Dietrich's new job

[getsome]

I have a neice that works in the North Carolina Division of Motor Vehicles office in Raleigh and they got a strange E-Mail memo from the State Director of Corrections sent to the Warden's office at the prison where Deitrich got his new job as Director of Inmate Recreation and Activities....Well The E-Mail got sent Reply to All by accident so she and everyone in a N.C. state gubmint office got to read it....Here is what it said: Most recently a Roman Toga party was held at your institution from which this office has received over two dozen reports of individual acts of pervision so profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits them from being listed in this memo!!!...You are all now on Double Secret Probation until further notice!!!...Well Diet, it sure looks like you're doing a bang up normble job up there so keep it up!!!...:D

[Bawanna]

But hey, it was a great freaking toga party!:w00t::w00t:

I mean I heard it was, I wasnt like there in person or anything, wasn't even in the neighborhood, I'm sure I have an alibi.

Go Dietrich. You rock!

[Crusty]

Sounds like a joke email referencing National Lampoons "Animal House". Love that movie.:001_tt2::001_tt2::001_tt2::001_tt2:

[Bawanna]

Animal House wasn't a joke. That was a documentary.

[Dietrich]

I resent the accusation that any of the acts were perverted.Reminds me of the old joke:What`s the difference between kinky and perverted?Kinky is when you use a feather.Perverted is when you use the whole chicken.

[MW surveyor]

I like your definition!

Also, noted your new sig line. I thought that was for Australia and Scotland?

[Bawanna]

I thought it was Montana? Wyoming?

Say something to my sheep Sally. For a fat sheep you sure don't sweat much?

[MW surveyor]

^^^Could be there too^^^^

Or "I just can't quit you"

Gotta go to the LGS NOW!