August if it don't fit elsewhere it goes here thread.

[Bawanna]

Let er buck boys. (edit) Sweet Mary and Joseph don't let me forget the girls. TD2k, Melissa, Jdlott, Scorpio, a thousand apologies for my negligence.

Alot of negative lately, lets inject some happy thoughts to even things out some.

Speaking of which where is that Jocko fella lately, must be out with a Harley between his legs. Lucky!

[MW surveyor]

Speaking of which where is that Jocko fella lately, must be out with a Harley between his legs. Lucky!

Don't even want to touch that one :w00t:

[MW surveyor]

A guy visiting in Hawaii fell asleep on the beach several hours and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly
admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister, and in the pain he was in,the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor’?

The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it’ll keep the sheets off his legs.'

[JFootin]

http://kahrtalk.com/picture.php?albumid=74&pictureid=497

[LaP]

I haven't said anything negative since yesterday... Does that count?:o

Military humor: You must have a positive attitude.
Yes SIR!!! I am positive this sucks.


Mission accomplished.

[JFootin]

What will it take to solve this debt ceiling, deficit, debt problem?......An act of Congress. That's all. :blah:

[LaP]

If you love to eat sausage AND you respect the law,
you should never watch either one being made!!!:rolleyes:

"There are some politicians who, if their constituents were cannibals, would promise them missionaries for dinner."
H.L. Mencken

[wyntrout]

Just got this in an email from my buddy, Wynn:D





The Chicken and the Horse.
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse,
both of whom loved to play together.


One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.

Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell in to a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story?
(yep, you betcha, there is a moral!)

' When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!

[JFootin]

Good one!

http://kahrtalk.com/picture.php?albumid=74&pictureid=497


http://kahrtalk.com/images/tigra/buttons/quote.gif (http://kahrtalk.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=85913)

[frank_drebin]

Only problem with that joke was that the chicken was a "he" :D

[wyntrout]

I know chickens have two sexes, but the males are normally called ROOSTERS.

Wynn:D

[frank_drebin]

I know chickens have two sexes, but the males are normally called ROOSTERS.

Wynn:D

True, but you specifically referred to the chicken as a "he" multiple times. :p


Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.

Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

[Dietrich]

Fiddle dee dee.Bawanna is referred to as "she" quite a bit.

[wyntrout]

Okay, you're right there... I didn't write the joke, just copied it... too close examination... dang! Take fun out of the joke!:rolleyes:

But... a GOTCHA, for sure.

Wynn:)

[wyntrout]

I guess we'll hear from Jocko after he puts on his oven mitts for typing.

Wynn:D

[frank_drebin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iedo42FE-x0

[wyntrout]

It's amazing... some of the "talents" people have... or think up!

I like YouTube, but it's so easy to just keep going and going.... I don't get anything done around here as it is!

One of my all-time favorites is the Britain's Got Talent (or something like that) with the initial Paul Potts tryout. I can still get emotional... laughing and crying with joy... simply wonderful and well done by the cameramen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k08yxu57NA

Watch the audience and the judges... especially Simon!

Wynn:)

[TheTman]

The Harley is useful for giving "ladies" a ride, but MOSTLY nothing you'd want to take home to mother, and many you don't wanna take home period. Once in awhile you get lucky and meet a fine lady.
This is condidered by many to be the prettiest bike Harley ever made.
It's more turqouise than blue, the camera doesnt quit get the color right.
http://kartalk.pccomps.com/92_FLSTC.jpg

[frank_drebin]

speaking of skill....... http://www.wimp.com/australianfootball/

[TucsonMTB]

Please tell me you still have that gorgeous Harley!

[Bawanna]

I couldn't find the other thread where I promised Wedding pictures so this must be the place.
Just got the CD this morning. I seemed to have lost my natural good looks somewhere along the line. I need to go look for em.

http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n538/hopke5/TheSeafords0353.jpg

http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n538/hopke5/TheSeafords0362.jpg

http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n538/hopke5/TheSeafords0366.jpg

http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n538/hopke5/TheSeafords0363.jpg

Guess if you put a mustache on my daughter she'd look just like me so maybe I'm ok?

[wyntrout]

Great photos! It looks like everyone had fun... except, maybe the groom! :D

Thanks for sharing.

Wynn:)

[Dietrich]

Which one of those guys is your new son in law? Your daughter is lovely,by the way.

[Bawanna]

Which one of those guys is your new son in law? Your daughter is lovely,by the way.

The one with the shaved head. Or perhaps more obviously, the one without a shotgun.

[wyntrout]

He's smiling in the FIRST photo... not so much later.

My daughter lives in ILL-ANNOY, but HE knew I carried. I could only show him my knife, though, trying to obey SOME of the laws. The knife is probably verboten, as well.

Wynn:)

[MW surveyor]

Good photos. Sorry, got to say that your daughter is way better looking than you :)

[jlottmc]

Y'all need to hold them scatter guns like you mean it. Just sayin'.

[JFootin]

The one with the shaved head. Or perhaps more obviously, the one without a shotgun.

Yeah. He looked kind of nervous around all those guns. Like he's wondering what kind of Hatfields and McCoys family he was marrying into! :eek: Do you remember the blonde Police Academy instructor that Tacklebury fell in love with in the Police Academy movie? And he went home with her to find a family where guns and physical violence were just part of the playful interaction? (Of course, Tacklebury felt right at home!) But you get what I mean. Plus, your daughter looks like that bombshell instructor with her long blonde hair! :photo:

Congrats!

[wayneo1]

I have to stop this time more often pretty funny stuff.

[JFootin]

I was a car salesman back in the mid-70's (my mid-20's), and there were no customers one afternoon. So, 3 of us salesmen were standing around shooting the bull. We were talking about sports interests. One guy named Ron played league softball. The other guy was a country romeo with dark blonde hair and green eyes. I asked him what kind of sports he was into. He said, "Oh, I specialize in indoor sports. You know: stink finger and grab arss!" :eek: :o I was a recently born again Christian and kind of innocent, so that one caught me off guard! I turned red as a tomato and couldn't stop grining! :)

[TheTman]

I definately aggree. your daughter is very pretty Bawanna. You must be very proud of her. And you look quite the distinguished gentleman.

TusconMTB, yes indeed I still have that Harley. It's a 92 model, and I'm learning how to do quite a bit of wrenchin on it. I blew the motor couple years ago so sent it in to HD for a factory rebuild. Various articles I've read about their rebuild shop made me choose to go rebuilt rather than a new S&S or other name brand motor.
I had on a full face helmet on and the chin bar blocked my view of the warning light without tilting my head down, and hadn't checked the oil pressure guage for a few minutes, and I started hearing some noise and shut her down but was too late.
I think the oil pump gave out. I hit the off button when I heard unfamilar noises and coasted to the shoulder, and didn't get a look to see if there was oil pressure or not.
Anyway it had too much damage to save so it was off to the rebuild shop.
It's mildy enhanced with .060 shaved off the heads, Mikuni Carb, Andrews EV27 cam, upgraded ignition, and Vance and Hines 2 into 1 pro-pipe (was the number one rated pipe for mildy enhanced motors at the time). I haven't dynoed it but I think I gained around 20 ponies with those mods. Anyway, it keeps up pretty well with some others that have heavily modifed engines, although they are mostly on baggers and pulling a couple hundred pounds more than my bike is. That is my first and probably last Harley, unless I move to trike when I get older. A lot of folks have offered pretty good money, but I can't bring myself to part with it, even though it seems sometimes I turn wrenches on it more than I ride it. It will be 20 next year, and a lot of folks would have traded it years ago, but I just keep fixin it and riding, it's mostly little things that go wrong, so it's not really that bad to keep it running.
I do wish I'd put a 6 speed tranny in it while it was tore down, but wasn't in the budget.

[Bawanna]

Thats a beauty of a bike and if it was mine I probably wouldn't part with it either, even if I couldn't ride it. Just look cool in the garage.
I tried to get me a Harley head rag when my kid bought his Sportster. Gave him all kinds of free stuff, boots, helmet, a riding suit that shouldn't be caught dead on a Harley but a free dew rag for dad, no way Renee.
I couldn't afford it, I nearly keeled over when I saw the price for a hanky for my head but sure looked fine.

Ride hard or stay home Wild Hog.

[TucsonMTB]

TusconMTB, yes indeed I still have that Harley. It's a 92 model, and I'm learning how to do quite a bit of wrenchin on it. I blew the motor couple years ago so sent it in to HD for a factory rebuild. . . . . A lot of folks have offered pretty good money, but I can't bring myself to part with it . . . .
Congratulations on your good taste and sound judgment!

Anyone with enough money can buy a new bike. Very few are wise enough to hang onto a classic like yours.

Here's wishing you continued safe travels.

[mr surveyor]

Hey Bawanna... when I told you yesterday in the PM that we were expecting something around 100° today, and 105° for a couple of days..... they kinda revised it..... today hit 109° and the next 2-3 days expected to be 110-112°.

[yqtszhj]

that's some of the best wedding pictures that I have seen. It looks like everyone is enjoying their self.

[TucsonMTB]

..... today hit 109° and the next 2-3 days expected to be 110-112°.
So, does that mean you got your wish when you blew out all the candles? ;)

[TucsonMTB]

that's some of the best wedding pictures that I have seen. It looks like everyone is enjoying their self.
Yeah, but . . . the guy losing a daughter and picking up all the bills isn't smiling as much as I would like. . . :behindsofa:

[frank_drebin]

Don't worry Bawanna, I'm sure they just played UNO or Gin Rummy afterwards.

[MikeyKahr]

Awesome pics, uncle Bawanna!! Thanks so much for sharing them with us. You looked very....stately, dare I say handsome. Except for the well-hidden slight twinge of "uncomfortableness" due to the penguin suit, but it's all understood as I did the same when I had to dress up in such a contraption. The coach gun on your lap made me envision how you would have been riding shotgun on a covered wagon had you been born in a previous era. I'm so glad that everyone enjoyed the moment (except maybe the son-in-law with the understandable fear-enducing moment!) It was especially nice to see the bride with such a wonderful smile on her face. I know she must be so very thankful for everything you and aunt "Swedey" did for her all those years, and especially on her special day. Thanks for being such a great dad. Yes, it's okay for me to say that....with so many not blessed with great dads these days, great dads should be thanked!!

P.S. I wish I could have been there (invite still has not arrived, what's the deal, USPS!?). I see where cousin JFootin was sitting and see he had a primo seat for the event. Surely the seating chart had me closer in than JFootin, correct? And not behind aunt Peggy as requested and her ghastly hairdo that would have afforded me limited visibility to the festivities. :photo:

[Bawanna]

I think we've narrowed it down to a typo error on the invitation list. I'm sure the memory of you chugging down that pony keg at the last family reunion has long faded and had no influence on the obvious invite list error.

You really need to visit Aunt Peggy, it's apparently been awhile. She converted to Budism and shaved her head, you think the ghastly do was bad you need to see her now. Theres a definite GAG factor there. I'd not time your visit too soon after a meal.

[MikeyKahr]

As for the pony keg, there is no memory - only evidence. :photo: Thanks again for publicizing it with the Bawanna Family Christmas Card 2010.

As for the typo error, I clearly knew that the error was on your side of the country but all is forgiven. My RSVP is on its way.

As for aunt Peggy, thank you for the update. Our family chain letter hasn't made its way to our home for quite a few years now so I'm behind on all the latest news. I'll have to make it a point to invite aunt Peggy to that wonderful steakhouse right around the corner from her trailer home as she really did enjoy a big fat juicy steak tartare. :hungry:

[Bawanna]

As for the pony keg, there is no memory - only evidence. :photo: Thanks again for publicizing it with the Bawanna Family Christmas Card 2010.

As for the typo error, I clearly knew that the error was on your side of the country but all is forgiven. My RSVP is on its way.

As for aunt Peggy, thank you for the update. Our family chain letter hasn't made its way to our home for quite a few years now so I'm behind on all the latest news. I'll have to make it a point to invite aunt Peggy to that wonderful steakhouse right around the corner from her trailer home as she really did enjoy a big fat juicy steak tartare. :hungry:

Emphasis on the fat and the tartare. You have to know it was'nt my idea nor my design on the 2010 card. It was off the rack, just seemed to fit. How Hallmark got that picture is still a mystery to me to this day. You know technology, today a simple picture, tomorrow u tube.

[jimbar]

I couldn't find the other thread where I promised Wedding pictures so this must be the place.
Just got the CD this morning. I seemed to have lost my natural good looks somewhere along the line. I need to go look for em.

http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n538/hopke5/TheSeafords0353.jpg

http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n538/hopke5/TheSeafords0362.jpg

http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n538/hopke5/TheSeafords0366.jpg

http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n538/hopke5/TheSeafords0363.jpg

Guess if you put a mustache on my daughter she'd look just like me so maybe I'm ok?

You have a beautiful daughter there, Bawana, but ....funny, I had you pictured more like this....

[OldLincoln]

Congratulations Bawanna. The pics are great and it's good to see the joy expressed in them.

[Bawanna]

You have a beautiful daughter there, Bawana, but ....funny, I had you pictured more like this....

Yeah, that's me alright, when I'm not all dressed up and manicured. Much more comfortable.

[mr surveyor]

when are ya gonna be grandpaw B? I assume it's at least nine months, less a few days, since I think the bride was wearin shooes...

[Bawanna]

No word on that as yet. They are both relatively level headed (no idea where that came from) so I hope they get a little better established before they do the child thing. A life changing event for sure.

I did finally get her to wear shoes most of the time. A little trick I found was to fill em with dirt. She still thinks she's barefoot and it seemed to work out pretty good.

I'm still working on mom, she don't get along too good with shoes.

[TheTman]

Bawanna if you want a Harley Davidson head wrap, sometimes I can get them at the flea market for a lot less the at the HD (aka Hundred Dollar) store. I'll pick one up for you next time I'm down there. 5-10 bucks maybe. I need some new padded shorty gloves, so need to head down that way anyway. I'll see what I can find. If you'd rather have a HD baseball type cap, I have a dark blue one with the HD logo on it a don't wear much, it's too big for my head. Say the word and it's yours. I'll wash it first of course, not that it's been worn much. I bought it down quick mart in Arkansas for 10. And I've got my 10 bucks use out of it, so say the word and it will be in the mail.

[Bawanna]

Bawanna if you want a Harley Davidson head wrap, sometimes I can get them at the flea market for a lot less the at the HD (aka Hundred Dollar) store. I'll pick one up for you next time I'm down there. 5-10 bucks maybe. I need some new padded shorty gloves, so need to head down that way anyway. I'll see what I can find.

You rock dude. The Hundred Dollar store is a perfect description. In fact the head wrap I was looking at was about a 100, might of been less but seemed like a hundred. They had a nice leather one that was insane too.
I gotta really big head if that's a factor.
Appreciate your recon.

[TheTman]

Bawanna, I don't know if you saw the part I added later about the HD hat I have that I don't wear much, it one those adjustable hats that is too big for my head, It only cost me 10 bucks down in a quick mart in Arkansas, and if you'd rather have a ball cap type hat, I can send you that as soon as I wash it out. I've got my 10 bucks of use out of it, it still looks brand new and is yours if you'd rather have a ball cap type hat. I have plenty others, so no big deal on my end. It's dark blue with the HD bar and sheild logo on it.

[Bawanna]

I've never been one to turn down a free hat or anything that says Harley.

I've been listening to those wiser and smarter than me around here and have been rotating hats that don't say gun stuff on em. I wear my Glock, Kahr, Beretta and other gun hats all the time.
Been switching to a fishing guide outfit hat (free) that looks good. A Harley hat would fit in real nice in the rotation.

Still gonna fit a head wrap in too. Maybe fasten some pony tails from the back so I look like Jocko with the wind in my face, course the chair only goes about 6 mph with a fresh charge. My manual goes 12 sometimes when I'm feeling good.

[LaP]

Free hats are a great way to keep the top of my head from getting suburnt. Let me tell you, a sunburnt head hurts everytime you smile.
I like Air Force hats too.:D

[Bawanna]

Amen brother. I was wearing a hat at my daughters wedding (think it was my Safariland hat) along with my penguin suit till my wife made me take it off. I paid the price for that I did.

Hurts when you do anything, fortunately I don't smile much, happy, just don't smile. It's a curse. Guess maybe I should have had me one of them mohawks the boys sometimes have, might have saved a little for coverage.
Course I can do without the tattooes and body piercings that seem to go along with em.

In hindsight maybe the hat is the better choice.

[TucsonMTB]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41GHpn0D6YL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
Sharps Bald Head Balm Sunscreen SPF 15 (http://www.amazon.com/Sharps-Bald-Head-Balm-Sunscreen/dp/B000UQM9XU)

In those circumstances, chemical warfare is the way to go. This stuff is supposed to be odorless and "non-glossy" for invisibility.

Admittedly, I have a full head of hair, so have not tried it . . . :D

[Bawanna]

I'm the first person in the bawanna family tree to have hair loss. Use to have to use thinning shears in my youth, granddad had a full head of thick hair when he crossed the river.

Must be the pressure?

[MW surveyor]

Thinkin too much! Yea, that's what it is.

[TucsonMTB]

Could it be you are diverting too much hair energy to the mustache?

I dunno . . . both of my younger brothers are balding to some degree and both favor beards in the winter and sometimes summer except my middle brother who also lives in Arizona. My father died with a full head of hair. My mom was a source of considerable pressure.

Just a theory . . . :behindsofa:

[mr surveyor]

genetics lesson for the day.... the (dominant) baldness gene is transmitted from the maternal side of the family.... you only get your Dad's hair if Mom says so:D

[TucsonMTB]

As Tommy Smuthers would say, "Mom always loved me best." :D

[LaP]

I am not bald.
I am folicly challenged.

I just happen to comb my hair with a washcloth. :cool:

[TucsonMTB]

I am not bald.
I am folicly challenged.

I just happen to comb my hair with a washcloth. :cool:
And . . . Yul Brynner made a great career out of it.

http://www.nndb.com/people/459/000026381/yul.jpg

[ltxi]

Great pictures and commentary, Bawanna. Thanks for sharing.

[LaP]

And . . . Yul Brynner made a great career out of it.



At least I have eyebrows!!!

Now I have to rent The Magnificent Seven.;)

[TucsonMTB]

Wow! I just read the plot. Sadly, it sounds almost like the USA trying to protect the rest of the world from the bad guys.

[jeepster09]

Dear Abby,
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and lets our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims. Finally,the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?
Signed, Lost in DC
---------------------------------------------------

Dear Lost:
Stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything for you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with the sonofabitch for two more years!
Signed, Abby

[yqtszhj]

Funny but true

[ltxi]

Just gotta let you know I appreciate that one!

[MW surveyor]

Dont know if this will work! It did! :roll:

[JFootin]

I just did a search to see if I could find someone named Sal Monella. Yes, there is a Facebook ID (http://en-gb.facebook.com/people/Salvatore-Monella/100001765804972), a Twitter ID (https://twitter.com/#%21/HallieBenny), and a poem entitled Sal Monella's 'A Child's Christmas in Brooklyn' (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/off-topic/2740674-sal-monellas-a-childs-christmas-in-brooklyn.html) on corvetteforum.com (real funny!). :)

[Bawanna]

I just did a search to see if I could find someone named Sal Monella. Yes, there is a Facebook ID (http://en-gb.facebook.com/people/Salvatore-Monella/100001765804972), a Twitter ID (https://twitter.com/#%21/HallieBenny), and a poem entitled Sal Monella's 'A Child's Christmas in Brooklyn' (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/off-topic/2740674-sal-monellas-a-childs-christmas-in-brooklyn.html) on corvetteforum.com (real funny!). :)



Your talking over my head again son. What's a Sal Monella? And why Christmas in Brooklyn of all places? I must be missing a key point here.
Hope this isn't the stupidest question of the year.

[MW surveyor]

I think that Mr. JFootin is confused between salmonella and Mr. Sal Monellaor forgot how to spell. ;)

Later! Gotta get back to work.

[JFootin]

Your talking over my head again son. What's a Sal Monella? And why Christmas in Brooklyn of all places? I must be missing a key point here.
Hope this isn't the stupidest question of the year.

A simple play on words, Kimosabi. Salmonella is the food poisoning germ, but it also sounds like it could be the name of a wise guy from New Jersey. Just playing around with Google Search. :yo:

[Bawanna]

A simple play on words, Kimosabi. Salmonella is the food poisoning germ, but it also sounds like it could be the name of a wise guy from New Jersey. Just playing around with Google Search. :yo:

So do I still need to feel dumb or am I semi ok on this one? Maybe just confused.

[Jeremiah/Az]

Hair? Why waste all that testosterone on growin' hair when it can be put to so much better use?:D

[OldLincoln]

Anybody got a map cause I'm lost.

[JFootin]

Looks like that's two of you!

[wyntrout]

Quote of the Year!!!

Judge Judy to Prostitute:



"When did you realize you were raped?"

Prostitute (wiping away tears): "When the check bounced."





The American Public will soon reach the same conclusion.

[frank_drebin]

How pissed would you be if you spent all that money on a nice, artistic wall only to notice this afterwards?

http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sombrasindecentes.jpg

[OldLincoln]

Cute! Suppose it grows as the sun gets lower in the sky. Who wouldda thunk.

[OldLincoln]

Big 5 has a "MOSSBERG ‘SECURITY’ 12-GA. 8-SHOT SHORT BARREL PUMP SHOTGUN" for $290 this week. Is that an okay gun for the house and what about the price?

[JFootin]

Some good ones!
http://kahrtalk.com/picture.php?albumid=74&pictureid=497

[JFootin]

Big 5 has a "MOSSBERG ‘SECURITY’ 12-GA. 8-SHOT SHORT BARREL PUMP SHOTGUN" for $290 this week. Is that an okay gun for the house and what about the price?

Price sounds good. # of shots is great. Who are Big 5? (Edit: I found them.)

[Bawanna]

Big 5 has a "MOSSBERG ‘SECURITY’ 12-GA. 8-SHOT SHORT BARREL PUMP SHOTGUN" for $290 this week. Is that an okay gun for the house and what about the price?

I like Mossbergs. I'm not familiar with the "Security". I assume it's a variation of the 500 which is a great shotgun. The price seems very reasonable.

I like the safety and slide release on the Mossberg much better than the 870. Just works better for me.

[TucsonMTB]

http://akimages.shoplocal.com/dyn_li/600.0.90.0/Retailers/Big5SportingGoods/110807_FP4_B_20a.JPG
Their online ad at this link (http://big5sportinggoods.shoplocal.com/big5/default.aspx?action=detail&storeid=2503823&rapid=0&listingid=-2083110910&offerid=) shows a price of $289.99. My old, Sears Ted Williams pump in the bedroom closet is much prettier. :p

[OldLincoln]

Yup that's the one. I think it may be the "Special Purpose" line and a Model 50577. Don't know if this will paste okay but you'll get the drift.

BRAND: Mossberg # OF MAGS:
MODEL: Model 500 Special Purpose Persuader SAFETY: Ambidextrous Tang Safety TYPE: Shotgun SIGHTS: Bead CALIBER: 12 Gauge BARREL LENGTH: 20" FINISH: Blue OVERALL LENGTH: 41" ACTION: Pump Action WEIGHT: 7 lbs STOCK: Black Synthetic PACKAGING:
CAPACITY: 2.75" 7+1 FEATURES: Sling Swivel Studs CHOKES: Cylinder Bore FEATURES:
CHAMBER: 3" BUTT PLATE: Black Rubber MUZZLE:
RECEIVER: Blue, Drilled & Tapped

[Bawanna]

You gonna go get one Old Lincoln? It will certainly do the job.

Is California ok with something like that? I don't think it has a chamber indicator, a mag disconnect or an attached espresso maker? Plus its kind of skeery looking.

[OldLincoln]

Big % has 3 in stock just a few minutes from the house. I plan to go look & maybe buy this afternoon. Of course this means not buying a 45 for a while. I may talk myself out of it before I buy it, so we'll see. It's only purpose is in case of a door buster and I'm questioning if I can get to it in time to matter.

[Bawanna]

I wish I could help talk you out of it but you know me, if I was in your shoes I'd be exceeding the safe and posted speed limit heading for Big 5 to pickup my prize. We'll work on the 45 tomorrow or maybe even this afternoon.

Surely wouldn't hurt to have one strategically located around the house.

[wyntrout]

Dang! I need to sell some of my gold to buy food and stuff!! Crap!! I didn't buy gold... I bought guns and bullets. I guess the value of bullets will go up as things get short.
I should be able to trade one bullet for a loaf of bread, or whatever. Bullets will definitely be more valuable than inflated paper money. Bullets are more versatile, too. One can use them for all kinds of things.

This is kind of fitting:
http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2011-07-31/

Wynn:)

[OldLincoln]

I hate gold! I remember when it was fixed at $35. Then when it jumped to $6oo I said no way. When it leap to $900 I said they're crazy. I said those guys are flakes that were yelling to buy it at $1200. So now, I should buy it at $1600? Today it sits at over $1700. That up over 500% in 10 years. Wow!

Of course you have to realize that only because I didn't buy it.

[OldLincoln]

I am officially a BAAAAAD Boy! Sigh..... I'm so ashamed of myself. I traded food for guns. I knew better but it was such a good buy and we are about to be overrun by mobs like in London so I told myself, "Self", I said, "You need the good priced shotgun to protect she whom you love." Yup, that's my story and I'm stickin with it!.

I pick up my new Mossy in 10 days. I need to keep it a secret tho so nobody tell, okay?

[wyntrout]

Back in the 70's I got together an ounce or so of gold, including my dad's wedding ring and sold it for $35 an ounce. I hated jewelry, especially rings... never could wear stuff like that... and it's dangerous for most activities... creating shorts in electricity or catching on stuff and keeping you around when you were trying to get down, or out, or away from a deadly situation... costing you at a minimum, a finger, and maybe your life.

Anyhow, right after I sold my gold, they starting letting people buy the stuff and the price shot up to $850 or so!! I had really good timing!:rolleyes:

The Dilbert cartoon is so fitting and true about being prepared for bad times.

http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2011-07-31/

If you don't take care of defense, AND let your neighbors or acquantances know, you won't have anything at all quickly. People love to share your stuff... especially the cockroaches fleeing the big cities.

Wynn:D

[Bawanna]

I am officially a BAAAAAD Boy! Sigh..... I'm so ashamed of myself. I traded food for guns. I knew better but it was such a good buy and we are about to be overrun by mobs like in London so I told myself, "Self", I said, "You need the good priced shotgun to protect she whom you love." Yup, that's my story and I'm stickin with it!.

I pick up my new Mossy in 10 days. I need to keep it a secret tho so nobody tell, okay?

Your telling me that in California you have to wait 10 days to pickup a shotgun? Seriously?

Wow, I'd not last long down there. With my impatience issues I'd not make it very long.

[jdlott74]

when are ya gonna be grandpaw B? I assume it's at least nine months, less a few days, since I think the bride was wearin shooes...

Now don't be asking him that already. She just got married.. Give them enough time to have time for themselves...

[mr surveyor]

well... since she wuz wearin shoes I figured she weren't barefoot and pregnant....thus the shotguns was just a prop for fun.

I ain't sure the world is ready for a new batch of Bawannas just yet....I'll give em at least a year

[Bawanna]

well... since she wuz wearin shoes I figured she weren't barefoot and pregnant....thus the shotguns was just a prop for fun.

I ain't sure the world is ready for a new batch of Bawannas just yet....I'll give em at least a year

Well seeins how my new son in law is from North Carolina I'd say theres a good chance it might be a new batch of Dietrichs. Ya think?

I'm not sure the world will ever be ready for a new batch of Bawannas. Think the mold was broke, actually it was thrown accross the room with some choice words about don't ever do that again!
Guess I got two boys so it may happen someday.

[OldLincoln]

Your telling me that in California you have to wait 10 days to pickup a shotgun? Seriously?

Wow, I'd not last long down there. With my impatience issues I'd not make it very long.

You Betcha! 10 days and a $25 background check. They used to call it a "cooling off period" but if you "cool off" and change your mind, too bad cause you have still bought and paid for a gun, so they don't call it that now.

I figure this will be the least fired shotgun around as other than a few bird shot rounds and a couple buckshots it won't see much action - at least I hope not.

[mr surveyor]

only time I've ever had to wait 10 days to shoot a new gun is when I couldn't afford the ammo... but most of my favorite shops always throw in at least one box of ammo for "the trip home"... 10 minutes after I decide to purchase:D

gotta love the free states

[wyntrout]

AMEN on the FREE States!

Wynn:)

[LaP]

AMEN on the FREE States!

Wynn:)

I might have posted this before...so bear with me while I have a senior moment:
After moving from NY to Indiana, it was a shock to find out that I could purchase a handgun and walk out the door with it the SAME day. When I mentioned that to the clerk at the gunstore, he responded "Welcome to America."
He was right. That's just what it felt like.:D

[Quickdraw]

Shooting in Nevada is nice also. Still have most frredoms although with the stream of retirees from California and New York over the past few decades there is always pressure to change into the kind of state that they left behind.

[JFootin]

I have been seeing these advertized and wondered how likely it would be to get arrested for impersonating a police officer if you presented that with the hokey badge in it to an officer at a traffic stop?

http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee486/John_England/Miscellanious%20Guns%20and%20Holsters/CCWPermitHolder.jpg

[jocko]

my two cents. If ur state requires u to produce your mprmit when stopped and in that other part of that pouch is your actual permit, I would think it would be OK, as ur not walking aorund with it hanging off your belt or on your coat. It says what it says and ur permit backs that up

some officers might take some offense to it but here in Indiana we do not have to produce jack sh-t and no BMV report shows u have a ccw permit either...

[ltxi]

Shooting in Nevada is nice also. Still have most frredoms although with the stream of retirees from California and New York over the past few decades there is always pressure to change into the kind of state that they left behind.

Very true. And my congratulations to NH in particular for their at least mostly successful, decades long fight in resisting the the alien culture of fleeing Massachusetts refugees.

[ltxi]

I have been seeing these advertized and wondered how likely it would be to get arrested for impersonating a police officer if you presented that with the hokey badge in it to an officer at a traffic stop?

http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee486/John_England/Miscellanious%20Guns%20and%20Holsters/CCWPermitHolder.jpg

There's a whole recent thread commenting on these stupid things. At least around here, you wouldn't get arrested at a traffic stop. At least not for that. But you would be treated pretty much as a moron.

[earle8888]

Yep! I started a tread, after being told at a party by a retired LEO Cpt....holding up a badge after a shooting could save you from being shoot. Nobody agreed!!!!
BTW that LEO died this week-end, leaving a 12 year old son. Kids from previous marriage grown.

Simply --- it seems that if you haven't been issued a Badge, ( picture shown is a shield), or shield then other than Halloween you shouldn't be carrying one! Period

[ltxi]

Yep! I started a tread, after being told at a party by a retired LEO Cpt....holding up a badge after a shooting could save you from being shoot. Nobody agreed!!!!
BTW that LEO died this week-end, leaving a 12 year old son. Kids from previous marriage grown.

Simply --- it seems that if you haven't been issued a Badge, ( picture shown is a shield), or shield then other than Halloween you shouldn't be carrying one! Period


And even if....I still have a badge, properly issued and legitimately held/kept. But, no longer my job, no longer carried, and I wouldn't embarrass myself by displaying it like that at a traffic stop or anywhere else.

[OldLincoln]

I think those badges is another one of those "And then the fight started..." things. You'd just tick the LEO off and be suddenly to hear your taillights are no longer operative "let's see that's a nnnn. Oh and you have a busted headlight for a nnnn." and so on. No need to upset the law, they often get touchy about who carries a shield and anybody not a member of the club is a fraud. They don't like frauds.

[Bawanna]

A pirate walked into a bar. The bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."


"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."


The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"


The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off and I got fitted with a hook, but I'm fine, really."


"What about that eye patch?"


"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them **** in my eye."


"You're kidding, right?" said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird ****."


"It was my first day with the hook."

[jocko]

thats a good one " ol great on". how about this one

Snakes also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here's why.

A couple in Sweetwater , Texas , had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze.

It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants. When it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa.

She let out a very loud scream.

The husband (who was taking a shower) ran out into the living room naked to see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the sofa.

He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it. About that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him on the behind. He thought the snake had bitten him, so he screamed and fell over on the floor.

His wife thought he had had a heart attack, so she covered him up, told him to lie still and called an ambulance.

The attendants rushed in, would not listen to his protests, loaded him on the stretcher, and started carrying him out.

About that time, the snake came out from under the sofa and the Emergency Medical Technician saw it and dropped his end of the stretcher. That's when the man broke his leg and why he is still in the hospital.

The wife still had the problem of the snake in the house, so she called on a neighbor who volunteered to capture the snake. He armed himself with a rolled-up newspaper and began poking under the couch.. Soon he decided it was gone and told the woman, who sat down on the sofa in relief.

But while relaxing, her hand dangled in between the cushions, where she felt the snake wriggling around. She screamed and fainted, the snake rushed back under the sofa.

The neighbor man, seeing her lying there passed out, tried to use CPR to revive her.

The neighbor's wife, who had just returned from shopping at the grocery store, saw her husband's mouth on the woman's mouth and slammed her husband in the back of the head with a bag of canned goods, knocking him out and cutting his scalp to a point where it needed stitches.

The noise woke the woman from her dead faint and she saw her neighbor lying on the floor with his wife bending over him, so she assumed that the snake had bitten him. She went to the kitchen and got a small bottle of whiskey, and began pouring it down the man's throat.

By now, the police had arrived.
Breathe here...
They saw the unconscious man, smelled the whiskey, and assumed that a drunken fight had occurred. They were about to arrest them all, when the women tried to explain how it all happened over a little garden snake!

The police called an ambulance, which took away the neighbor and his sobbing wife.

Now, the little snake again crawled out from under the sofa and one of the policemen drew his gun and fired at it. He missed the snake and hit the leg of the end table. The table fell over, the lamp on it shattered and, as the bulb broke, it started a fire in the drapes.

The other policeman tried to beat out the flames, and fell through the window into the yard on top of the family dog who, startled, jumped out and raced into the street, where an oncoming car swerved to avoid it and smashed into the parked police car.

Meanwhile, neighbors saw the burning drapes and called in the fire department. The firemen had started raising the fire ladder when they were halfway down the street. The rising ladder tore out the overhead wires, put out the power, and disconnected the telephones in a ten-square city block area (but they did get the house fire out).

Time passed! Both men were discharged from the hospital, the house was repaired, the dog came home, the police acquired a new car and all was right with their world.

A while later they were watching TV and the weatherman announced a cold snap for that night. The wife asked her husband if he thought they should bring in their plants for the night.

And that's when he shot her.

......:behindsofa:

[JFootin]

http://kahrtalk.com/picture.php?albumid=74&pictureid=497

[getsome]

Two guys are drinking in a bar, one says he will bet the other guy $100.00 that he can jump off the roof and not get a scratch....The other guy say's man you're crazy, this is an 8 story building and you'll be killed...First guy says no way so do you want to bet or not, he says well if you insist because I can sure use that Franklin right about now...Well the first guy goes up to the roof, stands on the edge and jumps, he falls a little and then starts to kinda float down to the sidewalk gets up and walks back in the bar...The second guy says WOW I've never seen anything like that before, how did you do it and he goes it's very simple really, it's just in the wind resistance and how you hold your body...He then says I will go double or nothing with you if you will try it and land ok after seeing me do it and walk away fine...The guy goes well ok I need the money back and my wife will kill me for betting it away and I only did it because I was sure you would be killed...So the other guy goes up to the 8th floor, stands there and jumps then promptly splatters himself all over the sidewalk...The first guy goes back in the bar and orders another round and hands the bartender the hundred...The bartender brings the drink and says, Superman you're such an A-Hole...:cool:

[ltxi]

Excellent!

[JFootin]

I just saw Hickock45 featured on World's Dumbest Hillbillies! :33:

[frank_drebin]

Is there really anything else you need to know???

http://images.topix.com/gallery/up-O7NLFDNPRL5JRH6T.jpg

[JFootin]

I found this pic the other day, thought I would share it.

http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee486/John_England/Miscellanious%20Guns%20and%20Holsters/KahrMK9withWoodGrips.jpg

[Jeremiah/Az]

I saw Hickock45 on there. They tried to make him look bad for shootin' a jack-o-lantern out of a pumpkin!:rolleyes:

[TucsonMTB]

I saw Hickock45 on there. They tried to make him look bad for shootin' a jack-o-lantern out of a pumpkin!:rolleyes:
We don't watch TV, so I missed whatever humorless remarks they might have made. But, I think he carves a mean pumpkin. http://therealrevo.com/blog/?p=34291 with his Glock, of course.

[Bawanna]

Anyone that picks on my man Hickok45 is on the bad side of me.

That Ole boy can shoot, I'll tell ya that much. Course most of us already know that.

[Bawanna]

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher, and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette . They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard - a real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment.They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.
Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experience.Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had various bandages on his body and limbs, went first. 'Well,' he said, 'I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The Bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.

'Reverend Billy Bob spoke next.. He was in a wheelchair, had one arm and both legs in casts, and had an IV drip. In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he claimed, 'WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb.. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus..Hallelujah!

The priest and the reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IVs and monitors running in and out of him.He was in really bad shape.The Rabbi looked up and said: "Looking back on it, .......circumcision may not have been the best way to start."

[wyntrout]

Here's one of my favorite comic strips with something on Product Instructions:

http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2011/08/21

Wynn:D

[wyntrout]

The formatted columns didn't hold up, so I added "..." between the 2 columns:

Subject: Difference in Definitions
CALIFORNIA... TEXAS

Arsenal of Weapons... Gun Collection
Delicate Wetlands... Swamp
Undocumented Worker... Illegal Alien
Cruelty-Free Materials... Synthetic Fiber
Assault and Battery... Attitude Adjustment
Heavily Armed... Well-protected
Narrow-minded... Righteous
Taxes or Your Fair Share... Coerced Theft
Commonsense Gun Control... Gun Confiscation Plot
Illegal Hazardous Explosives... Fireworks or Stump Removal
Non-viable Tissue Mass... Unborn Baby
Equal Access to Opportunity... Socialism
Multicultural Community... High Crime Area
Fairness or Social Progress... Marxism
Upper Class or "The Rich "... Self-Employed
Progressive, Change... Big Government Scheme
Homeless or Disadvantaged... Bums or Welfare Leeches
Sniper Rifle... Scoped Deer Rifle
Investment For the Future... Higher Taxes
Healthcare Reform... Socialized Medicine
Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater... Conservative
Truants... Homeschoolers
High Capacity Magazine... Standard Capacity Magazine
Religious Zealot... Church-going
Reintroduced Wolves... Sheep and Elk Killers
Fair Trade Coffee... Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
Exploiters or "The Rich "... Employed or Land Owner
The Gun Lobby... NRA Members
Assault Weapon... Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)
Fiscal Stimulus... New Taxes and Higher Taxes
Same Sex Marriage... Legalized Perversion
Accepted Facts... Horse Crap


Wynn:)

[jlottmc]

Nice Wynn, we do see things like that around here.

[JFootin]

In North Carolina, it is not against the law for women to bare their breasts in public, so a few protestors who want that "right" for women in all states, and a much larger crowd there to ogle, gathered in Pack Square in downtown Asheville today. Hey, you want weirdness and perversion? Just come to Asheville! :eek:

http://www.wlos.com/template/inews_wire/wires.regional.nc/3734c31b-www.wlos.com.shtml

[wyntrout]

Damn! Here are some signs I would like to see on the highway!

http://i1134.photobucket.com/albums/m620/wyntrout/signsIwouldlkietosee.jpg

Wynn:D

[OldLincoln]

Jocko, met a man at a barbeque last night that is a rather rugged individual who rides a Harley. He told me what but all I remember is "something something Glide". Anyway he rides to Sturges every year and is quite a story teller. His name is Greg and he is in the sign business so I know you must know him. Chuckle.... He said his bike is getting up there with over 50K miles on it. I thought those would easily go 200K or more.

[ltxi]

Here's one of my favorite comic strips with something on Product Instructions:

http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2011/08/21

Wynn:D

The comic highlight of today's Sunday paper.

[Bawanna]

A plane is on its way to toronto , when a blonde ineconomy class gets up, and moves to the first classsection and sits down.the flight attendant watches her do this, and asksto see her ticket.she then tells the blonde that she paid for economyclass, and that she will have to sit in the back.the blonde replies, "i'm blonde, i'm beautiful, i'mgoing to toronto and i'm staying right here."the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tellsthe pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blondebimbo sitting in first class, that belongs ineconomy, and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries toexplain that because she only paid for economyshe will have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies, "i'm blonde, i'm beautiful, i'mgoing to toronto and i'm staying right here."

the co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably shouldhave the police waiting when they land to arrestthis blonde woman who won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, "you say she is a blonde? I'llhandle this, i'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde."

he goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear,and she says, "oh, i'm sorry." and gets up and goesback to her seat in economy..

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed andasked him what he said to make her move withoutany fuss."i told her, "first class isn't going to toronto ".

[wyntrout]

Probably already posted here a few times... maybe by me, as well!

Wynn:D



A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3® cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo..

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry® and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says Bud.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a flock of sheep.

Now give me back my dog.”

[Ubaldo99]

This is my newly installed Texas rain gauge. Dang, its hot and dry down here!


http://d30opm7hsgivgh.cloudfront.net/upload/141562984_yxqT1EJa_c.jpg

[TucsonMTB]

A plane is on its way to Toronto . . .
Hey B! Although you might get a different reaction, I just told your joke to my wife, who is a brunette.

She laughed so hard that she had tears coming out of the corners of her eyes! :D

[ltxi]

A plane is on its way to toronto,



I sent it to my blonde sister and two blonde female friends who travel a lot. The unanimous opinion was that this is the best blonde joke "EVR!"

[ltxi]

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote....

And this one had both my sister and brother-in-law laughing their butts off.