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aray
04-20-2011, 11:35 AM
According to The Terminator chronology, last night SkyNet became self-aware. If things go according to plan we have until Thursday to shut it down (we fail) and then the nukes start flying.

So how ya gonna celebrate in the meantime?

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/04/skynet-becomes-self-aware/

Who knew I'd ever get a chance to use this kahrtalk graphic, eh? :75:
Bawanna
04-20-2011, 11:41 AM
Man you scare me sometimes. Actually all the time. Good stuff to keep my ulcers burning.
MrToad
04-20-2011, 11:51 AM
Hmmm...and the Portal 2 game was released on the 19th, where one of the prime antagonists is a self-aware machine. How convenient for them.
MW surveyor
04-20-2011, 11:53 AM
It's all a conspiracy!!!
aray
04-20-2011, 11:54 AM
Bawanna,

I would never ... admit to ... being a supercomputer expert for the Department of Defense. Especially not now. :nerd:

Nothing to see here. Move along, move along.
Bawanna
04-20-2011, 11:55 AM
Bawanna,

I would never ... admit to ... being a supercomputer expert for the Department of Defense. Especially not now. :nerd:

Nothing to see here. Move along, move along.

Awww man! Pass the tums and the chalk milk. We're doomed.
aray
04-20-2011, 12:02 PM
Bawanna,

I would also ... not admit to ... getting my degree from the University of Illinois, home of HAL from 2001.

Gotta run. I think I hear Dave calling me.


So how's everyone gonna celebrate in the day ya got left, eh?
Bawanna
04-20-2011, 12:08 PM
Bawanna,

I would also ... not admit to ... getting my degree from the University of Illinois, home of HAL from 2001.

Gotta run. I think I hear Dave calling me.


So how's everyone gonna celebrate in the day ya got left, eh?

Well fortunately like being blessed with unconciousness when seriously hurt you've left me far behind on this one. I didn't know Illinois had a university with a home for Hal, whoever that is. And unless your referring to Dave Neihaus "The voice of the Mariners" may he rest in peace, I don't know Dave either.
I'll still keep sucking down Jocko milkshakes to keep the fire in my gut down just in case.
Far as my last day I think I'll double charge a bunch of 32's and borrow somebodys Kel Tec and do some shootin. Gotta live on the edge right? Look doomsday square in the backside and LAUGH. Even though your guts on fire.
Maybe I'll get hold of Dietrich, theres gotta be time for one more Toga Party at the big house.
TheTman
04-20-2011, 12:11 PM
The HAL and Dave were references to the move "2001" where the computer takes over and kills most of the crew.
Bawanna
04-20-2011, 12:16 PM
And let me guess, no happy ending here huh? I'm not really into these real life drama type movies. Too scarey.
MW surveyor
04-20-2011, 12:34 PM
"I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you do that". Great line from a computer.
aray
04-20-2011, 01:06 PM
OK, back now from a meeting.

Let's just say Dave has been "dealt with".

So for my last day I'm hoping my ammo gets here tonight. Scored some Federal HST and Winchester Ranger Talon that I want to test out.

Besides when the thermal blast wave hits, who needs popcorn when you're surrounded by lots of ammo?
mrsig239
04-20-2011, 02:09 PM
I believe I saw a couple of Zombies at work this morning! They sure acted like it.
Dietrich
04-20-2011, 02:38 PM
Well as for me,it`s Hi Ho I`m off to the Bullet Boutique.
After that I`m going to hoot and holler,drink whiskey and raise every other type of hell I can think of.Might even throw a Zombie or two on the grill if they tick me off.Wife`s out of town and I`m hornier than a three-balled tomcat.YEEEHAWWW!!
Bawanna
04-20-2011, 02:41 PM
Dude, we gotta figure out a way to clone you. You tear me up sometimes.

Could the world survive two Dietrichs? Guess it don't matter, Dave says we're toast.
RUT
04-20-2011, 03:00 PM
>>It's all a conspiracy!!!<<

And a vast, right wing one at that!! (just ask Hillary)
Dietrich
04-20-2011, 03:11 PM
Dude, we gotta figure out a way to clone you. You tear me up sometimes.

Could the world survive two Dietrichs? Guess it don't matter, Dave says we're toast.
Nothing to fear babe.Remember Slim Pickens riding the A bomb at the end of Dr. Strangelove? He wasn`t scared.When the zombies face an army of armed rednecks,they`ll learn what fear is all about.The ones that we don`t kill,we`ll rape.Then kill.
CarlCyrus
04-20-2011, 07:44 PM
I believe I saw a couple of Zombies at work this morning! They sure acted like it.

I work for the Federal Government and I'm surrounded by Zombies. You could fire 50% of them and the American public woudn't know they are gone.

Carl