New Toy.

[jeepster09]

New Toy
"MosqueTell", the Iranian version of "Mattel" has come out with a new talking terrorist doll.

No one has figured out what the hell is says though.

Nobody wants to be the first one to pull it's cord. :eek:

[jeepster09]

Four doctors are sitting in a bar. One is from France, One from Japan, one from Canada, and one from America.

The Frenchman says we are so far advanced that we can replace a mans heart and he can be back to work in 6 weeks.

The Japanese doc aid that's nothing, we can replace a mans brain and he can be back at work in 4 weeks.

The Canadian says, man, that's nothing, we can replace a mans testicles and he can conceive a child and be back at work in 2 weeks.

The American says we have you all beat. We took a man from Kenya with no heart, no brain, and no testicles, made him president and now no one works....:o

[Bawanna]

Thank goodness the jeepster is back!

[wyntrout]

Redneck Heimlich Maneuver

Two rednecks, Ed and Red, walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the rednecks looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The redneck walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the redneck walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!

[Willieboy]

Too funny.