New Year`s Resolutions

[Dietrich]

The good thing about these are that no one takes them seriously.Kind of like when Hugh Hefner swore to "forsake all others" in his marriage vows.
Therefore,I,Dietrich the Humble,resolve to not let my sense of humor get in the way when I need to be serious.I also resolve to stop hanging around the frozen food section of the grocery store in order to see women`s nipples stick out.

[ltxi]

pervert...Zena, take note..+/-

[Smoke Eater]

You too?....... I mean........ good for you! A good sense of humor (clean,dirty or warped) is a great way to cope with everyday situations! My vote is KEEP THE HUMOR!

Happy New Year to all,
Dave

[medezyner]

WalMart has frozen food section police. I was busted earlier today.
We cant loose our sense of humor, life is too short. Happy effin New year!

[ltxi]

WalMart has frozen food section police. I was busted earlier today.
We cant loose our sense of humor, life is too short. Happy effin New year!

I don't have any more time for this...we're working the on the four pound (yeah, too big for the pot, don't ever do this) lobstah, steamers, little necks, and wine.

Happy New Year to all as well! And don't forget the Blue Moon...what an end to one generally not so good decade and the hopeful beginning of a much better one!!

[zena]

I am the FFP (Frozen Food Police) and have developed a Nemo-meter to make sure no one gets too out-of -control. Punishment is severe. A night in the walk-in freezer with wall posters of Hillary and Oprah as your only company. You have been warned.

[Dietrich]

I am the FFP (Frozen Food Police) and have developed a Nemo-meter to make sure no one gets too out-of -control. Punishment is severe. A night in the walk-in freezer with wall posters of Hillary and Oprah as your only company. You have been warned.
FFP, huh?May I see a picture of you in your uniform? I envision high heel black leather boots,fishnet hose,garter belts and swastika armbands.

[zena]

FFP, huh?May I see a picture of you in your uniform? I envision high heel black leather boots,fishnet hose,garter belts and swastika armbands.

No armbands.

[Dietrich]

Geez,am I the only one to make a resolution or are the rest of you too hung over to make one yet?:boink:

[500KV]

Geez,am I the only one to make a resolution or are the rest of you too hung over to make one yet?:boink:
I think I'll take a page from my dog's life and not worry about self-improvement.

If sleeping in a soft bed, getting three squares a day, and chasing a tail for fun is good enough for my dog, it should work for me. Well, all except the chasing-the-tail part. I can't even lick my elbow (don't laugh, I'll bet you can't do it, either). :2eek:

[wyntrout]

I am the FFP (Frozen Food Police) and have developed a Nemo-meter to make sure no one gets too out-of -control. Punishment is severe. A night in the walk-in freezer with wall posters of Hillary and Oprah as your only company. You have been warned.

Zena, switch in Nancy Pelosi for Oprah. And, maybe Madeleine Albright....

Wynn:D

[ltxi]

I think I'll take a page from my dog's life and not worry about self-improvement.

If sleeping in a soft bed, getting three squares a day, and chasing a tail for fun is good enough for my dog, it should work for me. Well, all except the chasing-the-tail part. I can't even lick my elbow (don't laugh, I'll bet you can't do it, either). :2eek:

Oh, yeah....I'm right with you on this one. I've long given up on self-improvement. The only thing an attempt at that ever got me was married.

And you're right about the elbow thing...I tried it....I don't know whether I'm too old or just inadequate...or both.

[Dietrich]

Oh,the heck with it. Stick a fork in me,I`m done.

[Smoke Eater]

O.K..... My New Years resolution is..... to give up making resolutions!