.
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[jeepster09]

Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner.
Her birthday was coming up and she thought
this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted. "Mom, I want a
bike for my birthday."

Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten into
trouble at school and at home. Carol's mother
asked her if she thought she deserved to get a bike for her birthday.
Little Carol, of course, thought she did.

Carol's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect on her
behavior over the last year, and write a
letter to God and tell him why she deserved a bike for her birthday.
Little Carol stomped up the steps to her room
and sat down to write God a letter.


_____________________________


LETTER 1:


Dear God:

I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike for my
birthday. I want a red one.

Your friend, Carol




Carol knew this wasn't true. She had not been a very good girl this
year, so she tore up the letter and started
over.


______________________________



LETTER 2:



Dear God:

This is your friend Carol. I have been a pretty good girl this year, and
I would like a red bike for my birthday.


Thank you, Carol



Carol knew this wasn't true either. She tore up the letter and started
again.

_______________________________



LETTER 3:



Dear God:

I know I haven't been a good girl this year. I am very sorry. I will be
a good girl if you just send me a red bike
for my birthday.



Thank you, Carol



Carol knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get her a
bike. By now, she was very upset. She went
downstairs and told her mother she wanted to go to church. Carol's
mother thought her plan had
worked because Carol looked very sad.


'Just be home in time for dinner,' her mother said. Carol walked down
the street to the church and up to the altar.
She looked around to see if anyone was there. She picked up a statue of
the Virgin Mary,
slipped it under her jacket and ran out of the church, down the street,
into her house and up to her room. She shut the door and sat down and
wrote her letter to God.


________________________________



LETTER 4:



I GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.



Signed, YOU KNOW WHO

[jocko]

jeepster, that is the best of the best. .