Jeremiah/Az
03-29-2011, 02:57 PM
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in
the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up & cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly,
realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was
really
proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even
when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him
12:00.
He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he
said,
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh ****,"
cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times,
giggled,
cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.
my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in
the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up & cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly,
realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was
really
proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even
when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him
12:00.
He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he
said,
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh ****,"
cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times,
giggled,
cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.