That woman was so ugly...

[Dietrich]

Please finish the sentence but remember this is a PG rated forum.I`ll add a couple later.This will give that chowderhead Bawanna something to read when he gets back.I miss that dung for brains already.

[jocko]

that she reminded me of Bawanna!!

[yqtszhj]

...when she was born the doctor slaped her mama.

[mr surveyor]

are we talking about that mistress person that was supposedly kept by the father of that Kasey Antonio chick...or whatever her name was....?

[Dietrich]

..you could shove her face into some dough and bake gorilla cookies.

[TheTman]

She looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

[Phooey]

She looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Eeewwwww. Gonna have to wash my brain on that one! Too graphic! LOL!:eek:

[jimbar]

Friend of mine used to say, " I ain't sayin' she's ugly,...but she coulda stayed in the house" :o

[Popeye]

She is so ugly, that she makes "Octo Mom" look like a fox..

[CJB]

"....so ugly that Janet Reno, Magdalene Albright, Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton all thought their prayers were answered!"

"....so ugly that when she went swimming, the Save the Whale's folks pushed her back into the sea!"

"....so ugly that Michael Moore quit eating twinkies after he saw her!"

"....that when she asked the Pope for miracle beauty help, he said 'How about world peace instead?'

"....that the tattoo above her her butt crack says 'Kenworth'!"

".... she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book"

".... that in the winter, her old man puts ice chains on her for extra traction"

[armed pacifist]

her shadow gave up.

she put the Boogie man outta business.

when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.

hotel managers use her picture to keep away the rats.

[CJB]

so ugly the priest starts every mass like funeral service, out of wishful thinking

so ugly that when she shaved her beard off once, she looked like Jabba the Hutt

so ugly, she got one big eyebrow, goes all the way across

so ugly she can bite her toenails thru a picket fence

so ugly Camilla Parker Bowles stomps her foot on the ground twice and whinnies while shaking her head

so ugly that her mirror has joined a terrorist militia

so ugly you don't have to go out for milk, cuz you have the cow at home

[slowpoke]

.... that she could make a freight train take a dirt road.

[CS534]

...thank god she is no longer the Speaker of the House!

[CJB]

A-f'n-men

[Ol'coot]

She's so ugly when she cry's tears run over her ears to keep from going down her face.

She' so so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

She's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

She's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

She's so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

She's so ugly she scares the roaches away.

She's so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

She's so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off surveillance cameras

[pm9fan]

...thank god she is no longer the Speaker of the House!

Why is Southwest the exclusive airline for Nancy Pelosi?

Because ...... They fly Old Bags for free!

[CS534]

Why is Southwest the exclusive airline for Nancy Pelosi?

Because ...... They fly Old Bags for free!


Touche!!!

[TheTman]

WOW, great one there pm9fan. ROFLMAO

[Denny M]

She's so ugly her mom had to tie a pork chop around her neck so the dog would play with her.

She's so ugly she has little round circles all over her body from guys touching her with a 10 foot pole.

She's so ugly she sat on the back of the butchers wagon to keep the dogs off.

[Rotorflyr]

she reminded jocko of Bawanna!! :tongue: :behindsofa: :tongue:

[Dietrich]

She was so ugly her kinfolk wouldn`t put her picture in the family album.Just the negative.