My Friend had a crazy bad week.

[wayneo1]

Sometimes things happen you just cant believe. A friend of mine woke up to a scratching sound. He though it sounded like rats or bugs so he got up to investigate. He heard the noise coming from his wifes side of the bed so in the dark he is listening and following the noise which is coming from under the bed. It turns out it was a burglar under the bed going through his wifes jewelry box. He pulled the guy out and started wresltling with him. In the dark he couldnt see if the guy had a gun , knife etc. Finally the yorkies barking gets his wife up and she is screaming and he is able to toss her the phone and she calls police. It was a 17 year old kid from canada he came in throught the garage pool bath. Story not over. Next day the blilnd lady from across the street comes by and when she opens the front door the yorkie gets out, and her dog eats my friends yorkie in front of his wife. That my friends is a lousy week. By the way he had a gun under the matress but never even thought of using it. This is the strangest one I have ever heard about.

[knkali]

Sometimes things happen you just cant believe. A friend of mine woke up to a scratching sound. He though it sounded like rats or bugs so he got up to investigate. He heard the noise coming from his wifes side of the bed so in the dark he is listening and following the noise which is coming from under the bed. It turns out it was a burglar under the bed going through his wifes jewelry box. He pulled the guy out and started wresltling with him. In the dark he couldnt see if the guy had a gun , knife etc. Finally the yorkies barking gets his wife up and she is screaming and he is able to toss her the phone and she calls police. It was a 17 year old kid from canada he came in throught the garage pool bath. Story not over. Next day the blilnd lady from across the street comes by and when she opens the front door the yorkie gets out, and her dog eats my friends yorkie in front of his wife. That my friends is a lousy week. By the way he had a gun under the matress but never even thought of using it. This is the strangest one I have ever heard about.

Are we being punked? where is ashton kutcher? I am still on the dude under his wifes bed who didnt get his head blown off. The dog thing will register later.

[MW surveyor]

You can't make this sh*t up (and expect us all to believe it) right?

[TheTman]

Wow, hell of a week.

[LaP]

This is why I will never own a Yorkie. They are just pure trouble.
P.S. People from Canada are always coming thru the pool door... I hate that too.:cool:

[Rainman48314]

This is why I will never own a Yorkie. They are just pure trouble.
P.S. People from Canada are always coming thru the pool door... I hate that too.:cool:What the hell is a pool door?

[LaP]

What the hell is a pool door?

My lame attempt at humor. I mean, hey, after a week like this guy had, ya gotta shake your head and laugh.... or cry.:o

[jocko]

You can't make this sh*t up (and expect us all to believe it) right?

this story could be pulling my leg. I own two yorkies. I know when somneone is within 50 feet of my home. Other than their bark, my two yorkies are as worthless as **** on a boar. they sleep more than my cat.

My neighbors big dog will not eat them, I have tried throwing them over in his pen even but he just throws them back. Most dogs won't eat a yorkie now IMO that ol lady's dog was probably starved at her home for a week and THEN AND ONLY THEN, will a yorkie be idible. My vet told me that:blah::blah:

I have no jewelry under our bad but I do have about 20 pairs of shoes that are my wifes, so any burglar can have it and more than likely I would not even get up to investigate:blah:

I gotta get some coffee

[wayneo1]

No I didnt make it up. Some houses with pools dont have a pool bath so they put a outside door that goes to one of the bathrooms in the house.

[Jeremiah/Az]

I have 2 true stories about burglars bein' under the bed.

I had an exdrug user working for me.He had broken in a house & when the owner returned he had no way out, so he dove under the bed. He waited until the guy went to bed. As he tried to sneak out, the guy heard him. He runs for the door, but it is locked. The guy is shootin' at him. He said that he ran thru a sliding glass door smashing it. He was not shot.

[Jeremiah/Az]

A neighbor & his wife came home at night to what they thought was an empty house. They go to bed & he hears something under the bed. They slept in the buff. So he gets on his knees leanin' over to look under the bed, as he turns the light on. There is a man on the other side of the bed lookin' at his bare a$$ stuck up in the air. The burglar ran out of the house.

[PattayaPistol]

OK, I'm confused. Your friend had a Yorkie (now deceased) in the house at the same time that there was a burglar in the house? :crazy: My dogs go completely crazy if there is a stranger in the vicinity of the house, let alone inside the house.

Oh well, I guess I'll stick with the killer Chihuahua, rather than a Yorkie.

PP

[wayneo1]

I think the yorkie was locked out of the room, he didnt get into play until the wife ran into the frontroom to call the cops. She was too nervous to dial the Iphone with the sensitive touch screen. 99999999 you know :)

[wayneo1]

Chihuahuas are fiest little dogs they dont back down from anyone. Love em.

[Jeremiah/Az]

Those little dogs & cats are snacks for the coyotes around here!:eek:

[Barth]

One hot summer night I was awakened by a knocking noise outside.
Then someone starting to take the screen off an open bedroom window.
I slowly reached for my 38 and tripped a motion detector light the house. The intruder bolted before I could deliver my special surprise.
He/she never came back?

[ltxi]

OK, I'm confused. Your friend had a Yorkie (now deceased) in the house at the same time that there was a burglar in the house? :crazy: My dogs go completely crazy if there is a stranger in the vicinity of the house, let alone inside the house.

Oh well, I guess I'll stick with the killer Chihuahua, rather than a Yorkie.

PP

That's a very good point....we have Pomeranians. They suck as guard dogs because of size but make excellent burglar, or anything else they perceive as intrusive, alarms.

[Barth]

That's a very good point....we have Pomeranians. They suck as guard dogs because of size but make excellent burglar, or anything else they perceive as intrusive, alarms.

I was living in a large 4 bedroom house and thought I heard something suspicious.
Pulled my pistol grip Ruger 10/22 from the closet.
Put in the mag and racked the bolt.
My Doberman Nikki silently jumped up and we ran through the house together.
All you could hear were her toenails clicking on the tile floor.

(There wasn’t anyone there - but we both had fun!)

[jlottmc]

I have a mini-weenie dog, and she will bark if and only if some one knocks on the door. Since I don't sleep, it's not a problem.